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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 17h

I don't know what it is but the closer I get to 50 the more I like Tootsie rolls.

Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The Oxford comma isn't enough, we need a Super Oxford comma where every word in a sentence is separated by commas. Just get wild with it.

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A junkie square peg: "Listen, can I just see that round hole really quick? I swear I'll fit, I just know it."

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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm about to lose my mind. Up in here. Up in here.

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Saw Practical Magic 2 today and while overall a fine film relying a bit on nostalgia, as is now customary, I had one persistent thought, Sandra Bullock kinda looks like Michael Jackson.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

Who up laying their eggs in brackish water

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

If there’s one thing I’m good at it’s making memories. I’ve been making memories for as long as I can remember.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Exactly what you want to see on your flight.

An picture of the interior of a plane with tape around a section of the plane's wall panel.

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They made a female Reacher and I liked it. Watch it with your dad, he'll like it.

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fellow Chicagoans make sure you're registered to vote. We have a lot of sloppy, ineffective representatives to ouster.

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026

they should make a sequel where the witch is a dog instead and call it Blair Bud

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orcus @goblin.news · 23/09/2026

if we give the trees some privacy I’m sure they’ll move around and switch places, they’re just a little shy

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sorry I haven’t been reskeeting as much lately I have recently learned how to read

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Got to see Resident Evil yesterday and it was absolutely wonderful. My one regret is not seeing it in IMAX. I didn't know what I wanted in a Resident Evil movie but Zach Cregger knew. Pure fun.

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bite the hand that feeds. Modernity is wasted on us.

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There are no amount of macros which can make honey mustard and chipotle peppers in adobo sauce taste good together. This is for one specific person, and you know who you are.

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A lot of being a parent is just putting stuff in different sized Ziploc bags.

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Easy, Candleshoe. A young Jody Foster as an LA street tough posing as the long lost granddaughter of an English aristocrat so she can search for a lost treasure.

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

These billionaires are full of fluids that could cool the data centers

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 07/09/2026

Happy Labor Day!

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

You’ll note there’s no passionvegetable

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I would've never guessed making your gums bleed was such a big part of dental hygiene.

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just swallow the bubblegum. Nothing matters anymore.

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I'd guess the smell of blood would turn them into a frenzy of gnashing teeth. Hope I'm right.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“Use your words,” I say. Jason continues to slash me until blood sprays from my neck like a sprinkler

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

do you think wolverine knows how many juno awards the barenaked ladies have won?

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

¿toro Y moi? ¿¿en esta economía???

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I've been thinking, a terrible idea, if owners of sports teams want city or state funded stadiums then the city or state should get partial ownership of the team(s).

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Yeah, I completely agree. It's crazy to realize there are people who come wired without the food noise. Experiencing the quiet was so revelatory.

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Carlsbad bad man @carltoncaseiii.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

*Nodding approvingly on the first day of my most recent layoff.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Medicare for All is a good idea. You deserve it & we can afford it ICE eats my ass the morning after I’ve attended a chili cook-off

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Reacher just hid from the police behind a big restaurant menu, this is just live action Looney Tunes, 10/10 plus you can bond with your dad over this

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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The abrupt falling sensation you sometimes experience just as you’re going to sleep, known as a hypnogogic jerk, is a common phenomenon that has a perfectly natural explanation, and is caused by ghosts trying to drag you to hell.

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