Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 4hit's For entertaining you rubes 90 minutes at a time and what it Does is pay my rent 010
Reposted by Tiny BrontosaurusWitney Thee Stallion @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 10hCasual, non-industry folk now refer to long-running film series as franchises, and no one bats an eye. Artists are now colloquially called "creatives" everywhere. The term "content" is used to described just about any medium. These aren't art terms. These are business terms used by execs. 2103
Reposted by Tiny Brontosaurus"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 7hJoey Votto commentary is great because some of this stuff is deeply insightful but also rarely do you hear such clear baseball autism 1101
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ok now the Padres are just bullying Pete Crow-Armstrong 010
Reposted by Tiny BrontosaurusJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i don't think cis girls realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends "that's pretty ghoulish" when someone starts talking about true crime 0683
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026rule 35: if it exists, there's a kindle porn author promoting her book with it 020
Reposted by Tiny BrontosaurusAaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz 844284467
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it's hard to be the worst man in a rape discussion. here's a salute to the men who go above and beyond 111
Reposted by Tiny BrontosaurusTiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I bet you didn't even hear about this. the mainstream media silences our voices 1308
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I bet you didn't even hear about this. the mainstream media silences our voices 1308
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026please note the detail that Chess Elephant appears to have a laser trunk 010
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"we need an ad that lets people know you can fuck our sinks." 030
Reposted by Tiny BrontosaurusJVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I learn about new music from the amoeba clearance bin, like a normal person 171
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I miss being able to search "earthquake" on twitter and find the epicenter and magnitude instantly. Anyway, earthquake. 660
Reposted by Tiny BrontosaurusFeral Horseshoe Crab @feralhorseshoecrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My "greatest generation" grandparents, who had a lot of everybody-knew-but-nobody-said-it-out-loud gay friends, always used "he's one of the boys/ she's one of the girls" and I always liked it because it carries no judgment and everybody still knows exactly what it means in 2026, lol. 0542
Reposted by Tiny BrontosaurusEnlightened Despotist in Name Only @edino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People will be like “oh you believe in referring to ‘communities of color’? that pales in comparison to my strategy of firebombing a lesbian bar” and then get distracted by a hijab-inspired secular accessory. 0576
Reposted by Tiny BrontosaurusDaniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Number Munchers. 0135
Reposted by Tiny BrontosaurusIanvalid User Name @ianfortey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You want to do a Romeo & Juliet adaptation? I got you. Don't make it a period piece. Don't modernize it. Don't set it in another country/culture. You go back. Way back. Further. No, further. Romeo is a Gorgosaurus. Juliet is a Daspletosaurus. They live in Cretaceous Alberta. Go! 2348
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026mfs love to be named Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn 020
Reposted by Tiny BrontosaurusSophie M. @sophiesaurus98.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sauropods: An Artistic History in Four Parts (Art by Charles Knight, Bill Berry, John Gurche, and @tessasaurus.bsky.social) 37722
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this is evil. acting like this is evil. being this ignorant of material reality (get back in the uber?? what the fuck???) is an abdication of your obligations to be an informed and sensitive human being 030
Reposted by Tiny Brontosaurusclaire @postoyevsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026if i, or anyone around me, is unmasked for even an instant i will perish. which is why i need to go to a bar. 54909
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me everytime Bluesky is Dying discourse starts 030
Reposted by Tiny Brontosaurusstrasz @strasz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026every day i spend on this corner of bluesky is another day i emerge with new sentences i can say to my friends to make them worry about me 08610
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026like at least [beloved television character] that [talentless press-embargoed male lead] played had some redeeming qualities? I think? he murdered hundreds of people but they probably all had it coming, I don't own enough funkopops to ever have checked 000
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026after the smashing success of REACHER, the superhero show where he only kills people who deserve it, we think we've cracked the formula. tune in for ICE MAN, about a heroic immigration officer who mag-dumps anytime he sees a protest sign stick around after the credits for a sneak peek of GESTAPO 030
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Amazon's TV brain trust, ginning up ideas that really show their finger's on the pulse: "how about a minneapolis police officer who gets fired for excessive force" everyone's lucky tumblr died because the Your Fave is Problematic discourse this one would trigger circa 2011, good lordhollywoodnorthbuzz.comPrime's RULES OF PREY: Adaption of John Sanford's Crime Novels Filming in TorontoPrime's RULES OF PREY: Adaption of John Sanford's Crime Novels Filming in Toronto - Hollywood North Buzz 010
Reposted by Tiny Brontosauruspaul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026friend told me a story about her dad’s college music class where they wrote different examples of classical compositions John Williams ripped off and John Williams showed up for a masterclass one day, saw it, went over to the blackboard and started adding more examples 211652256
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026there's a twinkie/toaster strudel joke to be made here that my agéd millennial brain just can't quite assemble 010
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026math teachers print this out for the "when am I ever gonna use this" crowd 020
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Methadone Reacher has a decently-sized following in liberal demos, actually. 130
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ok while we're doing radical education reform discourse I think four night a week urban boarding school like in Spiderverse would be hugely beneficial to a lot of teens and their families. take some of the pressure off the parents, give the kids both stability and independence, spider powers 140
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026sharing a farmer's market table with a group of teens who spontaneously started a comparative lit discussion about Fahrenheit 451 vs. 1984 040
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026band name after killer band name in this post 050
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026after staring at this accurséd thing long enough I think I finally see what they were going for. the triangle of light is the top point of the star. 240
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I appreciate the use of the word "chatbot" here 010
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026idk I just finished Reacher and it seems pretty easy to do in a live/work creative loft suite in Toronto? have scientists tried that? 000
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I would love for bio-attack doomers to learn how difficult it is to even grow, like, lettuce 162
Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026come to the $72 a ticket chicken tender festival hosted by Jaleel White if u want an ass kicking 460
