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Caitlin Cross

@caitlinfromnc.bsky.social
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Below average runner. Probably reading a book.

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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 3h
It’s almost Halloween and Goostava is READY
A plastic lawn goose sitting on my dining room table, she is wearing an orange and black witch dress with a black cape and a black witch hat. There are skeletons and pumpkins on the dress.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 15h
My list for tomorrow: go for a run eat some salted caramel cookies go back to sleep get up and have some more cookies read for a few hours 1 more nap, 1 laundry go to game night thing cheeseburger go to bed
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 16h
I need to take a nap for a few weeks
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tweet that immediately came to mind:
We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
6:19 PM • Oct 21, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jonathan Frakes in "Wings"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m brainstorming some Mortal Combat halloween costumes for the dogs. Much to consider.
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I ran 6 miles and now I’m too tired to decide if I want a burrito or hibachi or Costco pizza so I’m eating string cheese until I decide. It’s my thinking cheese.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
silicon valley execs will say the 'singularity is upon us' and then the header image on the article is them standing there like this
Kevin James shrugging meme
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IT IS TIME FOR TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m so glad Slow Horses is back
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m observing Bi Visibility Day in the traditional way (working on my Ren Faire costume)
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tone, you hear about this Kashi thing? They went from making dogshit cereal to letting you bet on if the Jets will win the Super Bowl before World War 3.
Christopher Moltisanti smoking and lifting weights in the back room of Bada Bing
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything is a scam and it’s so exhausting!
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good time to post my favorite gorillaz tweet
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rat Purse — Paul Frey, 20th C. brass, ruby
A brass Queen purse in the shape of a rat the body of the Rat is around bag of chainmail with four little rat legs coming off of it there's a rat tail at the end and the Rats I is a bright red thanks to a little speck of Ruby
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can also buy a version that can tell you when your son's hocky team is going to fall through the ice.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i was trying to find an old tweet that I thought was funny
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why does every optometrist office feel like they’re also selling stolen goods out of a truck?
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Having too much money gives you mental illness. Once a person has it they become terrified of losing it which is why so many rich people turn into sociopaths. If you’re not rich you can’t dread losing something you don’t have and you make more rational decisions.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s at it again
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"wow, everyone knew this already" is such a cynical, annoying and unfortunately extremely common response to tech news. assuming your privacy is being violated and proving that it is are two very different things, and the latter is the result of hard work and rigorous reporting
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is there a new style rule that says a headline should make the reader feel like they’ve lost the ability to process language?
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is there a drone that delivers butterscotch krimpets?
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Lucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not so smug about the believability of them continuing to build Jurassic Parks now are we
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tweet from @thamosdeaf
As a boy i always knew i wanted to grow up and use two factor authentication to access fast food reward points on an app
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the most consistent experiences I have on bluesky is learning who sketchy people are I’ve never heard of before
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dungeons & Dragons, taking notes on the birds in the my neighborhood, overpriced running shoes
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Monty Burns 

WE DID 20 TAKES, AND THAT WAS THE BEST ONE.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Incredible sentence.
Indeed, while Jordan became a reclusive prisoner to his iconic status, Barkley lived to be out among the masses, and his nightclub hopping led to more than one mano a mano face-off with loudmouth fans. “Let there be no conflict in America,” Barkley said in 1997, after he tossed an obnoxious heckler through a plate-glass window in an Orlando, Fla., bar.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This was supposed to be the summer of George!
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nothing but respect for my president, Dame Harriet Walter.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 08/09/2026
What a perfect item to commemorate 60 years of Star Trek. This franchise is definitely old enough to bake spaceship cakes every weekend for its descendants. 👍
a rectangular 1.6-quart baking dish themed like the famous Shuttlecraft Galileo — complete with warp nacelles! — styled in Le Creuset’s “brioche” coloring. This two-piece set is priced at $150 / £130
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
im always saying this
I become a different person when i pilot the psycho gundam
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m so very excited about my Ren Faire costume this year
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Caitlin Cross @caitlinfromnc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need a social media experience that’s a little more gay and whimsical and silly and a little less middle aged person still working through high school insecurities.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ancient Greeks when Pythagoras started using fractions:
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It took them nine months because you have to slow pour Guinness
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
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SteveH @sghendricks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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