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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🧃 @bagpuss.org · 13/10/2026
"AI will change the world."
A screenshot via Reddit https://redd.it/1x4lmsu of someone searching Google "what is penis in braille" and receiving an AI overview: "The penis cannot read Braille because it lacks the necessary nerve receptors. Nerve Endings: Reading Braille requires Meissner's corpuscles, which are specialized nerve endings in the fingertips and other sensitive skin areas responsible for detecting light touch and fine textures."
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i know it’s a lot of work but i can’t for the life of me understand why anyone would think it’s a good idea for people organizing around anti-ice rapid response to be getting w2s to do that like you guys realize you’re up against the federal government which is processing those tax returns, yeah?
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
the greatest green degrowth ecofeminist president of our lifetimes
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 01/10/2026
a thing anyone can do is look up jury nullification
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 27/09/2026
Speaking of cults infiltrating the US government, "Give us a cabinet-level department!" sure does top Scientology defending their 501(c)3 status with an inside man in the IRS
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/11/2024
GENIE: Your third and final wish? ME: I want Funko Pops to be able to feel physical pain GENIE: ME: Not like they’re like animate. They can think and feel but can’t move or communicate GENIE: ME: What GENIE: No it’s nothing I’m just GENIE: Like are you pro or anti Funko Pops
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I am not made for Capitalism. Every relationship I have feels cheapened and dehumanized by the exchange of money. Everything becomes a hollow experience because it is meted out by an arbitrary quantification of worth. It makes me feel as if the only true emotion or relational value is exploitation
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I don’t want to spread alarm but this is extremely bad. Prairieland was a test case for NPSM-7. This is very very bad.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
inventing a drink called "adventure sauce" thats everclear, pineapple juice, 5 hour energy, and 200mg of THC
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Nick Benson @ottergoose.net · 30/05/2026
Yesterday was 2026's 102nd ICE flight at MSP. 25 people, in shackles, were flown off to Louisiana or Texas. This isn't unique to Minnesota - scenes like this play out every day across the country - ICE Air regularly flies to every city/airport on the map below.
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Nick Benson @ottergoose.net · 26/05/2026
On Friday, Minnesota had its 100th ICE Air flight of 2026. It's just another day Signature Aviation, the bizjet terminal - Medtronic's aircraft sits next to the chartered Eastern Air Express 737, as shackled men in shorts and PJ pants hobble aboard. Delta passes by, its passengers unaware. 🧵
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 16/07/2025
you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Brian on a boat in front of a sunset 
"I may be bad at video games, but I am free"
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 17/05/2026
someone said Kyle Rittenhouse has the face of one of those cartoon pigs they have on the signs of BBQ joints and I’ve never been able to unsee it
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Ricky: Julian if we're going to do this we're going to need some hash materia"
Julian "what the fuck is hash materia rick?"
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
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AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
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wooby @ruby.gay · 24/08/2025
you would not believe your eyes
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 17/05/2026
Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
just a dad taking his kids out for a nice lunch
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✊🏼Indigiqueer Hummingbird @riotousmuse.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I would die for them
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Ms. K tweets @whatmsksaid.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i can never unsee this.
a tweet with text: suburbs exist to rob revenue from the cities they surround

With a graphic of Minnesota showing all counties with median income above 100k in red and those counties are the only ones around Minneapolis and St. Paul counties.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 15/05/2026
the fact that i am at risk of seeing a 14 year old's opinion at any time of day on the internet is a human rights violation
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🪼Ghost Jellyfishlines 🔜 PaxU🪼 @jellyfishlines.itch.io · 11/05/2026
In regards to Kickstarter: start fucking calling and clog up those lines. This fight ain’t over. Cede no ground. Call PayPal and Stripe too. We go down biting the hand.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
we are losing influence on neopets because you keep posting on the neopets roleplaying forum instead of the neopets battledome forum. you are wasting time pretending to be a shoyru named jeff
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Ground the Planes @groundtheplanes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Look how many airports are enabling this
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Oh. www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
The lead graph for a WSJ article titled, "Private Credit's Exposure to Ailing Software Industry Is Bigger than Advertised."

It shows the holdings of four private credit companies: Blue Owl, Blackstone, Ares, and Apollo. For each, there's a bright blue bar, showing admitted exposure, and a darker blue one, showing what WSJ found. In Blue Owl's case, it's almost the same amount.
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Scary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
People come up with complicated reasons why art/music scenes are less vibrant now but it is like 90% just this
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Moe @verdantwonder.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Living paycheck to paycheck is so often framed by financial influencers as laziness or a personal failure, but there is no amount of penny-pinching that can get you out of a situation like this
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Perry Areolar @perryodontal.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
you know what a pyramid would look pretty good opposite the spruce tree building and the angry loon statue whoever made this sign parodying Ramsey county and put it up at the dead cvs site at Midway is hilarious
a sign hanging on a fence that says "Ramses county community development pyramid" parodying the Ramsey county logo.
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TiggyStardust🔜✈️MFF @tiggystardust.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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KittenBoogers (Recalled by the FDA!!) @kittenboogers.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
According to payment processors, purchasing fictional sexy art is grossly immoral. Betting on school children getting blown up is fine though.
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Alex Reed @salexanderreed.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Screenshot of Mastodon user @scott@carfree.city writing:

"As an ethical AI user, I begin each session by asking the chatbot to give a stolen data acknowledgement. It is an important first step toward justice."
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Update/Scoop— New guidance sent this AM to Kansas DMVs indicates licenses that previously had gender marker changed not actually invalid yet. However, internally DMV can see who is flagged, and keeping track of who has/hasn't come in to update. Seems about 300 trans/GNC ppl flagged across the state.
Good morning,

As a reminder notice was sent to about 300 Kansas credential holders on 2/23/26 and 2/25/26 and those records will reflect SB244 MM/DD/YY. If you see SB244 UPDATED it means the applicant has come in and been reissued whether they were sent a notice or not.

Currently, KDOR has not "invalidated" any records for people who were sent letters due to the passing of SB244 which requires the "sex at birth" to be listed on Kansas credentials. If this is completed, we will let you know.

Even if a record isn't flagged as having an updated gender, we are still required to update these records to reflect the applicant's "sex at birth" when they come in to be reissued. The applicant does not need to provide any documentation for the update other than their current credential and proof of address.

KDOR's Gender Reclassification Policy has been updated to include information regarding the handling of these records and information you may need.

Please reach out if you have any questions.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 26/02/2026
The threat of arrest for trans people is an implicit threat of rape. This is what happens to incarcerated trans women.
Screenshot of a dark-themed webpage titled “V-coding” with the subtitle “Causing rape of trans prisoners for social control.” The text explains that in the context of incarceration in the United States, “V-coding” refers to the practice of placing trans women in prison cells with aggressive male inmates, allegedly resulting in frequent sexual assault, and describes it as a broader pattern of systemic sexual abuse of trans women in male prisons.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails. it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.
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Maia Kobabe @redgoldsparks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org
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Trans Continental Pipeline
Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado
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💙 DYNAMO-DEEPBLUE 💙 @dynamo-deepblue.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
They're hoping we'll forget about this in a few months and that we'll resubscribe to Nitro so they can get back their funding for this nonsense. Cancel yours and do not forget about this.
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This is where i run arch linux from
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
and edit of that one xkcd comic. a woman says: "sonic games are second nature to us fans so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows meg gordon and princess alucion."

a man says "and johnny of course"

the woman says "of course"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/02/2026
is everyone ready for the eternal panopticon
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Its a picture of Aipom from New Pokemon Snap with the caption The Dow is over 50000
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
ramadan mubarak
Will listening to noise or noisecore break my fast? (Genuine question)

As a practicing muslim myself i really wanna know. as most instruments or music are not permissible, i dont really know where noise stands in all of this
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