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forest fr1ends @forestfr1ends.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My train is travelling through a strange parallel universe: an alternative historical timeline in which certain technologies haven’t been invented. It’s the only possible explanation for the cacophony assailing me from the phones of people who have clearly never encountered FUCKING EARPHONES.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The 1960s CYBERLEADER has turned up at the BASE, THREATENING us INCOHERENTLY: "YOOOWILLLBEEELIKEUZZZ" DAVROS: NOT. A. CLUE..... Any ideas what he's on about Gruntleigh?! Me: Erm...Something about SPANNERS? Or 3 in 1 OIL? 🤔 The Cyberleader STOMPS OFF to find a PEN and PAPER.
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Nicolas Chinardet @zefrog.eu · 15/07/2026
Your reminder that the UK state pension is among the least generous in the G7 #r4today
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Chris Rivers @chrisrivers50.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What the lying Liar said just after the referendum...
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“She doesn’t have the range…” #BBCProms
Matt Lucas as Shirley Bassey
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Whenever someone asks what I’m doing later and my answer is “nothing,” please understand that nothing is not an opening in my schedule. Nothing is the event. Nothing is the plan
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
someone posted on twitter that canadian geese will now be called donald ducks and i haven’t stopped laughing since.
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🍂 Simon Threadgold 🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She could've sat back and let her amazing music be her legacy and it would've been more than enough, but she said no, I can do more. And she did. Incredible woman. Inspirational.
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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Elanor @elanorandthearts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
CALLING LONDONERS 📣 My friend has spent FIVE YEARS developing her play—a queer horror story—and she's hardly sold any tickets. She's travelling down from Leeds and I'm devastated 🥺 The Haunting of Verity Evans, The Hope Theatre, 25th–26th August. I hope you'll join me! Please share if you can't!
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Illtud Dafydd @illtuddafydd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Results from today, with Mont-de-Marsan hammering Vienne 47-0 also Carcassonne hooker Yan Tabarot was given a loaf of bread as his player of the match award after scoring twice over Albi French rugby, never change #Nationale
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James Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Absolute longshot: I'm looking for Euan Smith who drew artwork for White Dwarf magazine in the mid 1980s and therefore is probably British and probably in his late 50s or 60s. Do you or did you know him?
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Anianegwr @anianegwr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I lived next door to a HMO with Polish workers back when that was "a thing". They were brill. Some twat in town put some anti immigration graffiti up. The next day someone had written, "You flew with the RAF in WWII. You were welcome here then. You are welcome here today".
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cat: “I cannot convey to you just how much I genuinely despise this food.” Me: “Here, have this instead.” Cat: “OMG I LOVE IT.” Me: “It’s exactly the same bowl of food. I just took it away for six seconds then put it back in the same place.” Cat: “I am fire and the wind. Do not attempt to know me.”
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Gareth Oakland 🇫🇷🏏🏉 @goakl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I thought this needed wider circulation now we’re in August. H/T to @thelocalfrance.bsky.social @emmapearson.bsky.social
Out of office
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Paul Jones @red-jones.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Alpha Centauri arrives to give a talk on ALIEN DIVERSITY and INCLUSION, leaving Davros terrified! "As you know Gruntleigh, I'm all for diversity and inclusion, but what if I make a MISTAKE when naming the ΛNβSΩ∑ΦMX₇RK Community...!?" "Then you get CANCELLED!" me reply wisely.😁
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CNN @cnn.com · 23/07/2026
The first LGBTQ+ rugby team and a cabaret club in Cardiff, Wales have paired together for Drag Rugby, an event where Wale’s most fabulous drag queens show of their skills on the field.
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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All Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I had salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes... really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce...and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The licence fee is the biggest bargain in the UK. Not only do you get dozens of TV channels, radio stations, websites, apps, educational resources etc but it supports the infrastructure that enables all terrestrial TV.
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 12/07/2026
I guess this year's Trafalgar Square Christmas Tree won't be one of the better ones.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Only someone with a heart of stone wouldn't laugh at the demise of Jenrick's political gambit... playing out here in real time
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"All those chimneys needed repointing, and what were those old dears going to do? Get up on the roof themselves? You have no idea the cost of scaffolding these days. Yeah, go on, take me to Trading Standards."
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Politics UK @politicsuk.com · 06/07/2026
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage threatens a Sky News journalist who asks about his undeclared gifts from convicted criminal George Cottrell "You harass my family anymore, there will be serious consequences"
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I love "The hierarchy of disagreement". We collectively need to learn how to argue and disagree in a kinder, more efficient way. The whole article is worth reading. If you are pressed for time just read the pyramid and laugh at the lowest stage. Source: buff.ly/2tU4hgx
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So Argentina’s football structure is built on the abuse and molestation of young boys and no one hardly gets punished for it. www.espn.com/soccer/story...
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Pass this on. You never know who might need it and it could make a huge difference if someone is struggling for whatever reason
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Theo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 25/06/2026
Cinemas are a ripoff
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Kate North @curatorkate.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
One of my favourite downpipes…not sure I had a particular thing for rainwater goods, until I saw this! 🤩 😂 One of the many excellent new(ish) interventions at Caernarfon Castle.
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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Some great lines – in every sense – in this new Madonna interview. www.interviewmagazine.com/music/madonn...
MADONNA: So anyway, we made out, we did a little blow, and then he agreed to listen to my demo. Is this too long of a story?
OTTENBERG: No. Please never stop talking.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
ADRIC has just wandered past. Him has been washing his hair. What most people don't realise is that ALZARIANS are all completely BALD! Adric, Varsh, Dexeter etc all wore OUTRAGEOUS WIGS! As all Alzarians are amphibians, Adric is basically a frog.
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George Eaton @georgeeaton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37. They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such.
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Ospreys Rugby @ospreysofficial.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
On his final home appearance for the Ospreys, Jac Morgan is your BKT URC player of the match. Our captain 🖤 #OurBloodIsBlack
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It is my duty to inform you that there are baby capybaras at the Sacramento Zoo
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Seán MacGabhann @seanmacgabhann.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Has recently landed on YouTube Bowie doing two sets at the tiny Hanover Grand club in London in 97 youtu.be/7NIqiAecfgY?...
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David Bowie - Hanover Grand, London, 2nd June 1997 (2026 Mix)
YouTube video by 100 Percent Bowie
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Gam Silroy ❌️👑 @gamsilroy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Fuck a biopic, Eleanor of Aquitaine should have a 7 season prestige show
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Some Melodious Plot @somemelodiousplot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Revisiting Proust. The writer in a nutshell.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Maybe he'll do it. Maybe he won't. He is an insane old man motivated only by hate and bitterness. His intellect leaves him constantly defeated but his emotions are too primitive to handle that defeat without escalation. Who knows.
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John Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Tickets still available for my Salisbury show on Sat April 25. Please do come. And if you are feeling kind please repost www.wiltshirecreative.co.uk/events/john-...
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John Crace: What The Hell Just Happened? | Wiltshire Creative
The last 10 years of British politics has been one long psychodrama. The Scottish referendum. David Cameron’s surprise election win. Brexit. Theresa May. B
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Simon HB @norock.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This is not just a 'go screw yourself' letter, THIS is a Marks And Spencers' 'go screw yourself' letter
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The Man in Seat 61 @seatsixtyone.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Centenary Lounge at Birmingham Moor Street as delightful as ever. And I’ve lucked out with the 10:45 home from Brum to Bicester…
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Ben Canham @bencanham.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
- Today is my Birthday! I have autism and I officially turn 29 years old. I would like to receive lots of birthday wishes from people around the world! please Share/Like! to help make my birthday wish come true! ❤️
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Between direct funding from far-right billionaires, and social media algorithms and monetisation policies that incentivise the sharing of extreme views for financial return, there is a lot of money to be made in hate, and that fact is an existential problem for modern tolerant democracies.
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Iranian Canaryfeather (and therefore scary/spooky) @canaryfeather.uk · 14/12/2025
An egg yolk being poached: motherfucker if you look at me sideways I swear to god I will split open like damp tissue paper try me An egg yolk being beaten into flour: come on pussy, bring that whisk on, I will not break, there's fuck all you can do about it, try harder you wet bitch
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