Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Arkansas defensestatic.klipy.comSecurity Guard On Duty Interacting with PeopleALT: Security Guard On Duty Interacting with People 001
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am literally crying from laughing about this Texas Ohio State game 010
Reposted by Chao SlordJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 23/08/2026"Inde Navarrette cannot play a character who is far more intimidating than her physique suggests" has gotta be the craziest casting objection ever. Do you know how many people were afraid to look at porches because she might be lurking. As dangerous a small person as Bob Sanders or Rey Mysterio 6772
Reposted by Chao SlordJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands 4360712055
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Dogshit performance, completely not up to standard by the USMNT 000
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I’m trying to watch Love Island but this damn Boots Zayas fight is so fucking good I have completely given up on the tv show at this point, boxing rules 010
Reposted by Chao Slordvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 26/06/2026the way she… she break… the way she hydrate got me… she…. she got me… pausing? the way she… pausa on my de… got me hidratación? the way she pausa on my de got me hidratación 2774
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Just imagine watching the first half of that dogshit #usmnt performance without being a little high lmao 010
Reposted by Chao SlordBook of Taskmaster @bookoftaskmaster.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Public Service announcement to start the week #TASKMASTER 14911
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I would have taken the bowling overalls and shoes in the #Taskmaster episode today 010
Reposted by Chao SlordAubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 09/04/2026HAPPY TASKMASTER PREMIERE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 1237441
Reposted by Chao Slordjadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 15/03/2026freshman of the year player of the year mvp of the sec tournament best to ever do it in this uniform 1125
Reposted by Chao SlordRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10/01/2026“That sounds good.” - Curt Cignetti, responding to what it feels like to be heading to the national championship with the same energy your dad would when you ask if he’d like a grilled cheese for lunch 634425
Reposted by Chao SlordJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/01/2026This is the most bloodthirsty college football team I've ever seen lmao 834924
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Was catching up on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social bowl previews, got to the New Mexico Bowl one and that’s how I found out Dan Carlin’s new masterpiece is out. Thank you @hollyanderson.bsky.social , Shutdown Fullcast continues to be the world’s leading breaking news podcast 010
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Okay, who all is still up watching this UNC Cal game? Quick roll call for the All Coast Conference. I hope we get a classic PAC-12 After Dark moment 000
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Super Regional at Baum, time to send Tennessee home #WPS 030
Reposted by Chao Slordjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 13/05/2025it's not Nathan Fielder's fault that he is a Batman villain in a world without a Batman 433652
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Cheeseball man where are you??? You said you would be back next year… our heroes are falling in this fallen world 000
Reposted by Chao SlordDr. Stonks @dr-stonks.bsky.social · 03/04/2025#notstonks Dow Jones 📉: 40545.93 (-1679.39, -3.98%) 122
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 28/03/2025No, Fine Apple, everything is not fine. Hogs broke my heart yet again, RIP 120
Reposted by Chao Slorddr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 09/03/2025if the ncaa had any sense of humor, they’d make drake-lamar a first-round game 2215
Reposted by Chao SlordDr. Meredith Wills ⚾️⚾️👀 @bbl-astrophyscs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Don’t let RFK Jr. know! 🤫 1132
Reposted by Chao SlordBrian Halligan @halligan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Such a giving person. 9 RBI on only 11 hits! 021
Reposted by Chao SlordNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025.309 OBP, I guess that’s why they don’t call him Jonas Walk. 1951
Reposted by Chao SlordEugene Freedman @eugenefreedman.bsky.social · 09/03/2025RFK Jr. put him out of business. Now, he's got to try his hand at hitting a 95 mph fastball. 1154
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Oh look at me I invented the polio vaccine now I’m playing baseball for Portland #wps 518230
Reposted by Chao SlordJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/12/2024Lots of year-ending traditions involve overturning some part of society in some way. Zagmuk, Saturnaila, Christmas, wassailing, the Lord of Misrule, a 35-point half involving the Iowa Hawkeyes, 3693
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Just got done listening to this and I really noticed when they were talking about UNC that they made the point that it was Mack Brown doing all the talking about coming back might me he’s out in the end, and now the news is breaking that he’s fired. Never wrong, just early 062
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Welcome to the basketball palace of mid America #wps 000
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Really feel like my company should have let Daniel Jones clear waivers before signing him, that contract is a bit heavy even if we are beating earnings this year #nfl 010
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Did not have “Adou Thiero is our best player” on my Hogs Bingo card but I’ll take it #WPS 010
Chao Slord @chaoslord.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Live at the Razorbacks basketball game and am still watching Purdue/Sparty on my phone, just as an FYI to @edsbs.bsky.social 010
Reposted by Chao SlordAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 22/11/2024Mike Tomlin is a top-three coach of his generation and would lose The Madden Game Management Test to the median teen 71527
Reposted by Chao Slordjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/11/2024going to call this stuff WAVE (white american vernacular english) 2475693436
Reposted by Chao SlordAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 19/11/2024Tomlin is a wild dude for this 1016721
