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Lauracet

@cetanicpanic.bsky.social
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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[SOFTLY: don't]
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sure thing pal 🤝
Pictured: an old windows pop up and it says “You’re Invited To Suffer” with the only option to make it go away is to click “Join.” There is a pixelated slice of cake next to the word Suffer.
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[pushing buttons on the hadron collider tour] What do these do
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gandalf would've thrown a cloth over that by now, I can tell you that much.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Nintendo's Kirby, only his face is done in the style of a Jack Kirby character.

Looking positively unhinged, he dashes to the right as he tells "if I don't eat THE WORLD, the very universe itself shall DIE!"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
DO LESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN DOIG ABSOLUTELY NOTHING , THERE GOAL IN LIFE IS TO MINIMIZE THE AMOUNT OF UNSTRUCTURED TIME IN EVERY DAY , THERE ENJOYMENT IS BASED ON CREATING FREEDOM FROM DEMAND , BORN TO DO NOTHING!!! LIVE TO DO NOTHING!!!! MOVE ONTO THE NEXT LIFE HAVING EXPERIENCED AS MUCH OF YOUR OWN LIFE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!!!!! DA TEXT "BORN TO DO NOTHING , WALK NOWHERE, STARE AT POND, LOITERING, STARE INTO SPACE, WAKE UP BUT DONT STAND UP, HANG OUT, SIT ON BENCH, LAY ON BED AFTER SHOWER, SIT ON PORTH, STARE AT NOGHINT, THINK ABOUT NOTHING, SIT IN CAR NO REASON, HANGING OUT, WALK AROUND NO REASON " - THE BOOT ON YOUR NECK DESPISES NOTHING MORE THAN WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING ENJOYABLE FOR FREE , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Cute Monster Props @cutemonster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We noticed ye from across the bar and are fond of yer lobster.
A grescale costume of Eefram and Thomas from the Lighthouse (2019)
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*laughs in Bluesky*
Sidewalk sign with photo of pancakes and text:
Pancakes
Something we can all agree on
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Perfection
Fixed bug where cat was too round (He is rounder now) pictured chubby computer cat
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/08/2026
"its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
🐀🐘
the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real"
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
What me and the mutuals are into
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positive stress @posistress.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
[Fred Schneider yelling] WAKE ME UP! [Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson harmonizing] wake me up inside
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 14/08/2026
I was at the grocery store and was struck with the stupidest inspiration ever
fake retro-looking ad for tomantoes...the tomato for him
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Ben Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 15/08/2026
It’s the role she was born to play!
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 09/08/2026
Quite the reverse actually.
sign
are you ready to step out of your tomb
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You might need this little soapstone carving of a whale today… (1200-1600 CE, Chumash culture, California, held at Musée des Beaux Arts, Montreal)
A little smily soapstone carving of a whale by Chumash culture, circa 1200-1600 CE, California
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Found this in my son's room. Is he worshipping The Devil?
ASUS ROG Rapture GT-BE98 Pro Gaming Router, it's a diamond shape with blunted corners, flat and it has eight kinda horn like antenna coming off of it. Then a blackish red vent and a red symbol kinda looks like an angry eye. The whole thing looks like a DOOM enemy basically
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/06/2026
taking my orb pondering to a new level
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Please sir, could you spare some trash?
A raccoon on a porch stairway with a pleading expression
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 22/04/2026
Reminder from David and I to take joy in the little things, while you're here and able to do so.
David Lynch in a car holding a can of Coke
"I've had two Cokes - two cookies and a Coke. Phenomenal. Wow!"
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Philby Bear (they/them) @philbybear.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
These look like a pair of dual bosses in a Shin Megami Tensei game.
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Mons @dennismons.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
She can solve the RAM crisis
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i asked a magic 8 ball if everything was going to be ok and it collapsed in on itself like a dying star is that good
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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こま9さい @2buan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
guys
i just imagined dragons
hulk meme
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90’s anime @90sanimepics.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Bubblegum Crisis (1987)
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DareBear @derekbgayle.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Thinking about the time I rented The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms and somehow it used the captions from Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Black and white screenshot of a man in a hospital room saying "It's the bat!"Black and white image of a woman saying "I didn't count on being happy."Rhedosaurus from Beast from 20,000 Fathoms standing at the edge of a lighthouse with the caption "step away from the edge of the roof"Rhedosaurus rampaging on the streets with the caption "your angel of death awaits"
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DareBear @derekbgayle.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
HEE HEE HEE! HA HA HA HA HA!
Rhedosaurus from beast from 20,000 Fathoms laughing Rhedosaurus from beast from 20,000 Fathoms laughing
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/11/2025
'Skeleton Wearing a Top Hat Playing the Shamisen for a Small Dancing Yōkai' (circa 1870) Kawanabe Kyōsai
sumi-e ink drawing accurately reflecting the title
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Behold! Postcard from my collection, no date.
Sepia toned black and white photo of a scruffy medium haired dark tabby kitten being held aloft by a white male hand coming from outside the frame. The kitten look proudly into the distance and has a light colored ribbon bow around its neck.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/03/2026
thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
holy shit
a brown tabby with white socks named mochi sits on a circular cat tunnel that has a divot in the top for a cat to rest. she sleeps curled in a ball with one foot sticking straight up. a rainbow light catcher in the window illuminated her with rainbow colored light
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
What do you do for fun? 1. reading & dreaming 2. drinking & brooding 3. wandering & haunting 4. everything & nothing
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Vintage chonkus. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
Black and white photo of an obese shorthaired tabby cat.It is lying upside down asleep in an upholstered chair.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Big stretch! Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Photo of a fluffy light colored cat lying on a bed, stretching out fully with legs pointed straight out in front and behind on a yellow bedspread with wavy yellow stripes.
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
what is he doing here? he can’t even read
a raccoon standing in an aisle at the library
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Fun fact: To keep production costs low, many Star Trek scenes were actually filmed on Earth rather than on location in outer space.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 06/03/2026
“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit
Threads thread:

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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Historians agree that the real Pandora’s Box was likely a basket of grumpy kittens. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1904.
Black and white photo of four kittens spilling out of a basket that seems to be partially full of sticks or vines or something. They’re all short haired, and there is a black haired tuxedo, two tabbies, and what looks like a white and calico. Two of them look remarkably grumpy, and the other two seemed kind of blank and possibly confused.
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