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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Zoidberg is excited about Gumbercules.
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The real Choosin Texas by Ella Langley discourse should be about country radio suddenly remembering that they can play records by women
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Patrick Stuart Sutcliffe @peaceandliberation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Liberals RN
DESTROYING HOMELESS
ENCAMPMENTS, OPPOSING TRANS RIGHTS - I sleep 

ALLOWING A MEDIA
MERGER - real shit
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
the biggest problem with the two party system is that one of them is nazi germany and the other is vichy france
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social 10 hour Maher lip smack youtube loop when?
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
C+C Music Factory has dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What the hell is this, some kind of tube?
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Ratfuck
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't wait for the remaining sad bitter enders who are going to watch the upcoming wizard school children's show to find out what happens to shows you really like on HBO
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 11/09/2026
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Art by TikTok user @brys.online and it’s a Charlie Kirk meme for the kirkiversary today. It’s a plane flying into two towers made of Charlie Kirk head and a very long neck. It says Never Kirket and then counting or not counting plane violence
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
centrist democrats love to say "we have to be a little bit fascist to win the election" and then not win the election
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They didn't want to play in such a movie being made by the elderly white man, Paul.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every demand to open replies is an accidental argument FOR limiting replies.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 06/09/2026
The reason we spend so much money being awful to unhoused people is the system needs a visible reminder of what landlords and bosses are threatening you with.
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I regret to report I have officially become an annoying linux guy. Getting an Ask Me About My Distro bumper sticker.
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*offer not valid for Palestinians or the transes
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What do we want? Reasonable, moderate, sensible, incremental change! When do we want it? EVENTUALLY!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If that's all you got to bitch about y'all's having a good day
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
(clears throat) it is bad when ICE arbitrarily detains anyone, even (heavy sigh) Milo Yiannopolous
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
just thinking for no particular reason how hillary shopped reverend wright around before republicans ever did, to say nothing of the Muslim Garb photo
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 25/08/2026
No, I think it is because both the domestic and international conditions of the world, as experienced as a citizen of this country, have deteriorated in such a significant way that they would be considered alien only 2 years ago. For example, I regularly see secret police kidnap my neighbors.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Still thinking about the Luddites I came across this. How fascinating it is to watch what might be the germ of a neo-Luddite movement around surveillance technology. And a guy writing a nudge-wink, fuck-the-man, banger of a country song makes me feel American in a way that for once isn’t pejorative.
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jubilee is Zoomers making Boomer content for Millennials
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Republicans: where 15 year girls are women and 35 year old women are children
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They're out there walking this earth with a clean record, ready to cash it in for whooping your ass for sending your pervert boy out there wearing the creeper peepers. Better get your boy.
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Buckaroo Banzai will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ACAB includes Hong Kong Phooey
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
For this low low price Adam Conover will teach you how to step on your dick
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Writing an article or essay is so fucking easy. If it is hard for you or you dread it enough to use AI I suggest you remove from your to-do list “writing articles and essays.” I do not, for example, enter golf tourneys or work at a mechanic’s shop because I am not good at those and don’t like them.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 16/08/2026
hot take but i think a lot of people actually want there to be some kind of horrible health hazard associated with GLP-1 meds because their existence challenges their protestant ethic-esque philosophy of bodies
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wife: The trash is overflowing. Can you-- Me: Well I can't take it out but here's what I'll say. We need a strong trash can. And I'm committed to reforming the kitchen so the trash doesn't pile up
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The normal standers administration, in an uncharacteristic nod to diversity, has added a normal walker to the cabinet
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Concentration camps on the border were a dry run for the impending climate refugees
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's inherently conservative behavior, in that it's the externalized fear that someone somewhere may be somehow getting away with something
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I TOOK MY GRANDMA'S PAIN PILLS FROM AFTER HER SURGERY AND THEY FUCKED ME ALL THE WAY UP!
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/08/2026
It’s like if you threw The Situation and your closeted lesbian middle school gym teacher into the machine from The Fly
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Mrs. E.V. Debs @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Why I quit the tenure track” type garbage is never written by a prof w state school education who works at a CC or state school w working class students. It’s always imperious chodes at lib arts colleges who realized they can make more money being a podcaster & shill. Just my hot take. Tjank you.
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah, good. OK.
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oxbridge funny fellows are never to be trusted
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Other people is the opposite of what I'm looking for in a video game
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Multiple keys of long-forgotten provenance
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/08/2026
Been offline for a bit so I'm late to the party, but hey @kenjennings.bsky.social you owe my friend @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social a pretty large apology. If any friend of mine behaved the way and did the things you did, I would stop being their friend permanently. It's truly bad person stuff, man.
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David Kane, Spread/Sheet @championhack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is a really confusing time for those of us who have already been boycotting EA for nearly 20 years
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