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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 4h

Still thinking about the Fox booth insisting that the ground rule was an automatic home run

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Would it dong? (again) @woulditdongagain.bsky.social · 4h

Ty France vs Trevor Megill Flyout 💢 Exit velo: 105.3 mph Launch angle: 49 deg Projected distance: 325 ft This would have been a home run at Daikin Park and nowhere else SD @ MIL 🔺 9th

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 4h

that hit had a launch angle of 49 degrees and exit velocity of 105mph and in the statcast era that has never once resulted in a home run Exit Velocity: 105 MPH, Launch Angle: 49° BA: .037 1B%: 0.0 2B%: 3.7 3B%: 0.0 HR %: 0.0

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Matthew Pouliot @matthewpouliot.bsky.social · 4h

Statcast has 12 balls in play hit at that EV/launch angle the last three years, ranging from 287 to 347 feet. Median was 328, and Statcast had it at a projected distance of 325.

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Matthew Pouliot @matthewpouliot.bsky.social · 4h

That ball was hit with a 49-degree launch angle. I'm not promising it was staying in play, but it wasn't going as far as the broadcast booth seems to think.

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Jaymes @jaymesl.bsky.social · 4h

The Roof Play Game is the kind of thing that happens in a special year

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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 4h

Feels like it should be mathematically established if that roof cable is fair or foul after 25 years

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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 4h

Goddamn these fucking Fox announcers

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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 4h

My reaction to that Megill strikeout made my dogs freak out

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Nathan @nathanjh31.bsky.social · 5h

BILLIAM 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 5h

William Contreras I forgive you

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 13h

god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference

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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 14h

Narrators for Republican campaign ads should also go to the jails

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

With the merging of these two iconic companies, Skydance is ready to soar into the future!

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Kraken‘s 4th line Center is 6’9” and he looks like a video game glitch out there

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026

40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if a boring meeting is winding down, and they ask if anyone has a question: no you don’t

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026

If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ

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Washington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 30/09/2026

Wild to see a video of fish reacting to the earthquake yesterday! Thanks @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social! How did YOU react? Did you Drop, Cover, and Hold On?

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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

welcome back hockey, welcome back intense hatred of the Florida Panthers

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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I would spend one challenge per game against the Astros alleging anything I can think of, get one of my staff rules nerds to find the most arcane shit and say "yo, Altuve just did that"

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture

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Mike LeMieux @mikelemieux.com · 29/09/2026

Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (2026)

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Stacey Mason @stcymsn.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

Formal affordances are the elements that pull a player toward certain actions, they “cry out” for the player to take those actions. Material affordances are the actions a system actually allows the player to take. Agency occurs when the two are in balance. (Mateas 2001)

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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The only school principal I ever liked. RIP

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026

Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket theonion.com/man-tries-to-save-marr…

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One hundred percent. Rats from a sinking ship. They see the pendulum swinging back and want to make sure they're not in the flight path. No mercy.

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erin alyce @herooine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

well well well

the John Daly meme of him staring at tiger woods on a golf course and smoking a cigar. The text over tiger woods says "1-2 Rams" the text over John Daly says "1-2 Packers"

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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tennessee gave up 10 sacks? Let’s get those boys up to Green Bay

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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Great thread here, and I'll add to it that my experience suggests this literacy crisis extends to non-textual media as well.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s

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John Ricciardi @johntv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cabel delivering the goods as always - turns out Girvin was the designer of many of NOA’s iconic package designs from the 80s and 90s (I did not know this) They’re almost all bangers. As with anything like this I’m sure it was a collaborative effort, but still, these guys did amazing work

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Andrew Pfister @andrewpfister.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

An edit of this Ted Lasso season that takes out everything about the Roy/Keeley relationship would be pretty good

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[at job interview] ME: one sec [starts blending] [takes lid off] [adds scoop of powder] [blends for 15 seconds] ME: sorry [pours drink into large mug] ME: do you have a napkin wait nevermind [wipes mouth on sleeve] HIRING DIRECTOR: i've seen enough, you got the job (Director of Being Too Online)

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you guys broke watergate

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

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