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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀

@youreacuntmate.bsky.social
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Retired tonsil hockey all star, sorcerer to the moon, geologist to the earth, paragon of transhumanist alchemy, and *_fucker extraordinaire.

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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 2h
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Sysco truck
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 4h
album art from alt-j first album with a speech bubble below it
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 4h
It's so incredibly mid-life to be considering a post-school-run booty call
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 16h
Listen to @bloodwork.show
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TinCan @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the evidence is pretty damning
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The goop from the taps in Ghostbusters. I had a meltdown about bath time for weeks afterwards.
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Red kite! At the Skatepark
Red kite!
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Basic bitches: unite
Selfie with diet coke
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dune: Part Two (2024)
Lucille Bluth saying “I wanna cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture”
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now watching: Hocus Pocus (1993) I remember as a child thinking SJP was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.. 😍
SJP in Hocus Pocus
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Found all these pictures of some girl in my phone?? Who is she? We will never know 🥲
Some girl's arse
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spooky season
Selfie with skellington earrings
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Went to see the surgeon about my mastectomy today and, I shit you not, this was playing in the waiting room.
Primal scream "rocks"

Get your rocks off, get your rocks off honey
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slapping the Sainsbury's cashier for pressing the "visibly over 25" button a little too quickly. Bitch, what do you mean VISIBLY??
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
balls, knickers, scrote.
10:08
S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 29/09/2026
man I fucking love these videos lol idk if they'll ever get old. it's my jingling keys fr
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TinCan @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*me to my skin while I rub in the lotion it desperately needs “yeah drink it up you thirsty slut”
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ding ✨
Pinch
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been really slacking on the thirst trap front, but here's my date night fit from last night
Selfie in a mirror
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did a screen printing taster session today, I am now hooked.
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Act of god! ACT 👏 OF 👏 GOD 👏
Ed Sheeran concert cancelled due to storm
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My cat, after being presented with the exact same meal she's eaten for 7 years:
"This is not food, this is shit," says Gordon Ramsey. He big mad.
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
37 years old and I didn't know that's how zips work.
To stop your jeans fly from coming undone, lock the zipper tab in the downward position
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone is invited to wear a crop top to my funeral.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 23/09/2026
This is otherworldly
Screenshot of google translate, showing the translation of the English term "birth control pill" into German is "antibabypille"
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With 21 minutes to spare, it's day 4 of thirst trap week....
Selfie
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You there boy! What day is this? Today, sir? Why, it's day 3 of thirst trap week!
Selfie
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Z. Doom - Official Compact Disc Lover @world0fecho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the tide is high but i’m holding on i’m gonna be your pokémon
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is just to say I have posted the selfies that were in my camera roll and which you were probably not wanting Forgive me I was feeling myself I looked hot and frankly you needed to see it
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I should call him
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spooky season is go
I'm not stoned. You're stoned.
Ft pumpkins
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tattoos. Tacos. Titties.
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw your boyfriend at the disused steel mill
Big melt
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thirst trap 1/7 because I have no self control.
Mirror selfie
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Where I do my posting from
Content cottage
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ophelia by john Everett millais
"Omfg hamlet do I look like I care"
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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June Orchid Parker | Bread Sonja @breadsonja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cradle of Filth has left the Ed Sheeran tour
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got a TV licence?
I have a TV licence.Agatha from wandavision doing a cheeky wink
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The hunger orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
The hunger
Well we just got back from stringing up our weakest
friend in the middle of the town square for the
vampires to feast on overnight. No one liked the
actual doing of it when it came to doing it I’ll say that.
But the past is the past. Time now to hunker down
inside and wait for them to leave us alone for good.
Figure out tomorrow what to do with all these surplus
wooden crosses.
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hello Christ? I'm bout to sin again.
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Back to blonde and feelin cute about it
Selfie with blonde hair
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is listening to the smiths in 2026 a cancellable offence? If so..
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Boost your mental health with this one weird trick! Wash your hair
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 09/09/2026
Posting through it
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A helpful reminder for British journalists: Terrorists ❌ concerned citizens ✅
Palestine actionPortsmouth man lunging at police
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kendall Roy
ALT: Kendall Roy
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Sudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Went to see the breast surgeon today. Asked me if I was happy with current size (for reconstruction) and I said, well, yeah, but the way I see it, there's got to be an upside to this somewhere so I think I deserve some massive ones by way of compensation.
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