Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I didn’t even want to draw attention to the Enhanced Games for “making fun of it” purposes but then I saw a video of the guy who thinks he can live forever hyping up a guy’s steroid usage under an umbrella to shield himself from UV rays 2744161
like_a_bosstonian @wilkos.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Someone ask Bryan if the side effects of modest sun exposure are better or worse than liver and kidney damage directly resulting from anabolic steroids 000
Glendos Fen @glennmuir.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Granted, I sometimes have used an umbrella to shield myself from UV rays, but also I'm not some weirdo obsessed with wanting immortality. 180
Raoul Meyer @mistermeyer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Did you, by any chance go to a small, liberal private school in downtown manhattan? 000
Miss Dfies @missdfies.bsky.social · 25/05/2026This guy's main thought at 34 was, "OMG I'm gonna die someday!" Who does that, other than a vampire. In a related vein, did you know Mary Poppins was also immortal? Maybe it's the umbrella ...🤔 010
jajajaboo.bsky.social @jajajaboo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Afraid of the sun but not afraid of his son.. 030
Chris Shoeler @shoeler.bsky.social · 25/05/2026BRYAN, THE SUN!!!! ABORT!!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!! 0360
Andrew Visnovsky @soccerlawyer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I find it really hard to believe any of these folks are better *with steroids* than anyone who is good enough to not want to DQ themselves from major events by leaving the WADA testing pool to compete in this. 1340
craigkoeneko.bsky.social @craigkoeneko.bsky.social · 28/05/2026There’s no way he can live forever because we’re all so sick of him we may rid ourselves of his presence 000
deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 25/05/2026This is hilarious. Buddy if you’re so scared of the sun why are you wearing short sleeves?? 010
ben cohen @djbennyc.bsky.social · 25/05/2026“The sun? You think you’re tougher than the fucking sun?” (The best barstool tweet ever) 0240
jokercowgarage.bsky.social @jokercowgarage.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Is living forever worth it if you have to carry a parasol everywhere? 100
Tyler @worstgargoyle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I’ve wanted parasols to make a comeback for years and now I feel like the monkey’s paw curled 080
Linder Seattle @linderseattle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Meanwhile I just read about this book that looks good / a more realistic approach to aging 000
Chet Breakfast @chetbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/05/2026If they do this again they need to put Paul Verhoeven in charge. 000
Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 25/05/2026Sorry y’all I’m on team “there is no good reason to voluntarily be outside in direct sunlight for long periods of time when shade exists” 040
Thurston Nuggs IV @thurstonnuggsiv.bsky.social · 25/05/2026One day he'll drop and because there's no reason to think there's an afterlife, he'll never have to contend with the fact all he's done is piss away millions and put his son in therapy for decades. 0120
Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 25/05/2026You can live forever if you’re just afraid of death enough that you become afraid of everything 0742
tkparks.bsky.social @tkparks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026youtu.be/hnLwHOVXkWE?...youtu.beQueens Of The Stone Age - Monsters In The ParasolYouTube video by QueensStoneAgeVEVO 020
Milesian Road @milesianroad.bsky.social · 25/05/2026He doesn't have the glow of life or that of a good, vibrant person. He often looks like he doesn't have blood flowing through his veins. He may have less wrinkles but something about him looks unnatural. 040
Terence Lau @terencelau.bsky.social · 27/05/2026The secret to long life being discovered by Korean and Taiwanese aunties makes sense. Time for him to invest in a face mask like V. Stiviano. 140
brandony.bsky.social @brandony.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I thought he had permanently retreated to living in a bubble or some dumb shit 000
anentropic.bsky.social @anentropic.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Hasn't he heard of Vitamin D ...? Amateur 000
Rob Roddy @robroddy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I missed this. Wanted to watch for curiosity/hate purposes. What service carried it? 000
mcc @dryad.technology · 25/05/2026to be honest at least avoiding direct sunlight has a more rational actuarial basis as a method of extending lifespan than like, drinking blood or whatever 0130
