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La Cabra Astral

@cabraastral.bsky.social
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25 y/o Argentinian dumbass any pronouns just here to see what my favourite internet strangers are up to

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Skull Issue @gothpink.bsky.social · 11h
The only thing that gdpr cookie law really accomplished was make every website ever annoy you with a cookie popup that dark patterns you into clicking accept anyway. Half measures are about as good as half an ass - nobody's happy and shit gets everywhere.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love ❤️
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 20h
spam websites with GET requests until a model falls out. spam test suites with slop code until theoretically functioning software falls out. spam theorem provers with garbage until math papers fall out. spam politicians with money until regulatory capture falls out.
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✨Iana Bagryana✨ @ianabagryana.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Choke on your contempt. #DecadentOctober Day 7 - Meretrix #art #nsfwart #nsfw
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cannot say this enough: If a woman calls out rape culture, she's being "too sensitive" or a prude or she can't take a joke. If another guy looks you in the face and tells you that you're being a fucking freak, guys actually listen, which means giving your bud a pass is the worst thing you can do.
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Dsan🔞 @dsancomics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Had a thought about how the early 2000’s had this cool vibe of the digital world and niche spaces being made. Like, new things were being made and discovered! Nowadays it feels like it’s a just the undying idea of those things from the past that won’t let go to make room for new things.
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brushingaround.bsky.social @brushingaround.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Allow your self to be seduced by the whispers of the keeper of secrets and his dark promises. #ウォーハンマー #warhammerslaanesh #warhammercommunity #miniaturepainting #paintingwarhammer #warhammerchaos #warhammeraos #warhammerkeeperofsecrets #warhammer40k
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
funeralcity
my understanding of the petplay dog clicker thing is that people seem to be utilizing classical conditioning to make their girlfriends associate having sex with having sex
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fargoth as Rumi from Kpop Demon Hunters putting mascara on his enormous eyebrows. Text says "heels, nails, ring, mascara"
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thread of characters I played in video games 1. Klepto Bismol, thief archer
Oblivion remastered elf with pink skin and purple hair in mythic dawn robes
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AnOriginalZero @anoriginalzero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(WIP) I think I’m cooking #PaintingWarhammer #Warhammer
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.
A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."
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Anna Glin @annaglin.de · 06/10/2026
have I been watching documentaries to see what mountains look like? ... maybe 👀 but so far I'm happy with how these new trail rides are turning out! #gameart
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sniffer Dog, Simon Drew. 1981.
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
two panel comic
1st panel: finger pointing at a drawing of a sexy mouse
"this is not appropriate for our audience."
2nd panel: finger tapping erratically at a drawing of a sexy mouse BUT with a Copyright RODENT LLC and a $80.99 sticker 
"THIS is approproiate for our audience (got it, idiot?)"
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Dani Yuan 🔜 LBX @dagger6.art · 03/10/2026
FurAffinity (a furry focused online art gallery) is looking for funding after refusing to comply with advertiser demands. And oh boy are some of those advertiser demands are pretty ridiculous.
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paradox @cha0sparadox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pomni..
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Hexenkraft @hexenkraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You may be an alpha male but I am a stable release candidate male, clearly we are not the same.
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Julie Dillon @juliedillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
drawin' stuff
A pencil drawing of a horned satyr in profile, grasping the foot of a figure seated above him so that the foot is cradled against his neck and chest. The rest of the figure is not shown, other than their other foot, which rests playfully on the satyr's forehead.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026
(scientist whose job it is to name newly discovered pokemon) I think I am just gonna name this one the thing it says
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Vincent // HEARTWORM 📸 THE ATTIC DOOR 🚪 @adinolfi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in case you missed it: Heartworm, the retro inspired survival horror game I spent years working on, is available now on PC, Switch 1/2, PS4/5, and Xbox One & Series S/X
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i would be the Karl Franz of crucifying Episcopalian nonentities
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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adam @kumerish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blind Alley No. 449
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Kauzigg @kauzigg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ooooo! bleh bleh! cackle! etc
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
me: hello i would like your stinkiest oderant please perfumier: please don't say it like that
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today I saw a bus full of people in identical t-shirts speeding toward me but luckily I remembered to buy—
A sign for ‘CIS INSURANCE’
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/10/2026
Doing this the week after Twitter artists just put out artwork of Wumpus in the brazen bull is funny to say the least
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ADIOS RETURNS! At the lowest price it will ever go! That's right: it costs less than the price of an Arby's Reuben sandwich! store.steampowered.com/app/1271400/... If you like the game, please leave a review? We're only a COUPLE reviews away from OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE!
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" meme
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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⛧Vikintor⛧ 🇧🇷 @vikintor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a reminder that the demo has already been updated. Game's page: store.steampowered.com/app/3860970/...
store.steampowered.com
VAL'TY on Steam
VAL'TY mixes silly humor, absurd horror and retro FPS aesthetics with a mandatory easter egg quest and creepypasta-like moments. No humans allowed! GET VAL'TED!
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Tom Vian @sfbtom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our games are in the Steam Autumn Sale, including 50% off Crow Country, and 10% off our recently released The Mermaid Mask! store.steampowered.com/developer/SF...
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 02/10/2026
When every meal is Oops! All Mushrooms and 5 Meat Stew, it kinda sucks to lose one of the precious few options. It's about time I drew Grillach 😂#bg3 #art 🍄 More Comics 🍄 Patreon 🍄 Ko-Fi 🍄
Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. The companions huddle together and observe Aldiirn cooking alone, conspiring in hushed tones amongst themselves.

Astarion asks, "Why isn't Gale cooking?"

"He has confined himself to his tent," Lae'zel answers.

"I asked Aldiirn if he would like for me to take over the meat dishes," says Wyll, "but he insisted I relax and wait for him to finish some ripplebark steaks."

"No one except those two get near the cooking fire," Shadowheart remarks.

Karlach begins, "that means...""We're having nothing but mushrooms for dinner!" everyone bemoans.

"There hasn't been a normal veggie on our plates since we entered the underdark!"

"A warrior requires meat for sustenance!""Guys!" Karlach pipes up, "I know how we can get meat back on the menu. Who here knows how to grill?"Hidden by shrubbery, Wyll happily flips some beef steaks sizzling on Karlach's fiery hot backside. Lae'zel finishes off some kebabs while Shadowheart keeps watch that Aldiirn won't find them. Astarion, while not needing to eat, always enjoys sneaking around and takes up sewing repairs into Karlach's stuffed teddy, Clive.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Y'all, it... it wasn't supposed to be a death game. Nobody told you to do *any* of that. You were supposed to go on a magical adventure and learn a lesson about setting aside your differences to overcome adversity. Where did you get the guns? HOW did you get the guns?
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Gompami @gompami.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like his vassals
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Paradox 🫀🦐 @corrodedparadox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Close enough #art
A small white cervinae standing in the middle of a rainy window. There is an outline of a bigger deer around it that looks like rain streaks on the window
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⛧Vikintor⛧ 🇧🇷 @vikintor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you petted Val'ty today? Here, take it. You can have it.
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pet val'ty
Alt: pet val'ty
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Skele₊ @skelemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 02/10/2026
you say riot are "unrealistic" with their 2XKO expectations but if i got a million people a day playing league of legends i would also assume well they'll probably play anything
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