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Kevin Stafford

@cageystafford.bsky.social
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"Why wouldn't I believe you...you're here."

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mcbzac @mcbzac.bsky.social · 6h
Incredible. They’re literally doing the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Like for real.
Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 8h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/10/2026
How do I get a job chaperoning orphaned kittens on a field trip to the aquarium
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Orphaned kittens meet sharks and stingrays on an aquarium field trip at the Mall of America
Rescue kittens with names like Turkey Leg and Mouth Trap got to explore the aquarium at the Mall of America in Minnesota, watching in awe as fish soared by just out of reach.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
forgot I made this one
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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The moopsy drinks your bones
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dog said
dog looking back at the other dogs trailing behind it.  image of usain bolt looking back at other runners trailing behind him is superimposed.
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
blog.documentfoundation.org
Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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🔥Nepook🔥 NYC TATTOO GUEST SPOT @nepook.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LA cinephiles choosing between the new cut of MIAMI VICE with a Michael Mann Q&A or ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK/ESCAPE FROM LA with a John Carpenter + Kurt Russell Q&A tonight.
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I RT this every time I see it
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Jessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't think you should be allowed to call your business a speakeasy if it has a yelp page
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In case anyone else needs it, the magic phrase for shutting down men picking apart a sexual violence case by blaming victims is: “The only people who would say something like that are rape apologists, rapists, or both.” You don’t have to argue with them on merit when their claims have no merit.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Itsa me! Pleasea killa me!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You could explain existentialism to somebody, or you could just have them walk into a CVS where “more than this“ by Roxy Music is playing 
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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
aesthetically pleasing
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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City Witch 🇨🇦 @citywitch1973.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The women of my bloodline are proud
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 02/10/2026
I have updated my Buffy agile meme
Buffy from Hush holding up a white board on which I've photoshopped: "They're using AI to do the wrong things faster!" but it originally said AGILE and I scrubbed out the G and the L.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Heroic Protector Fantasy is rarely of real use to women, it's just wish fulfillment about male posturing and it frequently exacerbates violence it's also much easier to imagine yourself kicking the ass of an obviously villainous stranger than to to actually intervene where you have influence
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAT HAPPEN?
What Happen
When someone wonders "What happen?"
Roll 2D6
On 10+: GOOD HAPPEN!
ON 7-9: SO SO HAPPEN
ON 6-: BAD HAPPEN

POWERED BY APOCALYPSE

Various bad doodles attached.
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Noah Deuce @noahdeuce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
antifa girlfriend @lllliatttt 2c
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Snooby @DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children, Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
Kedrick James @goobkedrick . 3o
Unknowingly wore my Kalshi hoodie to the gym this morning and an older black gentleman compared the damage Kalshi is doing to young black men to the KKK and so I think I might have to keep this o...
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sure is monday again
p1: “Hey how’s it goin, Tom?” Tom is asked.

p2: *dramatic intake of breath*

p3: *exasperated SIIIIIIGH*

p4: “Can’t complain, how ‘bout you?” Tom asks.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
preview: "Referring to AI development as 'the frontier' is a laughable ploy to get men who’ve never had a creative thought in their life to believe they’re an NPC in a gritty reboot of the Oregon Trail."
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"It says here you're going to die soon. That you need to remember the inevitability of death and accept it with good grace. That you are dust, and to dust you shall return. Go well. This has been MEMENTO MAURY. Thank you, and good night."
A picture of Maury Povitch reading from a cue card.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wanna see the most Oregon thing ever?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026
It continues to be interesting to me just how many men, when presented with a clear and obvious answer to a test of morality and empathy, will nevertheless choose to "devil's advocate" themselves into a position of complete assholery
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is it. How did not ONE of those men try to stop it??? Fucking monsters!
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