Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My train is travelling through a strange parallel universe: an alternative historical timeline in which certain technologies haven’t been invented. It’s the only possible explanation for the cacophony assailing me from the phones of people who have clearly never encountered FUCKING EARPHONES. 2233
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialGruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The 1960s CYBERLEADER has turned up at the BASE, THREATENING us INCOHERENTLY: "YOOOWILLLBEEELIKEUZZZ" DAVROS: NOT. A. CLUE..... Any ideas what he's on about Gruntleigh?! Me: Erm...Something about SPANNERS? Or 3 in 1 OIL? 🤔 The Cyberleader STOMPS OFF to find a PEN and PAPER. 4234
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialNicolas Chinardet @zefrog.eu · 15/07/2026Your reminder that the UK state pension is among the least generous in the G7 #r4today 2165
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialChris Rivers @chrisrivers50.bsky.social · 30/08/2026What the lying Liar said just after the referendum... 901158466
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialChris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“She doesn’t have the range…” #BBCProms 1113
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialIntrovert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Whenever someone asks what I’m doing later and my answer is “nothing,” please understand that nothing is not an opening in my schedule. Nothing is the event. Nothing is the plan 9562122
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialkim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026someone posted on twitter that canadian geese will now be called donald ducks and i haven’t stopped laughing since. 07121
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.social🍂 Simon Threadgold 🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 25/08/2026She could've sat back and let her amazing music be her legacy and it would've been more than enough, but she said no, I can do more. And she did. Incredible woman. Inspirational. 0173
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialspooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 35138223984
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialElanor @elanorandthearts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026CALLING LONDONERS 📣 My friend has spent FIVE YEARS developing her play—a queer horror story—and she's hardly sold any tickets. She's travelling down from Leeds and I'm devastated 🥺 The Haunting of Verity Evans, The Hope Theatre, 25th–26th August. I hope you'll join me! Please share if you can't! 7401566
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialIlltud Dafydd @illtuddafydd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Results from today, with Mont-de-Marsan hammering Vienne 47-0 also Carcassonne hooker Yan Tabarot was given a loaf of bread as his player of the match award after scoring twice over Albi French rugby, never change #Nationale 052
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialJames Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Absolute longshot: I'm looking for Euan Smith who drew artwork for White Dwarf magazine in the mid 1980s and therefore is probably British and probably in his late 50s or 60s. Do you or did you know him? 18143217
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialAnianegwr @anianegwr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I lived next door to a HMO with Polish workers back when that was "a thing". They were brill. Some twat in town put some anti immigration graffiti up. The next day someone had written, "You flew with the RAF in WWII. You were welcome here then. You are welcome here today". 032
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Cat: “I cannot convey to you just how much I genuinely despise this food.” Me: “Here, have this instead.” Cat: “OMG I LOVE IT.” Me: “It’s exactly the same bowl of food. I just took it away for six seconds then put it back in the same place.” Cat: “I am fire and the wind. Do not attempt to know me.” 371803186
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialGareth Oakland 🇫🇷🏏🏉 @goakl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I thought this needed wider circulation now we’re in August. H/T to @thelocalfrance.bsky.social @emmapearson.bsky.social 415565
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialGruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Alpha Centauri arrives to give a talk on ALIEN DIVERSITY and INCLUSION, leaving Davros terrified! "As you know Gruntleigh, I'm all for diversity and inclusion, but what if I make a MISTAKE when naming the ΛNβSΩ∑ΦMX₇RK Community...!?" "Then you get CANCELLED!" me reply wisely.😁 3337
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialCNN @cnn.com · 23/07/2026The first LGBTQ+ rugby team and a cabaret club in Cardiff, Wales have paired together for Drag Rugby, an event where Wale’s most fabulous drag queens show of their skills on the field. 21503147
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialIntrovert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 23/07/2026 1030053
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialAll Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I had salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes... really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce...and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza. 1173064217
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The licence fee is the biggest bargain in the UK. Not only do you get dozens of TV channels, radio stations, websites, apps, educational resources etc but it supports the infrastructure that enables all terrestrial TV. 4258974
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 12/07/2026I guess this year's Trafalgar Square Christmas Tree won't be one of the better ones. 8438108
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Only someone with a heart of stone wouldn't laugh at the demise of Jenrick's political gambit... playing out here in real time 951060393
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026"All those chimneys needed repointing, and what were those old dears going to do? Get up on the roof themselves? You have no idea the cost of scaffolding these days. Yeah, go on, take me to Trading Standards." 15714
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialPolitics UK @politicsuk.com · 06/07/2026🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage threatens a Sky News journalist who asks about his undeclared gifts from convicted criminal George Cottrell "You harass my family anymore, there will be serious consequences" 241969325
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialSimon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I love "The hierarchy of disagreement". We collectively need to learn how to argue and disagree in a kinder, more efficient way. The whole article is worth reading. If you are pressed for time just read the pyramid and laugh at the lowest stage. Source: buff.ly/2tU4hgx 36824
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialZito @zeets.bsky.social · 27/06/2026So Argentina’s football structure is built on the abuse and molestation of young boys and no one hardly gets punished for it. www.espn.com/soccer/story... 6499220
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialStuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Pass this on. You never know who might need it and it could make a huge difference if someone is struggling for whatever reason 5288268
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialTheo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 25/06/2026Cinemas are a ripoff 79565691026
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialKate North @curatorkate.bsky.social · 25/06/2026One of my favourite downpipes…not sure I had a particular thing for rainwater goods, until I saw this! 🤩 😂 One of the many excellent new(ish) interventions at Caernarfon Castle. 423444
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialJustin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Some great lines – in every sense – in this new Madonna interview. www.interviewmagazine.com/music/madonn... 625252
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialGruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026ADRIC has just wandered past. Him has been washing his hair. What most people don't realise is that ALZARIANS are all completely BALD! Adric, Varsh, Dexeter etc all wore OUTRAGEOUS WIGS! As all Alzarians are amphibians, Adric is basically a frog. 4416
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialGeorge Eaton @georgeeaton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37. They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such. 21169672242
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialOspreys Rugby @ospreysofficial.bsky.social · 09/05/2026On his final home appearance for the Ospreys, Jac Morgan is your BKT URC player of the match. Our captain 🖤 #OurBloodIsBlack 0131
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialFrank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026It is my duty to inform you that there are baby capybaras at the Sacramento Zoo 452762761
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialSeán MacGabhann @seanmacgabhann.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Has recently landed on YouTube Bowie doing two sets at the tiny Hanover Grand club in London in 97 youtu.be/7NIqiAecfgY?...youtu.beDavid Bowie - Hanover Grand, London, 2nd June 1997 (2026 Mix)YouTube video by 100 Percent Bowie 032
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialGam Silroy ❌️👑 @gamsilroy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Fuck a biopic, Eleanor of Aquitaine should have a 7 season prestige show 3358
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialSome Melodious Plot @somemelodiousplot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Revisiting Proust. The writer in a nutshell. 161
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Maybe he'll do it. Maybe he won't. He is an insane old man motivated only by hate and bitterness. His intellect leaves him constantly defeated but his emotions are too primitive to handle that defeat without escalation. Who knows. 1465588
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialJohn Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Tickets still available for my Salisbury show on Sat April 25. Please do come. And if you are feeling kind please repost www.wiltshirecreative.co.uk/events/john-...wiltshirecreative.co.ukJohn Crace: What The Hell Just Happened? | Wiltshire CreativeThe last 10 years of British politics has been one long psychodrama. The Scottish referendum. David Cameron’s surprise election win. Brexit. Theresa May. B 33138
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialSimon HB @norock.bsky.social · 24/03/2026This is not just a 'go screw yourself' letter, THIS is a Marks And Spencers' 'go screw yourself' letter 07821
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialThe Man in Seat 61 @seatsixtyone.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Centenary Lounge at Birmingham Moor Street as delightful as ever. And I’ve lucked out with the 10:45 home from Brum to Bicester… 51239
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialBen Canham @bencanham.bsky.social · 10/02/2026- Today is my Birthday! I have autism and I officially turn 29 years old. I would like to receive lots of birthday wishes from people around the world! please Share/Like! to help make my birthday wish come true! ❤️ 6581275243
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialHugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Between direct funding from far-right billionaires, and social media algorithms and monetisation policies that incentivise the sharing of extreme views for financial return, there is a lot of money to be made in hate, and that fact is an existential problem for modern tolerant democracies. 192
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialWhaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 28/01/2026🤣🤣 1019361
Reposted by @carlludwig.bsky.socialIranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 14/12/2025An egg yolk being poached: motherfucker if you look at me sideways I swear to god I will split open like damp tissue paper try me An egg yolk being beaten into flour: come on pussy, bring that whisk on, I will not break, there's fuck all you can do about it, try harder you wet bitch 110829