David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Langston has the right outlook; all he wants is a chair to replace the one his jerk guards hid from him 020
Reposted by David Kane, The Loneliest Monkrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026people are saying maybe the cornell case leads to the end of campus greek life. which feels daunting but plausible. my preference though would be the end of ivy league universities & everyone whose degree is from one of them has to wear a dunce cap until they've officially proven they aren't a shit 1667166
Reposted by David Kane, The Loneliest Monkshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i don't know the best time to opine about the possibility of rehabilitation and restorative justice and so on but the worst time is 5 minutes after one of your favs is outed doing something terrible 283198406
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026New no-no: dick pics are called salad discourse now 010
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Told his large adult son yah mo be there 0111
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I'm going to take this opportunity to tell everyone which workers are unworthy of respect. That's the important part right now." 140
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dear diary, Today I posted That One Thing and didn't get immediately blocked for it! 010
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On the day the sun finally vaporizes the earth, another smug lib will have just finished posting causal fatphobia 120
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Breathing through his mouth because he's stuck in there with his dooky stink and the windows are up 010
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Everybody's talking about Choising Texas when they should be worried about choosing justice for the dang cheeto! 061
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm not sitting in the car dealership service waiting room, whatever they do on country radio is none of my business 1380
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When the porn search terms get specific probably 080
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That guy who hollers the same five notes for every song? Nope, don't remember that guy at all. 000
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hey Science Magazine? They can't behave, either. 000
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I still haven't heard it and I had assumed it was fine 000
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The real Choosin Texas by Ella Langley discourse should be about country radio suddenly remembering that they can play records by women 011
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm just surprised country radio started spinning a record by a woman 010
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gifted and talented is also special ed, my dude. The kids good at taking tests are also segregated from the regular kids, and for the same reason. Just because you rode the short bus in the middle of the day instead of to and from school you think you're destined to run the world? Pitiful. 010
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comMacho Man: Million Percent CorrectAlt: Macho Man: Million Percent Correct 010
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You brought your own iced drink but did you bring your own COASTER? Hit the bricks, slob! 010
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm the same about Overdrawn At The Memory Bank. Raul Julia can strap any dog on his back and carry it across the finish line. 010
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Over here teaching myself rudimentary bash scripting because Windows done pissed me all the way off. It's excruciating at my advanced age but it's still a lot more fun than asking my OS to pretty please let me use my computer. Copilot deez nuts. 010
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Time to play a round of bull rider or Mormon elder 011
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Anything that happened with Doctor Who after 1989 is none of my business. 100
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026On the day the sun finally vaporizes the earth another smug lib will have just finished posting casual fatphobia 010
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Vichy party would like very much to keep the Fascist party from getting too mad 060
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid as fuck 000
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Calling Randy to see what's taking so long with the fucking liquor 010
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Gen Xer reporting in -- we don't claim these "kids these days" hose drinkers. This is shameful boomer behavior no matter when you were born. 000
Reposted by David Kane, The Loneliest MonkPatrick Stuart Sutcliffe @peaceandliberation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Liberals RN 510724
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That's in the Not Fucking Very column 000
Reposted by David Kane, The Loneliest MonkGallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025the biggest problem with the two party system is that one of them is nazi germany and the other is vichy france 6819184
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@oldmanweldon.bsky.social 10 hour Maher lip smack youtube loop when? 000
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Getting yardmogged will really spike his cortisol 120
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In the backseat on the way home 020
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Asking me to interrogate my premises is literally violence I am calling the police 0191
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You totally had my number with that Hulk bust piggy bank T-shirt. You saw me coming with that one. 110
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Refusing to appeal to those voters does not achieve any of your political goals. 010
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Moolah as a persona role model? Sure! Moolah as a personal role model? Hold up! 000
