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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 27/07/2026

8 year old me: i can't wait until i'm an adult. i can do whatever i want!! 41 year old me: i'm going to spend my waking hours watching old episodes of Yan Can Cook on youtube

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Technically, they’re Remains now.

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Sameer 🍉 @canubis.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Awww. Sometimes I miss the other place.

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Ben Jacobs @jacobsben.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Unai Emery is a five-time Europa League champion. By a fun quirk, all the teams he's won the tournament with have had 'Villa' in their name: Aston Villa (1), Sevilla (3) and Villarreal (1).🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

wet_haybale joined PeasantChat. <puddlesipper> wellcome ye back <wet_haybale> ta <puddlesipper> hast tha seen the moon this eve <wet_haybale> nay be it ftrange ? <HimWhatEkes> tis red <wet_haybale> that be new ? <gleanmachine> Zounds man do ye ever look up? <wet_haybale> not unlefs it pleafe milord

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I've watched this cursed flick every Christmas since it first came out, and it *has* been bizarre to watch this whole subplot become reality over the last 30+ years. It's like if the Popeye movie somehow specifically predicted 9/11.

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/02/2026

An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life." Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Living in the trump era makes me feel very connected to my ancestors, who lived as serfs under a succession of insane moron god kings

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

sauron: the ring says it’s sorry

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Sameer 🍉 @canubis.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

This fake news epidemic is getting out of hand. @nba.com

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

“Enter Sandman” is certainly the most intense song ever written about taking a nap

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Started watching MURDERBOT and now I don't wanna go to work, I just want to watch MURDERBOT, which is pretty much the plot of MURDERBOT.

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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

“They come here and they open their bodegas, and their shawarmas, I tell you they’re not like us! Every day you grind to give ‘em a hero to look up to, and hey I’m just saying it! What’s a bagel, that’s no way to make a sandwich. American cheese, why, it’s right in the name!”

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a man talking to another man with the words he was just trying to bait me

ALT: a man talking to another man with the words he was just trying to bait me

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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

When they go low, cook them.

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Sameer 🍉 @canubis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Stanley. Accrington Stanley.

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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 29/09/2025

“One Battle After Another,” dir. Paul Thomas Anderson (2025)

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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 19/09/2025

Dutch late night TV has its take

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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.

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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Nail on the fucking head.

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

this is the funniest possible way to brag about getting laid alot

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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2024

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Patera Quetzal @PateraQuetzal
Somebody once told me
His works, he'd like to show me He thought they'd fill me with awe and dread
He was looking kind of dumb
Just two legs out in the sun And his visage a broken stone head
13:29 • 7/30/19 • Twitter Web App
4,931 Retweets 10.4K Likes

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 21/07/2025

Hi! I'm the person who designs and implements all the 'Remember me at this computer' checkboxes on important websites. You'll be pleased to know they still don't work.

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice

Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

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Sameer 🍉 @canubis.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Post a Superman comic that came out the month you turned 15

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Amy Nicholson @theamynicholson.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

A short tragedy, 2025 edition.

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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

✨WHEEZING✨ (please dear goddess stick around for the US entrant 💀)

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Sameer 🍉 @canubis.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

In the "why is this a mockumentary" genre of sitcoms, I'd take St. Denis Medical over Abbott Elementary all day. So good.

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Sameer 🍉 @canubis.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Why are Magnum chocobars always out of stock online?

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Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Oh look at me I invented the polio vaccine now I’m playing baseball for Portland #wps

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OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 09/03/2025

25 - Bruno Fernandes has been directly involved in 25+ goals in each of the last three seasons (12 goals, 13 assists this season); one of only three players to have done so for a Premier League club, along with Mohamed Salah and Erling Haaland. Talisman.

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

This chyron is ridiculous. That person is clearly righthanded

Fox News screenshot showing a person holding a molotov cocktail in their right hand above a chyron reading "RADICAL LEFTY FIREBOMBS TESLA DEALERSHIP"

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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found. Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

By the way "The Big Short" is mandatory viewing IMO. It's dramatized so if you're looking for a documentary on the 2008 financial crisis you can probably do better but it very much captures the important lessons of how soulless and STUPID big money people are.

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