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night of the living beck

@anacrusisnt.bsky.social
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I'm like if a really cool person kinda sucked

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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 3h
got my covid shot like an hour ago and my arm already hurts lmao
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 18h
Roses are red Water is wetter
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 22h
"fuck Queens in particular" -- the MTA at least once a month. usually when I specifically have plans
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wishing the tampa bay rays a very immediately start losing
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh the east of eden miniseries is GOOD
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
new nickname for mango just dropped: vincent mangoh
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my ny state license has arrived. no longer will bouncers laugh at me when I hand them an 8.5x11 sheet of paper that basically says "trust me bro I remember 9/11"
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the girlies are fighting (and biting)
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy bake off friday, you hooligans!
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SO LONG SUCKERS I AM OFF TO REHEARSAL
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am mad because it turns out today is the last day that Kew Gardens is showing Ha-Chan, Shake Your Booty and I have goddamn rehearsal!!
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my weekly 2hr meeting was only 50m today
a silhouette of a man standing in front of a sunset. his arms are raised triumphantly. the shackles binding his wrists have been broken. he is free
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
holy shit
big challenges Kuromi costume for the HKIA Halloween event.
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(mouth way too close to the mic) if you mosh your way to the pit you deserve to be tried for crimes against humanity
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm at the Alkaline Trio show I'm at the Rise Against show I'm at the combination Alkaline Trio/Rise Against show
a stage
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't say, "and stuff."
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if I had a nickel for every time the USAA banking app wouldn't let me log in due to system outages, I wouldn't know how much money I actually have, because I can't log into my fucking banking app to check.
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
found out that my favorite sandwich shop back home closed down. nobody text me.
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
choosin texas to the polls. is this anything
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the cats started grooming each other at the foot of the bed so loudly it woke me up
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hey it's absolutely disgusting outside you know what that means. that's right. it's coyote stories time babey
the cover art for the album "Coyote Stories" by folk rock band The Crane Wives. it's al illustration of a woman with long hair holding a shining lantern and holding a book with a coyote on the cover. she is riding what looks like a carousel figure in the shape of a coyote. spectral coyotes surround her
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
girls don't like boys girls like tactical turn-based RPGs
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
model. fortune 500 ceo. new york times bestselling crime fiction novelist. international art thief. public notary. daytime emmy winner. she's mango and she can do it all. also, she knows krav maga.
a brown tabby named mango sitting in loaf position on a cushion
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you are sad I suggest making a big carbonara about it
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
deciding to be a standard glamour vampire in Nighthawks and getting my ass constantly beat into a pulp
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 25/09/2026
am i worthy of love am i worthy of love quiz how to find out if you're worthy of love how to become worthy of love being loved tutorial become lovable tutorial become worthy of love wikihow
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I AM OFF TO REHEARSAL SO LONG SUCKERS
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's an Xfiles meme celebrating Bisexuality Pride 2026 FBI Special Agents Dana Scully and Fox Mulder are crouching down in their work suits and look very kool while in front of the Bisexual flag happy bisexuality day memes x-files
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me: I've heard Horseshoe Crab live a lot so I'm not gonna cry this time horseshoe crab: (opening riff) me:
crying cat meme
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yay :)
an empty stage with a big banner that says SLOTHRUST
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
update: lady at the door laughed her ass off at me but she did give me a wristband
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
four autumn movies The Fall (2006) The Fall (2006) The Fall (2006) The Fall (2006)
five men stand next to each other on a beach 

Far left: Charles Darwin, wearing a red and white fur coat and bowler hat 

Center left: The Indian, wearing green traditional garb and a green turban 

Center: The Masked Bandit, wearing black pants, a black vest with gold embroidery, a back wide brimmed hat, and a red mask 

Center right: Luigi, wearing a yellow trenchcoat and red hat 

Far right: Otta Benga, wearing brown shorts, no shirt, and a golden headpiece with horns and beadsAlexander the great, some of his soldiers, and a horse standing in a desert with tall dunes and a clear blue sky a match cut of the desert superimposed with a man's facea man and a young girl in an arm cast lie next to each other in a hospital bed. the man is telling rhe young girl a story while pouring some pills from a bottle into his hand. a drawing the child drew for him rests on his chest
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"four autumn movies" and it's just The Fall (2006) four times
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the dmv said it would take two weeks to get me my new license but they took my old florida one. they handed me a printout that has my name, bday, and a barcode but no photo of me. I am about to find out if a concert venue will let me enter with one of these
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they are seesters
two brown tabbies named mango and mochi sit next to each other on a cushion and look at the camera
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
anybody gonna be at the Slothrust show tonight??
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 22/09/2026
Grant me the temerity to resent the things I cannot change, the cowardice not to change the things I can, and the stupidity to not know the difference
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's my solar return and I'll cry if I want to
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Bonez 🤍 @luckybonez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can pry the hope and love out of my cold dead corpse. I will ALWAYS be kind and good.
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am free from the clutches of the DMV. I am celebrating with my one meal of the day, which is going to be a big sandwich
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
after a year of living in NY I am finally exchanging my out of state license. please clap
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
absolutely fuck all of this fucking shit I'm going to have fun with my friends at a concert: part 2
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
absolutely fuck all of this fucking shit I am going to have fun with my friends at a concert
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am being canceled for being telekinetic. and attempting to engage in good faith
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hey everybody check it out!!! mango is here!!!
a brown tabby with giant ears and paws named mango sits on a cushion
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio pointing at himself on the tv
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