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Celestial M Weasel

@celestialweasel.bsky.social
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It was the charliebrownhadhoesest of times, it was the nohedidntthatisnttruest of times In the words of Upton Sinclair, It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when he is a colossal dumbass.

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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 1m
Good Lord, when did the BBC start doing PBS style "funded by you, thank you" all over the place?
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Treblig 🇺🇦 @camtreblig.bsky.social · 6h
“We were elected to make tough choices, and today we have made the tough choice to not make any tough choices”
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 13m
Little remembered episode of Quantum Leap, Sam jumps into the chancellor of the exchequer
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Helene von Bismarck @helenebismarck.bsky.social · 1h
Rather difficult not to feel a bit gloomy about the state of the country atm, so I wasn’t going to make much of a thing of this anniversary this year. And then I saw this and started to cry. Because a free and united Germany in a free and united Europe was worth it. And is worth fighting for now.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 14h
Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


POLTICO
POLITICOEurope
@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9
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Chairman Moët @chairmanmoet.bsky.social · 1h
In the future everyone will be arrested for terrorism offences in relation to the RAF Fairford incident for 15 minutes.
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 1h
Another classic - note date
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 1h
Meanwhile "please not to be racist"
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 1h
An advert in one part of our failing state for advice dealing with flaws in another
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 2h
Very disturbing that a political party has moved from saying that there should be no penalty for encouragement to violence, to calling for reduced penalties for literally blowing things up. A party manifestly not fit for political office.
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 1h
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 1h
Peak NHS signage
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Liam @nicecuppatea.bsky.social · 2h
Genuinely hilarious, and yet slightly worrying at the same time. Off to practise my goosebuckle skills.
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 4h
bsky.app/profile/cone...
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Indy @indy.bsky.social · 7h
Perhaps this prominent Labour mayor might reflect on the fact that his party's policy is that less people should go into higher education? Thought not.
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Tom James @tacj.bsky.social · 4h
What is it with PR and people introducing completely irrelevant things that aren’t PR?
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 5h
Also works for Crowmarsh Gifford, where I used to work, particularly used for "you can check out any time but you can never leave" as it was that sort of place
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Brynley Heaven @brynleyheaven.bsky.social · 7h
Lincolnshire News. Reform UK Lead on Safe Communities arrested and (at the time of Posting) not suspended
bbc.co.uk
Labour MP's concern over alleged arrest of Reform councillor
Melanie Onn has written to the Reform UK chairman asking about the alleged arrest of James Sawkins.
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 7h
It was that fat Tory business guy who said it but he's right: if you want people to walk, don't build paths, build benches
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 7h
International Sauce Organisation
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Indy @indy.bsky.social · 7h
The big problem around Braverman's definition is that while it is obviously nonsense, it's out there and no major politician has the courage to call out that it is nonsense.
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Racheline Maltese @racheline.bsky.social · 18h
Cat sitting is also like “my cat is a pacifist. His name means Giant Peace Whale in the language I made up with my twin as children before the twin mysteriously died in an accident which was kind of my fault.”
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 16h
yeah, I think calling 'terror attack' early was pretty justified on this one
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Tim Day @timday101.bsky.social · 17h
@celestialweasel.bsky.social all my arcs gone
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Jack Bailey @jack-bailey.co.uk · 02/10/2026
I worry that Labour are making a trap for themselves on electoral reform 1) SV *is not* a form of PR. So would do nothing to account for our fragmenting politics 2) Opting for SV would just rehash the referendum on AV, which reformers overwhelmingly lost www.politico.eu/article/andy...
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 17h
Fortunately Andy doesn't have a rep for doing that sort of thing
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Jamie K @crumpsalljamie.bsky.social · 17h
ah, the money has entered the debate. Key word here is 'may', which means the gulfies may be threatening to 'withdraw' money they haven't actually committed. If Burnham folds at this...
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Grodaeu @groda.eu · 18h
Oh no not the UAE who could ever belive a racist petro state built on slave labour would do something like this
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 18h
A montage from Google Photos - one of these things is not like the other one
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Rikard Friberg von Sydow @rikardfvs.bsky.social · 20h
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 20h
London’s thrilling underground network, 1961. “Visitors are always fascinated by the escalators, the brightly-lit stations, and the rush of the trains from the dark tunnels”. Artist: Robert Ayton (1961)
Passengers wait on a platform for a train that is approaching around an unlikely bend in the tracks. Some of the passengers are dressed formally with suits and bowler hats and some are looking very groovy. 
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Phil Norman @mrphilnorman.bsky.social · 22h
I hope the upcoming Swap Shop anniversary celebrations will feature the moment when Noel misheard a phone-in swapper as wanting to exchange their Spirograph for "two women and a BMW".
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 22h
those behind this terrorist’s radicalisation must be rooted out www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Man jailed for 15 years over Sidcup Ulez camera blast
Kevin Rees, 63, faces a tougher sentence because the offence had a "terrorism connection".
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 22h
I'm calling it Brevert and no one is going to stop me.
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Ken Tindell @kentindell.bsky.social · 22h
“Lisa, in this household we obey the laws of temporal monotonicity!”
apple.news
'Dangerous': Experts may soon have to delete a second from time – and it could cause global chaos — BBC Science Focus Magazine
The Earth is spinning faster than usual, and it may make computers lose track of what time it is
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 22h
One of our friends was in the same class at school as one of their daughters
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ability to pour hundreds of millions of pounds into a loss-making TV channel, bent on wrenching British politics sharply to the right, is yet another of the ways in which extreme wealth is trying to remake UK democracy. It needs to be part of any serious conversation about political funding.
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Happy birthday to Henry the vacuum cleaner x
screen grab of Henry the vacuum cleaner's wikipedia page
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Oxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In 2002, OCC’s then Conservative administration rejected calls to reopen the Oxford–Witney railway, saying it wanted to build a Guided Transit Express on concrete guideways beside the A40 instead. At the time, the Oxford Mail reported: “It could be up to 15 years before the first GTE service runs.”
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 23h
Public transport porn inspired by Debbie Does Dallas - "Guy Did Busways" strapline "He's not good, but he's cheap"
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 23h
youtu.be/-2Qn8sxEeP8 "managing badger margin sounds like a serious skill"
youtu.be
Chick Bongo Interviews Again
YouTube video by Graham Dot Zip
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*sigh* Workshop of the World
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Tom Hunter @onelifestand87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can tell they’ve met him
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is extremely irritating how he is allowed to play the wise old greybeard, like everyone's forgotten he's the one who set fire to the house.
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lots of this about. Imagine if the guy talking up the need to repair the public finances hadn’t cut NICS. Still, at least it allowed them to win the 2024 election.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll never understand it. Walk past thousands more talented people on the tube network everyday and that guy was ‘BBC Tier 1’?
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Jennifer Williams @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From asking around today the sense seems to be that he’s genuinely worried about the impact on Mcr - he also said something about wanting to “review” decision when it first leaked - and has made an unusual error in not reading the room (+mistakenly equated it too closely to the Everton situation)
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Celestial M Weasel @celestialweasel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Be unrealistic, demand the barely adequate
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