𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 15hEvil, they say, is all about timing.thefader.comTrump administration rolls back sexual assault protections for studentsThis week, the Department of Education reversed Biden-era Title IX policies on sexual assault in a move that will also impact LGBT+ students more broadly. 2295
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How ‘bout you show me 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙛 of everything in a 90 minute cut? Can we do that? 65310
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026After seeing ‘Forgotten Island’, I checked the Rotten Tomatoes score and was a little surprised that it’s at 96%. I was expecting it to be higher. 🍅 2354
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026youtu.beMACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - DOWNTOWN (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)YouTube video by Macklemore 1365
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome. I guess this explains why everyone calls me handsome." 59123
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026🎶 Dunst in the wind All we are is Dunst in the wind 🎶static.klipy.comKirsten Dunst in some serious wind.Alt: Kirsten Dunst in some serious wind. 38517
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How would you describe your social media reach?static.klipy.comSwiftie TloasgAlt: A clip from the lyric video for “Father Figure” by Taylor Swift. “I PROTECT THE FAMILY LEAVE IT WITH ME” 9829
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Sir, we’re going to be moving you off the floor. Your… um… 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙨 are alarmingly high.” 3867
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026#TheSimpsons #TheErasTour #KearneyZzyzwicz #TaylorSwift 3484
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hear me out. Macklemore should form a supergroup with all the acts that ditched the tour and call themselves: “𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡-𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐎𝐟 𝐄𝐝 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧”. 🤣 ⁱ’ᵈ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍⁱᶻᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵘⁿ ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱᵗ’ˢ ᶠᵃⁿᵗᵃˢᵗⁱᶜ 613126
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 917421
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒂𝒘 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒖𝒃𝒃𝒍𝒆, 𝑰𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖.” 16814
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Graham crackers shaped like this called “Venn Diagrahams”. 47314
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“𝑰𝒕’𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝑶𝒛𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒄, 𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒄𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆!” What an insane timeline we’re on.nme.comKelly Osbourne addresses extreme weight loss, claims one of Ozzy's friends introduced her to cocaineKelly Osbourne has spoken out about her mental health and extreme weight loss after the death of her father, Ozzy, and also claimed that one of her father’s friends introduced her to cocaine. 4537
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’ve seen some of y’all mentioning “ALT text”. 🤪 “ALT” means "alternative text”, so writing “ALT text” is like writing ATM machine (which would mean “automated teller machine machine”). Capisce? 11541
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026How is it we got no complaints from the far right over 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 Bud Light ad campaign? Forget about the implied bestiality. Did you know that Spuds MacKenzie was portrayed by a 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚 bull terrier named Evie? That's right... implied homo-bestiality! Yet, not a peep from those MAGA hypocrites. 🙄 3578
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026𝑳𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕. From “Soup or Sonic”, first aired May 21st, 1980 on the CBS network as part of the prime-time special “Bugs Bunny’s Bustin’ Out All Over”. #CoyoteVsAcmeyoutu.beCoyote catches Road RunnerYouTube video by Rommelbacsi 25210
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 01/09/202610 years ago this month, Britney Spears dropped her swan song. 🎧youtu.beIf Pikachu is dancingYouTube video by Eduardo Berzosa 3417
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"I Love To Singa" AKA "Owl Jolson" AKA "The Little Jewish Owl That Could" 🦉archive.orgI Love To Singa (1936)I Love To Singa (1936) 34111
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026IT’S ᗩᒪᒪ ᕼᗩᑭᑭᗴᑎIᑎᘜ!! #LunarEclipseyoutube.comLunar eclipse 2026: LIVE view from across the worldYouTube video by Associated Press 1557
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"No, no Jeffrey. I'm not here to deliver any milk. Your dad canceled service many years ago. I just came by to get a good look at you. I've heard around town that you bear a striking resemblance to me... and I must say that it is quite uncanny." 68111
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“The wrong 80 year old died.”static.klipy.comWrong Kid DiedAlt: ‘Walk Hard’ “The wrong 80 year old died.” 212413
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Celebrating 40 years of 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃. Released August 25th, 1986.youtube.comPaul Simon - Graceland - Full Vinyl RecordYouTube video by snickle14 58012
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 An ALL NEW acoustic mashup! #TaylorSwift ❤️🔥 #IconSessionsyoutube.comTaylor Swift Performance - The Icon Sessions at the Grammy MuseumYouTube video by Taylor Swift 7528
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026There’s nothing worse than a Zoom meeting, first thing on a Monday. #IYKYK 6718
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I can’t be the only one who insists on calling it “𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐋𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞’𝐬” instead of “𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬”. 6707
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026🎶 Bye, bye Mr. American Pie Drove my Chevy o’er Eugene Levy but Eugene Levy won’t die 🎶static.klipy.comEugene Levy in American Reunion: Just Wonderful!Alt: Eugene Levy defies vehicular homicide. 16011
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026♥️ ♣️ Happy 68th Birthday ♦️ ♠️ To An Unbeatable Pair Of Queens 1678
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Reskeet with a wild cover of a song you love. 🎧 #MusicSkyyoutu.beThe Swing Easy Orchestra - Boys Don't CryYouTube video by Nutty Santos 2415
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026What was going through his wig?? #SheProtectsTheFamilynme.comTaylor Swift's 'August' removed from Donald Trump TikTok post that joked she would be "super excited" about its useTaylor Swift's song 'August' has been removed from a Donald Trump TikTok post that had quipped the artist would be "super excited" about it 0445
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026At Mar-a-Lago, this is just considered “representation”. 2596
𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026🎶 “Does anybody here remember Vera Gorman? Remember how she said that We would meet again some sunny day Vera, Vera What has become of you? Does anybody else in here feel the way I do?” 🎶 6649
