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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF

@puppycouture.bsky.social
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30s | ΘΔ | pup | abdl | i use arch btw 🐧 minors DNI 🔞 📍chicago 🌐 www.unix.dog/~puppycouture

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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i droppped my airpod in the toilet and it broke! sad puppy. time to once again pay apple $300!!!!
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i love owning a bed lmaooooo
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bithc we live on a thee planet earth that’s crazyyyyyy
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i’m 31 now but i’m remembering that i was really fucking good at being sneaky and nonchalant about underage drinking b4 i turned 21 that shit is crazy. now i hate alcohol but i still drink it cuz it helps me figure shit out
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s crazy that artists in the 1980s thought the robey hotel looked like a howling coyote cuz it rlly doesn’t but now that’s its legacy i guess
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i love pool
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💥DEBBIE DINGER🏳️‍⚧️PLZJUST CHECKMYPAGE @danyeell-cumphound.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
alcoholics🤝abdl
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
another saturday night spent peeing my pants
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💥DEBBIE DINGER🏳️‍⚧️PLZJUST CHECKMYPAGE @danyeell-cumphound.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fuck politics im posting booze bottols
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i don’t need social media, i get my dopamine from doing drugs!!!
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m finally playing gta san andreas and fuk this is the best game
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Critter Cian🔜BFC @lilcian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's hard to describe how ridiculously affirming it is pulling down my pants and seeing a big puffy diaper there
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s wild how straight guys act super fucking gay in the modern age
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why are there heterosexuals at this heterosexual wedding??????
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i had a dream where i was in a gay sex room and this girl was like “does anyone with a penis want to fuck my pussy” and i said yes but i couldn’t get hard, so she gave me her card and told me to call her when my dick worked
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i love corn dog
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i’m going to a CASINO tonight!!!!
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there are cathedrals everywhere for those who have eyes to see
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
no diaper weekend :c traveling with family to a wedding gonna be ruff
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
im back from bluesky jail!!!!! they suspended me for celebrating the anniversary of the release date of the OST for the movie Glitter, starring Mariah Carey!!! #homophobic
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
owning an air fryer is genuinely life changing
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the new foldable iphone
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE WATER CYCLE
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need to stop installing shit from the AUR lmao. Feels like i'm running gentoo the amount of shit I'm compiling when doing a freaking update.
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i can’t believe tim apple literally fucking died
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Guy who loves furry @attyboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You're too late! And what did you expect? It's just his nature. A Fox in the Henhouse with @foxbites.bsky.social
an orange fox fursuiter covered in blood and feathers rubs his belly sitting at the entrance of a desecrated chicken coop.a fox fursuiter covered in gore and feathers grins and stares through the grate of a chicken coop.a fox fursuiter leans in the entrance to a chicken coop, gore covers him and the coop.A fox fursuiter smokes a big fake cigarette while gore drips down his maw, chicken feathers fall from the sky.
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prdx4.bsky.social @prdx4.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So, you're a "chaser", huh...? Heh, well, everyone's chasin' somethin', ain't they?
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
diaper changies at work always make me feel funnny….
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
everyone has to be nice to me or else
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
blegh….bad brain weekend
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
whomstdve want this puuuuuupppyyy???? #abdl
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*chicago accent* i got a polish from da spot over dere on belmont and kimball and it was pretty mid but tha fries were good
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it feels good to be perceived as doggy
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
once again i am yearning
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Yeen :3 @crinklyhyena.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A successful evening (still working on the sog tho)
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AzzyHusky @azzyhusky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
HEY!!! WHO WET MY PANTS! This is an OUTRAGE!! WE have officially reached Soggy Saturday status! Hope you all had an amazingly squishy #BigDiaperFriday <3 #Babyfur #Diaperfur #Abdl
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hi i’m a dog and i need u to come over and pet me RIGHT NOW
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i’m gonna watch cheaters
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah i’m at the chicago wieners baseball game. the chicago shlongs. the chicago glizzys
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Kellan @jordithelittle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Looks like someone did a number on this diaper, huh Kiddo!" 🎨: @bbawua.bsky.social #abdl #ddlb #diaperfur #furry #furryart #furryboy
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i was on the bus in wrigleyville during the cubs game talking shit with my friend over text about how annoying cubs fans are and how they should go back to the suburbs, and like, i think the dude on the seat next to me was looking at my phone bc i looked up and he was TAKING A PHOTO OF ME????
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Rumor the Seagull @rumortheseagull.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Feel it rise, get erotic. <3 #furry
Anthropormorphic Seagull named Rumor smoking a water pipe, surprised expression.
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Dire | Open Your Heart Or Die Trying @direprophecies.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Being in a Safe-Space doesn’t mean you won’t be challenged or feel uncomfortable. In fact, that is their purpose: allowing people who care about you help you navigate and persevere through discomfort to grow. Sadly, many believe feeling discomfort means someone has wronged them, and thus stagnate.
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
u know i had to go to Mrs. Ikea in schaumburg illinois
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
throughout all the diaper changes i remain the same
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alnc @alnica.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Pat 🐕🐾 → MFF @puppycouture.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
it’s a listen to dolly parton and cry kinda morning
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