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Gruntleigh T Ogron

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Ogron mercenary working for the Dalek Empire. Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 3h
Me wasn't in, but SPACE EVRI have just sent me a photo to say they delivered my package! Only one problem. WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE!? 🤔
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SYDNEY NEWMAN has called me into his office. "The good news if that we've decided NOT to kill off your Gruntleigh character online afterall...." "Phew!!!" "....but regrettably we're going to have to KILL YOU in REAL LIFE..." He kindly give me a 15 seconds start to try and escape.
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Martin A W Holmes @hwam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Next Time on... VISION ON SOUND WARREN CUMMINGS on Euston Films' SPECIAL BRANCH Sunday October 4th 2026, 7:00pm (UK time) @FabRadioInt Ch 1 fabradiointernational.com Podcast version also available after 7:00pm via podcasters.spotify.com/
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SYDNEY NEWMAN has called me into his office. "The good news if that we've decided NOT to kill off your Gruntleigh character online afterall...." "Phew!!!" "....but regrettably we're going to have to KILL YOU in REAL LIFE..." He kindly give me a 15 seconds start to try and escape.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shocking revelations in latest edition of DOCTOR WHO MONTHLY! DAVROS dishes it like never before! He brands: First Doctor - "rabid racist" Second Doctor - "libidinous womaniser" Jamie - "creepy a***-licker" Dodo - "dope-addled pot head" THE REVELATIONS! THE DRAMA! 😲
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shocking revelations in latest edition of DOCTOR WHO MONTHLY! DAVROS dishes it like never before! He brands: First Doctor - "rabid racist" Second Doctor - "libidinous womaniser" Jamie - "creepy a***-licker" Dodo - "dope-addled pot head" THE REVELATIONS! THE DRAMA! 😲
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DAVROS is complaining that him have a SLIGHT HEADACHE. "Have you tried the ancient art of CHINESE ACUPUNCTURE? Me have an APE LEVEL in ALTERNATIVE THERAPIES!" me say. "Oh, do you really think it would help, Gruntleigh?" him enquire. "Yes, ofcourse!"🐵 *goes off to get nail gun*
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DAVROS is complaining that him have a SLIGHT HEADACHE. "Have you tried the ancient art of CHINESE ACUPUNCTURE? Me have an APE LEVEL in ALTERNATIVE THERAPIES!" me say. "Oh, do you really think it would help, Gruntleigh?" him enquire. "Yes, ofcourse!"🐵 *goes off to get nail gun*
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today me remembering that episode of BAGPUSS when EMILY was away, so ME brought an INTERESTING OBJECT into the shop instead! It was the THIRD DOCTOR'S TARDIS DEMATERIALISATION CIRCUIT! The MOUSE ORGAN MICE sang a funny song about it, and then SMASHED it to BITS with HAMMERS!💥 😹
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today me remembering that episode of BAGPUSS when EMILY was away, so ME brought an INTERESTING OBJECT into the shop instead! It was the THIRD DOCTOR'S TARDIS DEMATERIALISATION CIRCUIT! The MOUSE ORGAN MICE sang a funny song about it, and then SMASHED it to BITS with HAMMERS!💥 😹
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DAVROS is livid because the spiteful EMPEROR DALEK has just DOXXED him online! But me thought everyone already knew that Davros lives in the BASE GRANNY ANNEXE...?🤷‍♂️
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DAVROS is livid because the spiteful EMPEROR DALEK has just DOXXED him online! But me thought everyone already knew that Davros lives in the BASE GRANNY ANNEXE...?🤷‍♂️
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recently me have been practising all hours with my VENTRILOQUIST MONKEY, Mr. GRAPES.🐒 The funny thing is, Mr. Grapes can get away with saying all SORTS of things that me CAN'T! "DAVROS, you STUPID BALDY IDIOT!" him say. "Oh, Mr Grapes," chuckles Davros, "You ARE a CHEEKY SCAMP!"
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recently me have been practising all hours with my VENTRILOQUIST MONKEY, Mr. GRAPES.🐒 The funny thing is, Mr. Grapes can get away with saying all SORTS of things that me CAN'T! "DAVROS, you STUPID BALDY IDIOT!" him say. "Oh, Mr Grapes," chuckles Davros, "You ARE a CHEEKY SCAMP!"
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DAVROS has just returned from an ARCHAEOLOGICAL DIG on EARTH 66 MILLION BC, to see what KILLED the DINOSAURS! Him has come back with a SKELETON! "Ha ha!" says ADRIC. "Who would be DUMB ENOUGH to get caught up in the BIGGEST BANG in HISTORY? What a LOSER!" Davros not say anything.
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Martin A W Holmes @hwam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tonight on... VISION ON SOUND THE SHY YETI looks out for LOOK-IN Sunday September 27th 2026, 7:00pm (UK time) @FabRadioInt Channel 1 fabradiointernational.com Podcast version also available after 7:00pm via podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/visio… VoS Show 297 - Yr 6, Ep 43
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DAVROS has just returned from an ARCHAEOLOGICAL DIG on EARTH 66 MILLION BC, to see what KILLED the DINOSAURS! Him has come back with a SKELETON! "Ha ha!" says ADRIC. "Who would be DUMB ENOUGH to get caught up in the BIGGEST BANG in HISTORY? What a LOSER!" Davros not say anything.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It 3am and DAVROS has summoned me with his little bell. "I need to take my LAXATIVE..." "Oh, me will get you a glass of water in that case...." "It's not an ORAL laxative I'm afraid, Gruntleigh." "Please just kill me."
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It 3am and DAVROS has summoned me with his little bell. "I need to take my LAXATIVE..." "Oh, me will get you a glass of water in that case...." "It's not an ORAL laxative I'm afraid, Gruntleigh." "Please just kill me."
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We having a great time at THE HAIRY MASTER'S MOBILE DISCO when suddenly MOVELLANS turn up! We cower as them raise their WEAPONS... Except them ARENT WEAPONS but GLOWING DISCO BALLS! Them launch into a PERFECTLY CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE ROUTINE to the BEEGEES "More than a Woman.."🎶🐵
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We having a great time at THE HAIRY MASTER'S MOBILE DISCO when suddenly MOVELLANS turn up! We cower as them raise their WEAPONS... Except them ARENT WEAPONS but GLOWING DISCO BALLS! Them launch into a PERFECTLY CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE ROUTINE to the BEEGEES "More than a Woman.."🎶🐵
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The HAIRY MASTER has given up doing evil plans and now runs a MOBILE DISCO! "I play all the hits... BONEY M, BEEGEES, you name it!" him say proudly. "But don't you find it a bit UNCHALLENGING..?" me ask. "No, cos I also do BINGO and a MEAT RAFFLE, so there's never a dull moment!"
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The HAIRY MASTER has given up doing evil plans and now runs a MOBILE DISCO! "I play all the hits... BONEY M, BEEGEES, you name it!" him say proudly. "But don't you find it a bit UNCHALLENGING..?" me ask. "No, cos I also do BINGO and a MEAT RAFFLE, so there's never a dull moment!"
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
With the ENERGY CRISIS, the EMPEROR DALEK has put signs all over the Base reminding people to TURN OFF APPLIANCES when they are not in use. Him even have a sign glued on DAVROS! "How much more HUMILIATION can I endure, Gruntleigh..?" him say sadly, just before me switch him off.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
With the ENERGY CRISIS, the EMPEROR DALEK has put signs all over the Base reminding people to TURN OFF APPLIANCES when they are not in use. Him even have a sign glued on DAVROS! "How much more HUMILIATION can I endure, Gruntleigh..?" him say sadly, just before me switch him off.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RED ALERT!! The MOVELLANS have turned up MOB HANDED to DUFF us UP!😱 Luckily DALEK HIGH COMMAND send us an ELITE RESCUE SQUAD of 10,000 DALEKS on the next Shuttle. Unfortunately, all the Daleks have been delivered FLAT PACKED! It going to take me WEEKS to put them all together!🔧
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RED ALERT!! The MOVELLANS have turned up MOB HANDED to DUFF us UP!😱 Luckily DALEK HIGH COMMAND send us an ELITE RESCUE SQUAD of 10,000 DALEKS on the next Shuttle. Unfortunately, all the Daleks have been delivered FLAT PACKED! It going to take me WEEKS to put them all together!🔧
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today, NYSSA mysteriously TAKES ME to ONE SIDE... "I'm not REALLY Nyssa..." she whispers, "...I'm ANN TALBOT from Cranleigh Hall. Nyssa and me SWAPPED PLACES so she could stay in England to AVOID ADRIC! THAT'S why I know so little about TELEBIOGENESIS..." We both LAUGH and LAUGH.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today, NYSSA mysteriously TAKES ME to ONE SIDE... "I'm not REALLY Nyssa..." she whispers, "...I'm ANN TALBOT from Cranleigh Hall. Nyssa and me SWAPPED PLACES so she could stay in England to AVOID ADRIC! THAT'S why I know so little about TELEBIOGENESIS..." We both LAUGH and LAUGH.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today me went to SPACE IKEA, with a moaning ADRIC! "Me can get a DISCOUNT off that DAMAGED TABLE!" me point out. "YOU SHORT-SIGHTED MORON! There IS no DAMAGED TABLE!" Adric snaps, seconds before me HURL HIM fortuitously across the ROOM. 😹😹😹
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today me went to SPACE IKEA, with a moaning ADRIC! "Me can get a DISCOUNT off that DAMAGED TABLE!" me point out. "YOU SHORT-SIGHTED MORON! There IS no DAMAGED TABLE!" Adric snaps, seconds before me HURL HIM fortuitously across the ROOM. 😹😹😹
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NYDER has clocked DAVROS exceeding the 3.76 mph speed limit in the Base, so by law Davros is forced to wear a CYCLE SAFETY HELMET! Unfortunately only a CHILD'S HELMET will fit his shrivelled little head. 🤭
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NYDER has clocked DAVROS exceeding the 3.76 mph speed limit in the Base, so by law Davros is forced to wear a CYCLE SAFETY HELMET! Unfortunately only a CHILD'S HELMET will fit his shrivelled little head. 🤭
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When OGRON ED is fatally injured, THIRD DOCTOR offers some of his REGENERGY to save him! "Third Doctor, how can we ever repay you?" ask his family. 10 minutes later they are all chucked out on the street, while Third Doctor settles down watching their telly and eating their food.😠
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When OGRON ED is fatally injured, THIRD DOCTOR offers some of his REGENERGY to save him! "Third Doctor, how can we ever repay you?" ask his family. 10 minutes later they are all chucked out on the street, while Third Doctor settles down watching their telly and eating their food.😠
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OGRON ED is up in Court! Turns out him had just used a Time Ring and went back to September 1983 - and it was HIM that vandalised the BLUE PETER GARDEN! Him is also up on a MURDER CHARGE for pouring rocket fuel in the BP pond and killing the GOLDFISH! 😠
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OGRON ED is up in Court! Turns out him had just used a Time Ring and went back to September 1983 - and it was HIM that vandalised the BLUE PETER GARDEN! Him is also up on a MURDER CHARGE for pouring rocket fuel in the BP pond and killing the GOLDFISH! 😠
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ZEG is complaining about his young nephew DALEK SCOTTY D. "I dont understand him. Everything is about "HELPING the ENVIRONMENT" or "BEING INCLUSIVE". He even asked DAVROS what his PREFERRED PERSONAL PRONOUNS were! What's wrong with just wanting to DESTROY STUFF and HURT PEOPLE!?"
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ZEG is complaining about his young nephew DALEK SCOTTY D. "I dont understand him. Everything is about "HELPING the ENVIRONMENT" or "BEING INCLUSIVE". He even asked DAVROS what his PREFERRED PERSONAL PRONOUNS were! What's wrong with just wanting to DESTROY STUFF and HURT PEOPLE!?"
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yesterday was the opening night of the OGRON THEATRE PLAYER'S new SHAKESPEARE PRODUCTION, starring ME and LOVELY JO! ❤️ But when we got to the BALCONY SCENE in "ROMEO and JULIET" me realised that me had learnt the WRONG PART! Me thought we were doing HAMLET! 🙈
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Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well @gruntleigh.bsky.social, today I got to be an honorary Ogron! Blaster and all. Where is that pesky third doctor so I can shoot him? Also, where are the bananas??
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yesterday was the opening night of the OGRON THEATRE PLAYER'S new SHAKESPEARE PRODUCTION, starring ME and LOVELY JO! ❤️ But when we got to the BALCONY SCENE in "ROMEO and JULIET" me realised that me had learnt the WRONG PART! Me thought we were doing HAMLET! 🙈
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
While me is passing thru Davros' AMBASSADORS PARTY, THIRD DOCTOR rudely GRAB a BOTTLE out of my HAND & start SNARFING the CONTENTS! "Hmm It's got SARDONIC TOP NOTES.." him say pretentiously.🍷 Thing it, it was my URINE SAMPLE me was taking to OGRON DOCTORS! Me not say anything.🐵
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
While me is passing thru Davros' AMBASSADORS PARTY, THIRD DOCTOR rudely GRAB a BOTTLE out of my HAND & start SNARFING the CONTENTS! "Hmm It's got SARDONIC TOP NOTES.." him say pretentiously.🍷 Thing it, it was my URINE SAMPLE me was taking to OGRON DOCTORS! Me not say anything.🐵
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All evening the scary DALEKS MASTERPLAN DELEGATE has been stalking me, before finally pinning me in a quiet corner... "Tell me... have you let JESUS into your life yet...?" him enquire. Phew! Me had forgotten him was RELIGIOUS. Although all the clues were there to be honest.✝️
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All evening the scary DALEKS MASTERPLAN DELEGATE has been stalking me, before finally pinning me in a quiet corner... "Tell me... have you let JESUS into your life yet...?" him enquire. Phew! Me had forgotten him was RELIGIOUS. Although all the clues were there to be honest.✝️
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
DAVROS is taking us Ogrons for a day out. We wait exactly 10 minutes before... "Davros, are you SURE you locked the front door properly before we left the house?" "Ofcourse I did.... Erm...well I'm pretty sure I did..." HIM ALWAYS END UP HAVING TO GO BACK AND CHECK! 😹
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
DAVROS is taking us Ogrons for a day out. We wait exactly 10 minutes before... "Davros, are you SURE you locked the front door properly before we left the house?" "Ofcourse I did.... Erm...well I'm pretty sure I did..." HIM ALWAYS END UP HAVING TO GO BACK AND CHECK! 😹
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What is "toilet paper"? 🤔
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