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Cannonfodder

@cannonfodder79.bsky.social
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Just a dude looking for a good time. Board games, video games, baking, MtG, and other general nerdy stuff. 💖💜💙 Home base: Seattle

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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 9h
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 04/10/2026
The amount of gender in these things is off the charts. They’re dude wipes (boy) but pumpkin spice (girl) but it’s actually dumpkin spice (???). They’re XL (boy) but plant-sourced (girl).
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 18h
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Specifically reactive ink so it glows under black light.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 03/10/2026
an instagram post by @aauriettv of herself as northernlion hitting a cunty pose. caption: fuck it. northernlion for halloween
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Narwa 🏆🐉 @leef-underscore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 02/10/2026
this is, completely unironically, the death of american culture.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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John Michonski @john.gamesline.net · 29/09/2026
Will never forget that Porn Dude did in fact also run the Gay Sites site and he was like "I'm not gay but I'm gonna make sure gay guys can find good porn" it's beast mode
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you! 😁
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can now address me as Mr. Cannonfodder, Homeowner.
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Goddess Draevra 💙🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @drgn.beauty · 08/04/2026
tumblr is great sometimes
Screenshot of a tumblr post:

aflo: "if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables"

broken-horn-of-equius: A picture of Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z pensively standing in the rain with his eyes closed.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[metroid] just hangin out
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unironically the PNW mindset lol
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Station Master Mikan comes out to inspect the passengers.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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a spoopy red rock 🕷️ @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made a cute Love Ball strawberry cake for a baby shower today. Think it turned out pretty well, especially considering it was a dairy free cake.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Ícaro Cruz @ikarokruz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Samus is cool
A cartoony geometrical drawing of the character Samus Aran depicted in two forms side by side: one with her default  suit for Metroid Ravenous with emphasis on her pink arm that consumes anything it touches; and the other being her Metroid green suit, where she yields a green energy lance of sorts. Samus is so cool...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/on-whim-143945864
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have read the full quote but the headline makes it sound like he's going "You think kids are stupid as shit? I don't even know where I /live/." And then you see the full quote and it turns out, yeah, that's basically what he's saying.
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If Spider-Man needed money so bad he should have just opened a moving company. Web everything into one giant brick and carry it somewhere for people.
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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.
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YouGov @yougov.co.uk · 22/09/2026
66% of straight women are unwilling to date a bisexual man, our study finds ahead of #BiVisibility Day % unwilling to date bi men Straight women 66% Bi men 15% Gay men 11% Bi women 10% % unwilling to date bi women Straight men 35% Lesbian women 20% Bi men 9% Bi women 3% yougov.com/en-gb/articl...
Willingness to date a bisexual man:
Straight women: 19% willing, 66% unwilling.
Bisexual women: 82% willing, 10% unwilling.
Bisexual men: 78% willing, 15% unwilling.
Gay men: 83% willing, 11% unwilling.

Willingness to date a bisexual woman:
Bisexual women: 89% willing, 3% unwilling.
Lesbian women: 73% willing, 20% unwilling.
Straight men: 53% willing, 35% unwilling.
Bisexual men: 85% willing, 9% unwilling.
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Cannonfodder @cannonfodder79.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Signed a bunch of documents that I hope are legit so we can own a home. Now to handle more money than I will probably own again for a very long time.
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hello I'm back I would like to take this opportunity to very solemnly and very sincerely apologize for saying I would not allow people to watch a Harry Potter TV show unless they killed I thought it was a funny joke but as the mods point out HP fans cannot be trusted to not kill for their content
Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @toastcrust.bsky.social and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Respectful Discourse. We create a safe space for discussion by prohibiting threats and content meant to scare or intimidate people.

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    I said it before and I'll say it again. While I have 0 respect for anyone who is desperate to see the new Harry Potter thing, my requirement for letting people watch the new HP thing is very simple: just assassinate JK Rowling. Only one of you have to do it. All the other people get a free ride

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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
Microsoft gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2026 was $60.482B, a 15.36% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase from 2025.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2025 was $193.893B, a 13.38% increase from 2024.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2024 was $171.008B, a 17.09% increase from 2023.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 21/09/2026
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has passed $100M worldwide.
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Count Trashula @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What you need to understand is nothing we built was “off the shelf.” Store-bought environmental assets for stop-motion features do not exist. We were given concept art and told “make it look like this.” Everything you see here, down to the dirt and moss, was meticulously designed and crafted.
A forest path from Wildwood
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah I know a good number of these
A sign for “SubDog”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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