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Gerard

@groverxv.bsky.social
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I come from a land next to a land down under. Zestful user of profanity™️. Interests: rugby, rugby, cricket, SNARK. Full support for all things Kiwi. PLANES. Like them. Also SHIPS. bsky.app/profile/groverxv.bsky.soci…

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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 1h
This is straight up bullshit bias from one of NZ’s two major online media outlets. Pic 1 - the clickbait headline stating the incumbent RW Fin Min’s views on an opp policy Pic 2 - the ACTUAL headline on the filed story.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 3h
I’m no expert in the economics of supply and demand, but EVERYTHING has a price at which it will sell. #ComeOnMan #ThisAintDifficult
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 5h
He may not be a Russian backed media plant … but tell me … what exactly would this Nazi-excusing motherfucker do differently if he was a Russian backed media plant. Nothing. If the ushanka fits …
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 5h
You ain’t passing jack shit after November
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 6h
I’m sticking with my theory that some amateur farm fuel thieves bumped into some serious players in a country lane, realised they were so far out of their depth they were on the deck of the sunken Titanic, then one rang the cops cos the other people were SCARY BAD
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 6h
The best political communicator of this generation. ⬇️
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 7h
They’re on 17%. “If they win back power” doing some absolutely Herculean work there. Burghart has as much chance of being Deputy PM right now as I have of becoming a fully-qualified French patissier
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 7h
Of course they will. It’s just plain and simple maths.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 7h
And “doing my own research”* *Radicalised rabid FB Boomers all over the world.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 7h
Exactly this. Need to own physical things cos the broligarchs who run “the streamers” are nothing short of barbarian thieves.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 7h
Synthetic AI focus groups
static.klipy.com
Robot Dancing Vibes
ALT: Robot Dancing Vibes
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 8h
An absolute doozy here @quackdetector.bsky.social and @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 8h
A party polling 17% lead by Badenoch and this guy ain’t regaining power
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 8h
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 8h
Science and medicine work. ⬇️
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 8h
There is no politician in the world better at comms than this man. ⬇️ It’s a superpower.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 9h
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 9h
“I call it Kemistry.“ Phuck. A. Duck.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 9h
Corruption. Just plain old, whole ass out in the breeze, corruption
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 22h
Future historians, listening to tapes like this, will be astonished at how frequently people/FB Boomers/ Brits went on shows like this and hung there whole naked ass out in the breeze, revealing crippling intellectual shortcomings.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 23h
Those “post Brexit trade deals” aren’t worth a tin of warm spit in comparison to membership of (at least) the Customs Union and the Single Market.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 23h
Honestly. She’s been dead three decades. Who gives a fuck? Leave her to rest in peace for heaven’s sake.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
33 hours of bullshit hearings on Benghazi “Lock Her Up” “Maybe the 2nd Amendment people can take care of that.” #GFY
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The UK economy will roar ahead if this happens. It won’t be straight-forward BUT it will be a complete repudiation of the absolute fuckwits who advocated for it. Johnson. Gove. Farage. Cummings. The Daily Mail. The Daily Telegraph. Rees-Mogg. All of them.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The till-skim scam has been the bane of small business owners since the first tills were created. It’s theft mate.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because drivers all over the world can’t drive them properly. There is no need to prod the goddamned accelerator. The torque response in an EV is instant whereas it’s not in a in ICE. So prodding the pedal in an EV makes for a shitty ride.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How does anyone think this fucking guy is smart? Stealth planes, made of metal and hot engines and shit as they are, are not intended to be invisible you dribbling bellend.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listening to this in New Zealand nightclubs, I had absolutely no idea what it was referring to … was just a simple farm boy. Still threw shapes to it tho. #WAFR
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1988. A mate’s brand new Toyota Corolla GTi (an absolute rocketship of a car), equipped with one helluva OEM stereo and a multi-disc CD cartridge. “Windows be shaking. No braking” #WAFR
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What absolutely toxic framing. Jesus Wept.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I used to wonder what would happen to a large western economy if the very stupidest people, absolute fucking morons, unable to do up Velcro shoe straps, were put in charge. Well. Two things. Brexit is one and this shit is the other ⬇️
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Surprised they couldn’t make the acronym FASCISM work
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In what world does the buyer of a vehicle want worse fuel economy??? Who wants to line up at the pump more often? This is moronic.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All of them. Loud. All the time. #WAFR #BANGERSALLUPANDDOWNTHELIST
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a minor point but Germany was in the vanguard of UAVs almost a century ago 😉🙄
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What an absolutely shameful story ⬇️. Musk and his DOGE fuckwits
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus Wept.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t even Galaxy Class bad quackery 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 attn @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social and @quackdetector.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/society/2026...?
theguardian.com
‘Self-healing’ coach who was banned from working in Australia to speak in UK
Barbara O’Neill has previously claimed that cancer is a fungus that can be treated with bicarbonate soda
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Reform’s biggest media cheerleader has thoughts, is it now?” (I ain’t reading that cos tripe is one of the few dishes I can’t stomach)
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep ⬇️
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Australian government refusal to lift the export duties or tax on Aussie gas is is just juvenile and irresponsible. I mean … it doesn’t even recognise how the real world actually trades this shit
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gotta get rid of Citizen’s United. Just like the GOP and the GOPSCOTUS got rid of Roe v Wade.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This ‘or’ at the end is some fucked up shit
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s absolutely not the main point but describing ZeroHedge as ‘economic analysts’ is definitely drawing the raw prawn
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the multiple universe theorists are correct, I really want to know how the fuck I ended up in this one ⬇️
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolute gibberish
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Woooof As takedowns go, this is a TAKEDOWN. Drive-by. No punches pulled.
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The word you missed is “illegal”
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve got to be hallucinating. This simply cannot be real.
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