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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾

@captainambivalent.com
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Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumal… Store: captainambivalent.bandcamp.com

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 22/09/2026
It’s almost Fringe time! (Probably should’ve posted this to TikTok amiright)
A selfie of me in front of Elgin Fringe Central 15 Ziegler Court grinning like a maniac in a cuckoo clock costume
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 22/09/2026
Lord of the Rings movie meme of Pippin and Merry saying “what about second breakfast” but it’s “what about second brain”
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 22/09/2026
If my bestie who’s not on social media ever got on social media we’d all be TOAST
Well I made it! Checked in and eating fast before a postponed Sunday facetime with Dad at 7:00. Whew! I ended up having to cut the giant pink inflatable guy featured in all the show art cause I just couldn't make it work Noh well
Doh! That is totally ok. Just tell people you had to let him go because you hadn't adjusted for inflation
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 19/09/2026
Jar Jar Binks would definitely call them skweets
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 17/09/2026
Homer Simpson with a fake mustache as Guy Incognito
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 16/09/2026
Why's everybody talking about Shere Khan
Shere Khan, the tiger from Disney's Jungle Book, whose name sounds like Sheerhan and is also a ginger not that there's anything wrong with that
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 12/09/2026
Caturday stolen valor but you need to see my friend’s cat, Gremlin
A cat looking up from rough asphalt pavement, tortise shell pattern combines with yellow eyes and lower fangs to look exactly like a Gremlin fed after midnight
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 09/09/2026
Elgin (Illinois) Fringe Festival ticket sales are live! www.elginfringefestival.com/product-page... A $4 button gets you into the festival as a whole, then individual tickets for each show go entirely to the artist. My shows are: Fri Sep 25 at 7:30 PM Sat Sep 26 at 1:30 PM Sun Sep 27 at 2:30 PM
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 30/08/2026
“No, Animal! MEET James Ensor! MEET James Ensor!”
Muppet Floyd pepper in sunglasses, walrus mustache, and Sgt Pepper jacket, yells at muppet Animal, a shaggy monster who has just eaten James Ensor, Belgium’s famous painter, celebrated in song by They Might Be Giants
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 28/08/2026
Avengers Doomsday logo but it says Accordion Oompaday
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 27/08/2026
Chandler as Santa from a 2000 Friends holiday special
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 25/08/2026
“My dad says I can have anything I want snd I want your bike, Pee Wee!”
From Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, bully Frances in a blue short sleeve jumpsuit shakes his finger threateningly at Pee Wee, a skinny nerdy guy with slicked back hair snd a red bow tie in a gray suit this is not a political post why would you even think that
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 23/08/2026
 doggo nose extreme 3d closeup as he sniffs the camera
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 22/08/2026
Get in losers we’re heading to 1930 with some quarters!
A 1930 poster bordered with women’s faces in engraving style, for the Blue Bird Ball Room in the heart of the world
42nd St. & Broadway
Admission 25c
EVERY DANCE AVERAGING
FIVE MINUTES
SEEING IS BELIEVING
250 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
AS DANCE PARTNERS
Continuous Dancing Nitely
from 8 P.M., to 3 AM
ADDED ATTRACTIONS EVERY NITE COUPLES INVITED-ONE ADMISSION
NO EXTRA CHARGE FOR DANCING
Music By
BARNEY BURNETT
AND HIS ORIGINAL COLLEGIANS
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 22/08/2026
Yoda
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 21/08/2026
P.W. and Dhottie approve
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 13/08/2026
ultra-cheesy retro gradient 3d text Bluesky over orange sun with horizontal lines over purple mountains and 3d grid
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 13/08/2026
Mother Nature has Opinions
A streetlight post, the pole of an American flag which originally stuck out at an upeard angle has been twisted by the storm to fly the flag the UV upside down. On the opposite side of the pole is a banner anchored top and bottom for “Valparaiso America 250”
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 08/08/2026
Yeah, I’m in the big time. It’s cuckoo!
A bathroom mirror selfie of a man with curly blond hair wearing a sandwich-board style cuckoo clock costume with the little cuckoo door peaked roof and deer figurehead part as a hat
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 08/08/2026
Not to brag but my new tutu is “Designed For Everyday Living”
Cream colored cardboard Tutu packaging, “Designed for Everyday Living” in gold above a cloud-shaped cutout above smalle lettering “Bringing Ease and Elegance to Your Everyday”
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 03/08/2026
Official poster for Space 1999, a 1975 tv show about the moon and a moonbase on it shooting away from Earth after a nuclear waste explosion. Three pikits in orange spacesuits and three staff in gray jumpsuits pose in front of a moonscape with Earthbin the background and two space landers and a space station above them
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 28/07/2026
X-money? That’s what I gave my X-wife!
Comedian Rodney Dangerfield standing in front of a red curtain holding his hands apart and making googly eyes
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 27/07/2026
Chat is this good
Weather radsr showing a crapton of lightning strikes and beyond red tornado storms besring down on Chicago and Northwestt Indiana where I live
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 24/07/2026
Predator: Badlands (2026)
From Star Trek: Next Generation, Worf the Klingon carries Commander Data the android over his shoulder
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 10/07/2026
Simpsons meme, old bald man with long white beard holding a discipline paddle saying “that’s a paddlin’”
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 08/07/2026
Come on man
An AI phishing email using random conversation text in the preview to get past automated spam filters but also make it INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS it’s AI phishing email
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 03/07/2026
Zoinks!!!
Scooby-Doo style logo for Captain Ambivalent and the accordion of gold
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 01/07/2026
ShowCart complete! (When you have 10 minutes to set up a multimedia show (maybe up a flight of stairs) it’s good to work out the ShowCart early on)
A stair-climbing collapsible hand cart with two screens attached to the back and two bins strapped to the front with a small foot operated drum kit on top
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 27/06/2026
Highest use of the image carousel
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 21/06/2026
Uncle Barney’s scrapbook full of century old newspaper clippings, contracts, and photos, which have all held up better than the pages they’re attached to or the paste used to attach them. (My Dad points out this project has accidentally synchronized with the Crankshaft comic strip)
The fancy embossed cover of a big string-bound scrspbook, disintegrating pages peeking out around the edges
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 18/06/2026
BTS/promo🧵for my new one-man show A decade ago I took my accordion to television. A century ago Uncle Barney took his banjo to vaudeville. Tonight a dozen over-the-top novelty acts audition to tell those stories with song, dance, and comedy, as twenties and twenties collide with reality – big time!
Logo for "Captain Ambivalent's Big Time Reality Show" over a logo for the Elgin (Illinois) Fringe Festival September 23-27, 20206" with a photo In a darkened room with a wood floor, a curly haired blond man wearing
black shirt and pants with gold sequin cape, wrist bands, belt, and boots smiles while singing and playing accordion, a foot operated drum kit visible behind him. To the left a large pink fall guy inflatable is projected on a screen, and to the right a life size black and white photo of a banjo player in a suit and tie is projected.
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 17/06/2026
Maybe I’ll just post this without context
In a darkened room with a wood floor, a curly haired blond man wearing
 black shirt and pants with gold sequin cape, wrist bands, belt, and boots smiles while singing and playing accordion, a foot operated drum kit visible behind him. To the left a large pink fall guy inflatible is projected on a screen, and to the right a life size black and white photo of a banjo player in a suit and tie.
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 07/06/2026
Meme photo of aide whispering news of 9/11 attacks to George W Bush
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 05/06/2026
Make a Doctor Who title less scary
Episode titled “Wink”
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 04/06/2026
Today I got a new eye lens but LAST NIGHT I wrestled a vintage department store mannequin into an inflatable costume, all part of life’s rich pageant you know
An inflatable hot pink “fall guy” waving with their left arm, against a black curtain backdrop
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 03/06/2026
Magic 8-Ball answers “my sources say no”
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 31/05/2026
product of Mexico so pronounce it Gramma Hoes
A package of Gramma Jo’s blueberries yes I tried to joke about this last week and NOBODY liked it but I’m sure it will land better on The Lord’s Day
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 28/05/2026
I don’t usually go for fandom controversy but when I do it’s
Fake Pertwee era Doctor Who episode titled Jo Martin is 2.5
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 28/05/2026
I don’t have a title generator problem I can stop whenever I want to
Fake Doctor Who Matt Smith era episode title Amy and Rory are the Blink Couple
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 28/05/2026
Honestly that could just be a lost Second Doctor series
A fake Second Doctor Who epidode titled The Title Generator
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 27/05/2026
Enterprise got added
Fake episode title for Enterprise, why does our ship look more advanced than later ones
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 24/05/2026
The eternal Voyager question
Star Trek Voyager fake episode title “why do we keep meeting the sane guys”
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 23/05/2026
Fake Star Trek original series episode titled “get in loser we’re going to vasquez rocks”
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 23/05/2026
Ok it’s past my bedtime but one more
Fake Star Trek Next Generation episode title “Yasha’s Tar”
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 23/05/2026
Star Trek iriginal series fake episode title “I’m Bladder Transfer Man”; this and the post it replies to are lyrics from The Hero Song available on captainambivalent.com
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 23/05/2026
Derp Space Nine
A fake Deep Space Nine episode title “Accordion Lessons”
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 18/05/2026
Um I am discovering things
Anakin and Padme four panel meme where he tells her “hey my great uncle was in vaudeville!” She smiles and says “not bkackface, right?” He looks silently, her face falls
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 17/05/2026
I cast Cone Of Coffee
Box labeled Cone Coffee Filters #2
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 16/05/2026
Pond. James Pond.
Daffy Duck leaning back real cool with arms folded and big dark shattered glasses
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 14/05/2026
Frodo and Sam capture Gollum to guide them through the Dead Marshes into Mordor
Muppets Animal (on chain leash), Kermit, and Fozzie, looking quite cheerful actually
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