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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 1h
Best yet Krillion #77 🦐 360 🦑🦑🦑🐟🦑🐟🦑
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 11h
You ever see a fuckin head on a guy?
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 2h
It me. I am grump husband who love old graveyard
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 3h
Yeah, there are, some of the world's most florid dipshits are saying it over and over, you could call that a strong indication, despite it being transparent but useful bullshit. Agreeing with the dipshits for an easy ride is just weak. Craven. Spineless. Textbook Labour.
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 6h
My new post: “After Cornell: if you’re a boy or man who wants to talk to that guy friend about his abuse.” If of interest, please share. www.musaokwonga.com/takes/after-...
If a girl or woman tells you that a boy or man in your circle of friends has abused them, then here are some suggestions as to how you can talk to that boy or man. First, you can set a time and a place to talk to him. Don’t let him set it, because he’s used to having control. If you’re worried he’ll get violent with you, do it over the phone. If you’re worried he’ll try to sit down with you and charm you round to “his side of the story”, do it over the phone. Next, work out how long you want the conversation to be. Short is better - fifteen or twenty minutes is plenty enough. That will help you to keep your composure while he loses his.
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 8h
SHAM CITY, SHAMCHESTER CITY, SHAM CITY (OP didn't use alt text so this is my content now)
[-] TayTayTrouble 26 points 5 minutes ago
made a big mistake today
was already upset about my boiler breaking and then we had the rag brother in law over and
he's giving it large as usual - cheats this, frauds that. i just blank him. not worth it.
then the premier league statement comes out and just as i'm reading it, absolutely floored by it,
devastated by it, he starts this sing-songy voice "sham city, shamchester city, sham city" and
just as a complete reaction i just see the red mist and not thought this through at all but i go to
throw my phone right at his big ugly mug and at the last second i manage to stop myself but i
still throw it full pelt right at the wall.
went right through the first layer of kitchen plaster, phone's wrecked too. he's shocked for a
minute but then starts laughing his head off which made me even angrier and all i can think to
do is run right over to him and scream in his face "i fuck your sister! i fuck YOUR sister"
now he's going nuts and my wife's not happy and apparently her dad's raging too
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 8h
Just the CEO of an energy company wholly owned by the French government on the BBC News explaining how it's very sad but there's no choice for my UK energy bill to go up massively.
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 17h
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 8h
Will Labour try to do further bad faith trans outreach do you think, or will one spicy late-morning on bsky dot app have sapped their will?
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 9h
Alas
Screenshot from my Who's Blocked You bot thing in my DMs showing that this prick blocked me immediately, and that I caught one off bsky dot app's erstwhile trust and safety and enjoy the campa guy.
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 9h
@nathanjramsden.bsky.social hiya pal, how is being labour secretary for trans rights going for you on bsky dot app today?
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 11h
You ever see a fuckin head on a guy?
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 14h
You ever look at a photo and immediately go Christ what a greasy nonce? 38 btw. Not yet two score years. Wow.
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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 29/09/2026
I'm a big believer in judging politicians,—and people generally but especially politicians—on what they do rather than what they say. Burnham said a lot of potentially encouraging stuff. What he's *done* recently is hid from the press while a fascist militia blockaded a port and attacked the RNLI.
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 29/09/2026
If you haven't watched the good Interview With The Vampire series (not the film) then this is a) a very good advert for it, but b) you probably won't appreciate how good this portrait is, guys IT IS SO GOOD. The light, the eye colour, the jawline, the expression. Mwah.
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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Georgios Samaras (Manchester City 2006-2008) is innocent.
Lanky Greek lummox (complimentary) Giorgios Samaras playing for Manchester City
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 29/09/2026
Have any Deal Or No Deal contestants ever considered not being a complete wetwipe?
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 29/09/2026
Quite seriously now need to see Jess Phillips on the tl a lot less. Stop quoteskeeting that video, I am at my breaking point.
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FatGayFriend @fatgayfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It ain’t about no commies, commies, commies. We don’t need your commies, commies, commies. We just want to make the world mad. It ain’t about the Reichstag.
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 29/09/2026
Odd ear worm this morning. Jessie J's Price Tag, where she sings It ain't about the price tag, but instead she's singing 🎶 It ain't about the Reichstag. 🎶 I don't know if Jessie has any thoughts about how Weimar Germany can inform an analysis of contemporary politics, but I'd be keen to hear.
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 28/09/2026
Real split opening up between Doggingsky and Dieseltheftsky it seems. I know the doggingsky guys' explanation is funnier, and therefore better, I just think the dieseltheftsky people have the more likely explanation
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 28/09/2026
Incredibly, somehow, Gordo has done it again
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 28/09/2026
Rogging
A 2 panel comic, the first is a close up of Shaggy (of Scooby Doo fame) with his tongue out and his eyes closed as he says “Nothin can compare with your ass, Scooby!”. Panel 2 is a close up of Scooby doo (of Scooby doo fame) smiling with a single tear rolling down his muzzle
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 28/09/2026
Delia Smith's auld fella Michael has died, and that's a bit sad. Decent innings, but all the same, feel for her. :(
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 28/09/2026
If it turns out the BaD tErRoRiSm ArReStS were just a gang of lads out scrumping red diesel is anyone going to have the bollocks to ask donal tump what the everloving fuck he was talking about?
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 28/09/2026
Very upsetting to see The Haunted Porcelain Boy on the TV and see the label Home Secretary under his polished face
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 28/09/2026
Head hort, tummy hort, slept badly, gun me down
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 27/09/2026
I'm sorry, am I to understand that the charts thing was about a fucking *country* song? Motherfucker are you on Bostik? Country? Give your head a wobble. Jesus.
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 27/09/2026
Also "the charts" ??? Did I bang my head and wake up in fucking 1989?
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 27/09/2026
I genuinely don't know what song has been #1 in the charts for 23 weeks. ???
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 27/09/2026
rough as a badger's arsehole :(
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 27/09/2026
Mother-in-law has just decided everyone's going to bed, collected all the glassware, including my full glass of delicious pinot grigio, and emptied everything out. My wine! My delicious wine! No! Not for you! Night night!
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 26/09/2026
I have now seen the Captain Tom Glory Hole photo so many more times more quickly than even the Chun-Li Thighs photo and none of that speaks well of you lot :(
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 26/09/2026
They finally got Banky
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Danny Tommo, Amodei, Man City fair play Piddington, Macklemore, Dolly ain’t alive no more Netanyahu’s iron dome, Meg and Harry coming home New cat, Clavicular COVID CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR 🎶 we didn’t start the fire 🎶
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 26/09/2026
I listen to podcasts which have taught me the dirty trick of dividing one number by another number.
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 26/09/2026
Your childish insistence on writing with your left hand, and your juvenile resistance to proper correction indicate a decadent, selfish generation.
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 26/09/2026
:(
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 26/09/2026
Can't park there mate
A car half fucked up a small wall, police tape round it, police in attendance
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Vic Reeves Rubs Carol Vorderman's Thighs
Alt: Vic Reeves Rubbing his Thighs
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 26/09/2026
Come to coastal North Wales, hear all the braying home counties accents
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 26/09/2026
Staying in a holiday rental. There's decorative ship ephemera all over. There's a big photo frame they've left the stock photos in. And the loo roll is too far (more than an arms length) from the loo (not pictured).
A model ship (boat?) on a sideboard. It has one big white sail shaped a bit like a wherry's sail and an abundance of smaller sails at the front.A model sailing ship on a windowsill. It's a big bugger like a ye olde naval vessel like out of Master and Commander. Loads of sails on three masts. It's a really sunny windowsill.A photo frame with spaces for seven variously sized photos. Six of the seven spaces are filled with black and white stock photography of a couple on holiday in venice. The seventh space is filled with details of the sizes of photo the frame can accommodate
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 26/09/2026
Oh my god you dense fucking imbeciles jesus fucking christ on stilts
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 25/09/2026
In Wales. Anglesey. It's alright. They want to sort the road signs out though. Gibberish.
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 25/09/2026
Sanction will be: six point deduction, suspended for twelve months
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 25/09/2026
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 25/09/2026
Sitting on my damn hands so I don't say something that makes everyone mad at me
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Bsky's 39th most influential skeeter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @canaryfeather.uk · 25/09/2026
I think my wife would find me a sexy man if I asked her to, she's quite accommodating
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