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Travis Klempan

@travisklempan.bsky.social
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Author of HAVE SNAKES, NEED BIRDS (Koehler Books) and HILLS HIDE MOUNTAINS (MilSpeak Books)

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Dave Floyd @iwasdabosn.bsky.social · 3h
Here's why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences Rich Assholes
by Some Rich Asshole
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 5h
Hey does anyone else think Trump likes Byron because his last name is Donalds? And maybe he thinks it means “Donalds”?
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the stupidest shit the Navy could have done and I once saw sailors swabbing a pier in the rain.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These fucking assholes. They are the orcs. They are the Uruk Hai. They would put an oil rig in Yellowstone if it would net them a few bucks. They would kill the last wolf just to post about it on instagram. Forget “how do you appeal to voters who like this?” How do you share a planet?
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sad to see all these states with such early deadlines to vote. In Colorado you can register to vote up to and even on Election Day (but then have to vote in person). Check your state’s Secretary of State office (or equivalent if you live in one of the fake “commonwealth” states) for full details.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These fascists are even adopting the German thing of capitalizing words, they’re just doing it Randomly and Haphazardly.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As many writers do, I’m doing some esoteric and eccentric cursory research on weird things for a current work in progress. Unfortunately that means I’m reading a lot about land animals and plants from the pre-Triassic time, and let me tell you, those things are macabre. Unsettling. Uncanny, even.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thirded
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been with my wife almost ten years and only just learned that she’s never called into a radio station to request a song or win a prize.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good idea: shower coffee Bad idea: coffee shower Thanks, Animaniacs.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The price of gas is now what used to be the amount you'd pay if you forgot to fill the rental car up before returning it.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i especially love all the dopes saying “when the internet first went mainstream everyone hated it too” like it happened in the pioneer days so no one can dispute it, like mf’ers we were THERE
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My wife and I saw a live stage show starring actual people and I don’t think AI had anything to do with any of it. Our matinee was wonderful. Rich people and conservatives hate that kind of stuff. Go watch local theater.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The biggest democratic/liberal mistake of the last 50+ years has been operating like the right has anything to offer America. It was the fundamental problem with Bill Clinton to Obama and everyone in between
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More than one of these sailors is thinking “Man why we gotta do this all the way up in damned Alaska?”
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sloop John B Downeaster Alexa Calypso Southern Cross We need more songs about boats and sailors.
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Louis Römer @lromeranth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is so outrageous here is that in a way, Rufo is exposing that the white supremacist hierarchy is not natural and must be violently enforced. THAT is the scandal.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The song got stuck in my head and now it’s stuck in yours
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mediocre Pathetic
ALT: Mediocre Pathetic
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t care. I’m done with your AI, anti-AI arguments. I’m in the anti-AI camp and at this point am okay with what that entails.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Without any U.S. support” yeah the fuck right.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lots of “fish” answers (which is notionally correct), but also lots of really stupid reasoning.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Billionaires are a policy and societal failure www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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49ers owner Jed York suspended six games, fined $500K by NFL
49ers owner Jed York has been suspended for six games and fined $500,000 for violating the NFL's personal conduct policy stemming from his August arrest after he tried to engage in prostitution in Ohio.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me, holding a steaming deep dish pizza, winking at the Pope: “Now, how about changing your stance, Your Eminence? Mmm still cheesy.”
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can you imagine being the guy who did 6,968 and stopped?
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Darkest in the sense that the colors are all washed out
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pete Hegseth gives off Jonathan James Kendrick vibes.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So James Patterson and Mr Beast “wrote”* a book together? And it sounds terrible? Even the idea is bad. There are very few writers who I’ll make fun of, but JP is one of them. He’s less a writer and more a factory owner. *Neither of them wrote this.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you don’t know me, then you might not know that I love epigraphs. I just do.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sounds like this LinkedIn user is admitting to causing a friendly fire incident, then using that as justification to lobby for AI?
LinkedIn user Ramon Ramos: In August 2009, I authorized my Rangers to engage a position. My snipers, my machine gunners, and the radio intercepts all pointed the same way. It was the wrong location. Two fellow Rangers were wounded.

I've carried that decision for seventeen years.

Today I work on Army autonomy programs. The technology is moving fast, and with every gain it gets more tempting to hand the machine a little more of the decision. Modern War Institute published my take on where that line should be.

The short version:
• Let AI find, track, and fuse sensor data. It probably would have helped me that day.
• Keep a human making the decision to use lethal force against people. If we ever hand that to a machine, it should be rare, tightly controlled, and approved at the highest levels.
• A human who just approves what the machine already decided isn't real oversight. That protection has to be built into the system.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not for nothing, but people who use sports betting apps shouldn’t be eligible for security clearances
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why does every other ad I watch now have Kirk Herbstreit and his dog in it?
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This pic was shared on LinkedIn and described as “25%” of a semester’s worth of reading at the Eisenhower School at NDU. If that’s the case we have bigger problems than just Pete Hegseth.
Stack of books best described as airport pop psychology
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Maudlin House @maudlinhouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SPACE IS HAUNTED. WE HAVE PROOF. Library Journal gave Adam Kovac’s Haunted Space: Paradise for Extinction a starred review! “Equal parts clever love letter to the horror genre and entertaining space opera.” Coming this November… shop.maudlinhouse.net#haunted-space
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amazing that Anne Hathaway can be in The Odyssey and The End of Oak Street in the same year.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have my security clearance re-interview coming up and while I can’t discuss what’s discussed, I can say that a lot of scumbags have clearances these days…and some guys have no clearance at all but that doesn’t stop them!
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the fun things about watching reaction videos is seeing someone watch La Vita et Bella (Life is Beautiful) (1997) thinking they’re watching a Christmas movie.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Conveniently leaves out “send me to fight the fascists.” Wonder why.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PE classes were required each semester at the Naval Academy. Most of the instructors were coaches from the various sports. The head of heavyweight rowing taught some PE classes, which he took as permission to call himself “Professor.” These guys are insane. Literal head injury brain damage stuff.
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 30/09/2026
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone knows you can’t get a perm wet
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know it’s a weird angle and I’m in no way trying to trivialize anything. But there was a reason that the writers of The Office (US) gave Andy Bernard (a villain as originally written) a Cornell origin.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like it's important to have daily contact with non-humans. Dogs, yes, cats, yes, but also plants--especially catci--urns or whatever, the glass on windows. Be aware of the furniture you're sitting in. Make a note of the things you touch, and how it feels to touch them.
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
U.S. Military Stop Using “X” As Indicator of Future or Innovation Challenge 2026 fail
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spread it far and wide 👇🖕🏼🖕🏼
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I have text messages putting you at the Rockies-Nuggets game.” “Uh, do you mean the Rockets-Nuggets game?” Dipshits. Absolute dipshits.
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