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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 26m
Life just isn't complete without petting two cats at the same time
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 16h
person talking to computer, saying "will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"
computer replies ">you got it, boss"
person replies "oh my god."
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 2h
Look, technically he isn't president of the United States, just the Unites States because he was only able to get the admiralty SCOTUS with a gold-fringed flag to rule he wasn't ineligible under 14AS3
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2h
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
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Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 3h
Time for this classic again.
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Thomas Wood @advanced-eschatonics.com · 4h
Anthropic needs to keep GLM-5.3 out of its mouth
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Catherine Reprobate 🪤 @catherine.baeddel.institute · 28/09/2026
I miss the era when transsexual women were mythical creatures thus politicians calling our our eradication came off as as insane as Senator Hellsing trying to secure more funding for research vampire groomers.
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 4h
Paid for by the Innsmouth Tourism Council
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Brandon Downey @bdowney.bsky.social · 4h
"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master." Open the models, release the weights! That is the path to better security for all of us, not this fear mongering. For reference: Damien is an OpenSSH maintainer.
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Damien Miller @damienmiller.bsky.social · 5h
Anthropic may not have intended to write an excellent ad for GLM 5.3, but that's what they did. www.anthropic.com/research/glm... Unlike Mythos, I might actually have a chance at using GLM for defensive research. Anthropic didn't reply to any of my requests for Mythos access for use on OpenSSH.
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GLM-5.3 and the spread of advanced cyber capabilities
GLM-5.3 can autonomously build end-to-end cyber exploits, but unlike other frontier models, it was released without meaningful safeguards to limit misuse.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 5h
an aspiring art student could never have bad politics
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OκULTRA XP🧿, writer for The Economist @0kultra.bsky.social · 5h
love that Anthropic is running ads for my bae GLM
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 5h
LMFAO the official America.gov AI website uses a Chinese open source model
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 5h
This is going to last until it tells him diseases are real and it's a bad idea to eat roadkill
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Erica Windisch @ewindisch.ontological.observer · 8h
My former boss is currently at Anthropic and hiring. I assume publicly disagreeing with the org won't do me any favors... but neither will quietly allowing cybersecurity to be outlawed. Companies that can't secure their systems are lecturing us on cybersecurity and taking tools from defenders
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Hélianthe @helianthe.net · 5h
please take some deep breaths and meditate on www.anthropic.com/engineering/... while repeating the mantra "CompCert"
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Building a C compiler with a team of parallel Claudes
Anthropic is an AI safety and research company that's working to build reliable, interpretable, and steerable AI systems.
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 5h
But don't you understand that the entire edifice of AI fear-mongering rests on pretending nation-state capabilities aren't scary and must be preserved?
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Hélianthe @helianthe.net · 7h
I also heavily discount all AI safety prognostications which aren't accompanied by fanatical advocacy for formal verification and portable reproducibility
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Hélianthe @helianthe.net · 7h
cybersecurity is already a post-apocalyptic wasteland which is not going to be appreciably worsened by the release of a marginally better LLM nation states spend billions to attack everything already, it's just as plausible open weights models actually make things better by empowering defenders
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 6h
The Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet.
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 6h
We're re-running the full disclosure debates of two decades ago but with crazed power cultists who spent that whole time reading Harry Potter fanfic
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Living in Florida means hearing someone describe tahini as “sharia pudding”
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Vasabjit Banerjee @vasabjit.bsky.social · 7h
Y'all think it's funny until you meet a young staffer who says he doesn't read women's magazines like Janes for information on defense equipment.
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 7h
"We pay $250M a year for SIGINT enabling, you can't release a model that just fixes it!"
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 15h
Thinking about this old quote in the context of certain people - professors, nyt contributors, etc - who see casual misgendering as a reasonable response to a lack of respect for their claimed epistemic authority
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 8h
"Oh noes, someone might find the vulns the NSA relies on!"
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codehappy lives! @codehappy.bsky.social · 8h
wording it this way instead of "I'm pretty convinced North Korea is going to take down the internet" is a choice
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 8h
"Why hello I have some fear to sell you about our competitors who you should definitely not use simply because they are cheaper and do stuff we won't" source: www.anthropic.com/research/glm... / archive.li/5kjru
But those models have now arrived. In this post, we share our analysis of GLM-5.3, the latest AI model developed by Zhipu AI (known outside of China as Z.ai). Like Claude Mythos Preview, GLM-5.3 has strong capabilities for autonomously building end-to-end cyber exploits. But GLM-5.3 is unlike other frontier models in that it has been released without meaningful safeguards to limit misuse. We find that attackers can bypass GLM-5.3’s safeguards between 64% and 100% of the time with simple techniques in our simulated tests. In contrast, these attacks did not succeed against safeguarded Claude models in our testing. We assess that GLM-5.3’s lax safeguards significantly increase the cyber capabilities available to malicious actors. At the same time, these capabilities can also benefit defenders working to secure their systems.
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Erica Windisch @ewindisch.ontological.observer · 8h
I reported vulnerabilities to the Linux kernel and OpenZFS assisted by GLM-5.2. Anthropic's cyber program and refusal responses are detrimental to global information security. Defenders depend on GLM because they can't depend on Anthropic.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19h
Jonathan McKinsey, a transgender New Times executive who was head of engineering at NYT games, was murdered by his in laws over the weekend. This follows years of allegations that the in laws were abusive to him over his gender identity. edition.cnn.com/2026/09/28/u...
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New York Times executive killed by his elderly in-laws, police say | CNN
A couple in their late 70s gunned down their son-in-law in a California city park over the weekend, authorities said, and court documents showed the victim had been in a bitter custody dispute with th...
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 19h
Pretty bad that "Pentagon influencer" is even a thing you can be tbh
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the social contract in fact states you can either provide abundant public restrooms or you can have this.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 23h
Michael Tracey is actively attempting to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 rape case
Michael Tracey : If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy"Report" me for what, exactly? Save your breath, scumbag. Sorry you hate the First Amendment so much. Her identity is obviously newsworthy at this point, and I will take extreme pleasure in reporting it. (Not "doxing" -- that's a total canard)
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today, in Russian propaganda:
Schaeffer Marlyse. @Schaef... • 6h
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I am a French mother with beautiful children.
I did not give birth to them for them to be sent to the trenches.
French and Russian mothers do not want their children to fight against each other.
We are not enemies.
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I'm a Dutch mother with beautiful sons. I did not give birth to my children to be sent into the trenches. Dutch and Russian mums don't want their boys fighting each other. We are not enemies. #RuslandIsNotMyEnemyNadja @EuropaNormal • 9h
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I am a German mother with a beautiful son. I didn't give birth to my child to send him into the trenches. German and Russian mothers do not want their boys to fight against each other. We are not enemies.
#RuslandIsNotMyEnemyDday @DdayohneZiffern • 12h
I'm a German mother with beautiful sons. I did not give birth to my children to be sent into the trenches. German and Russian mums don't want their boys fighting each other. We are not enemies.
#RuslandIsNotMyEnemy
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 22h
If I can't uplift cats, it's not my singularity
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 22h
I remember this guy. He has a history of citing Leviticus 20:13. That’s the Bible passage that calls for gay men to be “put to death.” Those are his views and we mustn’t discriminate against him for holding them, apparently.
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 23h
apparently it's derp day for the machine god
Confirmed: the fix and test are gone, and the only commit is documentation describing a change that isn't there. Unwinding and redoing in the right order — code first this time:
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roko’s modern basilisk @girlpython.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
bionationalism or “human first” politics may be the largest danger of the 21st century
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 29/09/2026
Hey I've been reading microcode too lately
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William Gillis 🏴 @rechelon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't really deserve credit for highlighting this in print eight years ago, because it's so fucking obvious to anyone and everyone looking that Yud has no fucking clue that there are inherent constraints. c4ss.org/content/51493
It never stops astonishing me that issues of complexity are rarely discussed in this context. There are deep and fundamental limitations both to what can be known and what can be processed. This is one of the deepest and most consequential insights of the last century. And yet continually these thought experiments not only assume that P=NP, they fail entirely to explore what we can say should our normal assumption hold instead.

The notion for example where an AI in a box infers a priori the physics of the material world and then likely details about planets and the emergent species is clearly beyond absurd. There are computational limits on our universe and they matter.
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kafka: F*** it, I'm out.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 29/09/2026
look, it's going to find the quantum cheat codes, invent time travel and then PSPACE = P relative to a retrocausal oracle
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 29/09/2026
Some kinds of woo are purpose-built just world fallacy engines
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Damien Miller @damienmiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
imagine being proud of one's PhD while simultaneously hating nerds
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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · 28/09/2026
Yes, sentence them to a century of chastity. ...wait, fuck.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 28/09/2026
there were safetyists who thought internet search functionality was a hazardous thing to give to models of a scale that today we regard as pretty small, on the basis of technically-uninformed theories about ai as a god in a box
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 28/09/2026
and for all rationalists' talk about "updating", what updating on the evidence does yud actually do? his theory is immune to revision in the face of new developments! at its core it never shifts, all that changes is how to argue for the same conclusions as ever
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
idk when straight guys started feeling comfortable commenting on horny lesbian posts but i don't like it. fellas, we may have a shared interest but don't make me get the spray bottle
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