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Homophonic Guy Directive

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They/It, Pan/Poly, Youtuber/Streamer. Host of @Dipships.boats. Cohost of The Millennium Microphone. TheCalamityCarl @ Gmail Pfp by @apexecutrix.bsky.social linktr.ee/calamitycarl

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James @jamesgamedude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unironically astronomical odds of getting those 6 letters at the end of that link
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KroboPro @krobopro.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 19h
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Kye // Kylerfunk @kye.bsky.to · 19/04/2026
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Sheepie @jellysheepie.bsky.social · 5h
This summer the Cincinnati zoo hatched a new baby penguin. I understand that this information does not help you materially but perhaps it may help emotionally. Her name is Couscous
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あいざわさち @sachichy.bsky.social · 5h
🩷 Also,
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Greliz @greliz.bsky.social · 22h
I don't know. I don't know. Please. I do not know.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 14h
giant pikachu 🐁⚡️ #art #pokemon
Illustration of a gigantic pikachu in the middle of a city
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DTEE @dtee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what is wrong with him
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 16h
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NICE
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MBeca @mbeca.bsky.social · 21h
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 20h
YO WE GOT VNS IN MASTER DUEL?
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cynthia @vampire.cream.land · 23h
i genuinely felt a profound sadness in my heart when i had to beat this thing up
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Dylan @zaffirorubino.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Penny @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lux!✨️ @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Five Night Freddy Bear Walking in Hallway
ALT: Five Night Freddy Bear Walking in Hallway
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 29/09/2026
teehee my birthday's in 2 weeks :3 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Check out my list on Amazon
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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robo @dynamicrobo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this metroid is quite ravenous!
i wanted to give samus a puffy jacket
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Kye // Kylerfunk @kye.bsky.to · 29/06/2026
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rose 🩷🪽 @aerti.pink · 29/09/2026
unfortunately earlier tonight chirithy from kingdom hearts was arrested by the international criminal court as they landed in miami
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 29/09/2026
gettin some good ads on insta
Shirt that says "She call me apple the way I be in cider"
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is a random ass room you'd find in the shinra building in og FFVII and checking a specific one of these would have you find a potion
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 28/09/2026
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spun around the block so many times they thought it was fucking Minecraft
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坑坑 @kengyoulei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tatsuro #ヤニねこ #yanineko
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Ars Oreon (Bakutuber)🌑🐙🌕 @arsoreon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nosferamon
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Yaoi Lowenthal @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look, I get that people think this is funny, but this is an example of really irresponsible pet ownership. Jamiroquais are supposed to have a much larger enclosure- preferably with a few scattered pieces of furniture- to drift around in. This jamiroquai is NOT getting adequate enrichment
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 29/09/2026
Female Jordan be like:
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 29/09/2026
you cant spell orgy without gyro. halal xpress. order now.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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karl0.bsky.social @karl0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lanolin cosplay
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マニアニ/Maniani @maniani0122.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Axolotl Angel🪽 #LittleShadowMonsters
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Pokémon [Twitter/X Mirror] @pokemonx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*zoomies intensify*
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さかにばる @skanacarnival.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Caidyn‎ @caidyn.net · 27/09/2026
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got Midas touch, fuckboy
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Allison Pregler 📼🎃 @allisonpregler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Interesting, they've invented Even Worse BonziBuddy
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 28/09/2026
This is so cool, i love people's desire to save their tiny creatures youtu.be/44U2WXd8SfM?...
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Trading Pokémon from GBA to Nintendo Switch is HERE!
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 28/09/2026
God I REALLY don't wanna go to work today....
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 27/09/2026
Master duel's so funny, fuck you mean I can go Maxx C into Fuwalos
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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 27/09/2026
need them to make more new Crystron cards cause I need a new level 5 that isn't as dog shit as Sulfefnir to have 2 copies of in deck. I need another Sulfador.
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