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Cannonfodder

@cannonfodder79.bsky.social
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Just a dude looking for a good time. Board games, video games, baking, MtG, and other general nerdy stuff. 💖💜💙 Home base: Seattle

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John Michonski @john.gamesline.net · 29/09/2026
Will never forget that Porn Dude did in fact also run the Gay Sites site and he was like "I'm not gay but I'm gonna make sure gay guys can find good porn" it's beast mode
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can now address me as Mr. Cannonfodder, Homeowner.
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Goddess Draevra 💙🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @drgn.beauty · 08/04/2026
tumblr is great sometimes
Screenshot of a tumblr post:

aflo: "if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables"

broken-horn-of-equius: A picture of Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z pensively standing in the rain with his eyes closed.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[metroid] just hangin out
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unironically the PNW mindset lol
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Station Master Mikan comes out to inspect the passengers.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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nonspecifically red @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made a cute Love Ball strawberry cake for a baby shower today. Think it turned out pretty well, especially considering it was a dairy free cake.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Ícaro Cruz @ikarokruz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Samus is cool
A cartoony geometrical drawing of the character Samus Aran depicted in two forms side by side: one with her default  suit for Metroid Ravenous with emphasis on her pink arm that consumes anything it touches; and the other being her Metroid green suit, where she yields a green energy lance of sorts. Samus is so cool...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/on-whim-143945864
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have read the full quote but the headline makes it sound like he's going "You think kids are stupid as shit? I don't even know where I /live/." And then you see the full quote and it turns out, yeah, that's basically what he's saying.
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If Spider-Man needed money so bad he should have just opened a moving company. Web everything into one giant brick and carry it somewhere for people.
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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.
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YouGov @yougov.co.uk · 22/09/2026
66% of straight women are unwilling to date a bisexual man, our study finds ahead of #BiVisibility Day % unwilling to date bi men Straight women 66% Bi men 15% Gay men 11% Bi women 10% % unwilling to date bi women Straight men 35% Lesbian women 20% Bi men 9% Bi women 3% yougov.com/en-gb/articl...
Willingness to date a bisexual man:
Straight women: 19% willing, 66% unwilling.
Bisexual women: 82% willing, 10% unwilling.
Bisexual men: 78% willing, 15% unwilling.
Gay men: 83% willing, 11% unwilling.

Willingness to date a bisexual woman:
Bisexual women: 89% willing, 3% unwilling.
Lesbian women: 73% willing, 20% unwilling.
Straight men: 53% willing, 35% unwilling.
Bisexual men: 85% willing, 9% unwilling.
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Signed a bunch of documents that I hope are legit so we can own a home. Now to handle more money than I will probably own again for a very long time.
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hello I'm back I would like to take this opportunity to very solemnly and very sincerely apologize for saying I would not allow people to watch a Harry Potter TV show unless they killed I thought it was a funny joke but as the mods point out HP fans cannot be trusted to not kill for their content
Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @toastcrust.bsky.social and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Respectful Discourse. We create a safe space for discussion by prohibiting threats and content meant to scare or intimidate people.

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    I said it before and I'll say it again. While I have 0 respect for anyone who is desperate to see the new Harry Potter thing, my requirement for letting people watch the new HP thing is very simple: just assassinate JK Rowling. Only one of you have to do it. All the other people get a free ride

Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes.

Because you reached 4 strikes, your account has been suspended for 3 days. You will be able to access your account again on 22nd Sep, 2026.

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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
Microsoft gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2026 was $60.482B, a 15.36% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase from 2025.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2025 was $193.893B, a 13.38% increase from 2024.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2024 was $171.008B, a 17.09% increase from 2023.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 21/09/2026
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has passed $100M worldwide.
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Trash Mob Minis @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What you need to understand is nothing we built was “off the shelf.” Store-bought environmental assets for stop-motion features do not exist. We were given concept art and told “make it look like this.” Everything you see here, down to the dirt and moss, was meticulously designed and crafted.
A forest path from Wildwood
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah I know a good number of these
A sign for “SubDog”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I’ll be watching this 5,000 times
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they community noted my shit
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Resellers..
Comic featuring a puppy named Basil saying; "Now that I'm an adult, I can finally afford the things I could never have in my youth" only to be disappointed in the next panel when he finds out resellers have taken over
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Sudden Beth @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I should call him
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy #BatmanDay, big guy.
A panel from JUSTICE LEAGUE: DREAM GIRLS by Jadzia Axelrod, Nicole Maines, Nicola Scott, Annette Kwok, J. Bone, Marissa Louise, Brandt&Stein, Vincent Cecil, Stephen Sadowski, Dan Jurgens, Norm Rapmund, Joe Quinones, Dearbhla Kelly, Trish Mulvihill, Hi-Fi, Jan Bazaldua, Rosi Kampe, Adriano Lucas, Triona Farrell, Jodie Troutman and Frank Cvetkovic, in which Batman turns to face Galaxy in the hallway of the Justice League Watchtower.

Batman: THERE WAS NO JUST CAUSE FOR YOU TO HAVE BEEN SINGLED OUT. IF SOMEONE IS MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY YOUR PRESENCE ALONE, THEN IT'S THEM WHO NEEDS TO LEAVE, NOT YOU.
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Petra Erika Nordlund @pepurika.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My family says i'm bullying minister with my drawings but i'm only trying to learn how to draw cats....... It's not my fault he looks like that...
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I played 6 United Battlefronts over 3 games and hit a grand total of two cards off them. Maybe we actually just don’t play Arena today.
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Blast Professing @gaymerherb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
go to the library that $70 could have been a free borrow
picture of a rack of PS5 and Switch games at a library for rent
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 18/09/2026
Volunteering at the Palworld booth at TGS. People keep asking if they can fuck the Sekhmet statue. Buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck it.
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 18/09/2026
The King's Crown
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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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