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Chris Miller @cemiller9903.bsky.social · 17h
Jack Black doing War Pigs with the Black Sabbath bassist was A+
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Chris Miller @cemiller9903.bsky.social · 22h
Still got a ticket!
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Chris Miller @cemiller9903.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got an extra ticket to Power to the People festival tomorrow if anyone is interested.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Elmo's dad looks like he spent all the child support money on Jimmy Buffett tickets
Elmo's father Louie. Who looks like Elmo but with some shitty hair a goatee and a brightly colored shirt
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026
jason benetti you are my GOAT
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Lady Postseason, Himbos at Her Feet (she/her) @maggiesox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is am amazing thing to post on substack.
Screenshot of a post linking to a substack. The post says “There’s no such thing as neutrality. Its silence and silence is complicity.”

The OP joined in Nov. 2024.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026
You'll never guess what this is in reply to.


Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry
The destruction is intentional. They don’t care if this loses money. This is not meant as an entertainment offering. This is a cultural and political project meant to destroy Christianity in the Western imagination, and they’ll happily lose money to do so.
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Chris Miller @cemiller9903.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Fall Guy uses All Too Well really perfectly
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me in 2050: …and that’s how Macklemore became a civil rights icon. My son, Dale Jr.: Wow his music must’ve been incredible. Me: Dale Jr.: Like so many good songs. Me: Dale Jr.: Was he the A Change Is Gonna Come Guy? Me: Dale Jr.: Me:
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Scary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Ms. Rachel thing is instructive because ppl just vaguely talk about her being antisemitic so as to avoid articulating her original offense: daring to feature in her videos a 3 year old whom the IDF blew the feet off of
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
mf thinks all of his freak recruits were seduced by zeus
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AT&T Stadium reportedly is one of the venues that opposed Macklemore being on Ed Sheeran's bill. Worth noting that AT&T is hosting Kanye West in November.
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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In other news, please look at this photo of a 16-year-old Willem Dafoe playing Charlie Brown in a production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Realizing the extent to which this is true wildly changed my opinions about how to deal with Trumpism, since they're never going to be satisfied unless they're actively dominating everyone else. You can't give them some concessions and go back to the status quo: they're reactionary revolutionaries.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/09/2026
anyway i think DC statehood is a non negotiable. only way to give DC residents the tools to protect themselves.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m torn between hoping It Happens tomorrow and It Happens 3 years from now when he’s watching that gold statue on top of his arch get exploded live on cspan by a button pushed by the demolition lottery winner, a first generation nicaraguan immigrant
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Brown bear floating along in Bristol Bay Alaska: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 04/09/2026
this may not be "p.c." but it's time we acknowledge the truth: there is a serious violence issue among Driving Americans, and the leaders of the Driving American community need to address it
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Robert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the goose chasing a man meme where the goose says “what else did he say” and then “WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY” as the man runs away
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Chris Miller @cemiller9903.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At my prior job at the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund, I toook the testimony of countless people who told me how they got off the ferry/subway/bus etc, saw the North Tower belching fire and smoke, thought “huh that’s interesting,” and continued on like it was a regular morning.
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Chris Miller @cemiller9903.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 30/08/2026
Doonesbury on the DC occupation
Doomsbury comic featuring a reporter interviewing a member of the National Guard at the reflecting pool in DC
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It was such a shock for me, being first introduced to Fred MacMurray through his sitcom and his Disney family movies, and then finding out that he once excelled at playing treacherous bastards
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Chris Miller @cemiller9903.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Now have motivation to go back and finish A Brief History of Seven Killings
Solid State Books order confirmation for the new Marlon James book
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Nicole Rifkin @nicolerifkin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
thank you the new yorker and françoise for having me do this cover for the late, great dolly parton
dolly parton new yorker cover
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When Amadeus first transferred from London to Broadway in 1980 the Broadway production starred Tim Curry as Mozart and Ian McKellen as Salieri and I would like to go back in time and watch that.
Tim Curry and Ian McKellen in Amadeus.
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Rick Porter @rickporter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
But the question came out not as "How do you like *working with* kids?" but "How do you like kids?" Curry notices this and gets a glint in his eye. He answers, "With black bean sauce." Big laugh, mood in the room instantly lifted, Tim Curry is one of the greats. 3/3
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
her very existence was an indisputable reminder of how many things framed as inevitabilities were actually just someone’s choice. there actually is enough money for everything. the wealthy could fully fund literacy and public health and the arts and child welfare. they just won’t
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Chris Miller @cemiller9903.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i’m dying. i’m dead
zohran holding a the power broker book up in front of his face. caption reads “but robert moses is another video entirely)
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Julie Patton Lawson @srfrjulie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You may know that DC Public Schools has a great program where all 2nd graders learn to ride a bike. Unfortunately they don’t have adaptive bikes for students with disabilities, so a local school is raising money to get one for a student. Can you help? #bikedc gofund.me/5e7bb1cbc
gofund.me
Donate to Help Fund an Adaptive Bike for Alisha’s Student, organized by Alisha K
Hi! My name is Alisha and I ‘m a physical education teacher in Washington D… Alisha K needs your support for Help Fund an Adaptive Bike for Alisha’s Student
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Chris Miller @cemiller9903.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who I think of every time I see a bee near my daughter
Dead soon from a bee sting but doesn’t know it yet
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ooh, this is a really really good one to pick up this weekend.
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Chris Miller @cemiller9903.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Perfect night in the Blue Ridge Mountains for some minor league baseball
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Chris Miller @cemiller9903.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Road diet caused a 40% reduction in crashes
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