Reposted by Lily BakerJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 28/09/2026{through heaving sobs} LETS GO LESBIANS 5662122
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it happened again. the milk is in a different place this time. 040
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026my gf is in bed next to me cackling wildly at a tiktok. she shows me. it's just a glass of milk on a beach as the tide comes in. funniest shit i ever saw. 050
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Getting the whole family together only to realised you booked tickets for the Piddington Experience and it's a recreation of a village meeting with a bunch of smug, middle class racists voting to leave the UK as a publicity stunt 1151
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Don't get confused, Piddington Bear is about a hairy gay man who's very racist and loves marmalade sandwiches 1183
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In case anyone was wondering: I will NOT be opening for Ed Sheeran 0462
Reposted by Lily BakerBex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision 201155278
Reposted by Lily BakerDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026wtf kind of pets they got in there 1804130818
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026im sure you think you're funny or whatever but could you shut tf up, im on level 24 on tetris and i need to focus 1100
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Catching up on the new season of SNW and they referenced a Division 12 which sounds a bit like my idea for a trek series 150
Reposted by Lily BakerCharles Snart (Histobat) @thehistocrat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026There is exactly one perfect type of guy and its a Redwall style mole wearing a monk robe and little tiny glasses. 153
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026nono, i got your note. just. why didn't you text me? i would have picked up more plums. i wasn't saving THOSE SPECIFIC plums. now i gotta go to the store again and. no, it's fine. it's fine. i'm fine. it's just been a long day. 08422
Reposted by Lily BakerAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/09/2026People who think Harry Potter is good writing have never read Lenin 1341350
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026idk why we continued making games after we invented tetris, we solved video games already, we can stop now 1150
Reposted by Lily BakerThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201029866
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I posted this withiut realising the version I was playing didn't have a true endless mode bc I only cleared 146 lines (rookie numbers) 140
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026rediscovered tetris. i'll see you all in 6 months. farewell. 3400
Reposted by Lily BakerFantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026y'all wanna see a juvenile cardinal bouncing on a stalk of millet 47523
Reposted by Lily BakerphantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 28/08/2026there's plenty to condemn the british empire for but they were fucking cooking when they named the main town on the most remote island on earth 'edinburgh of the seven seas' 1326
Reposted by Lily BakerRosavive @dogpile.mov · 28/08/2026This is why hot air guns look the way they do- originally ALL “hair” dryers could be used to remove SMD components, and it’s why hair was able to stand so tall and proud in the 1960’s-1970’s before we had enshitification of em. And now I need two hot air guns by two different companies. Hmph. 091
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026did you know: the "hair" dryer was originally considered multipurpose and was named the "hot air dryer" which got shortened to "H. air dryer" over time until people started assuming it was always hair dryer 5728
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026conspiracy theory: chicken nuggets were healthier when they had bits of ground up bone and liver in them 2180
Reposted by Lily BakerAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS. 566280888604
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Keep going to order takeout only to see AI generated food and be completely grossed out to the point of nausea 2250
Reposted by Lily BakerRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right 1101286166346
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026this bitch has checked the oil prices three times in the past few hours, girl get a better hobby 2230
Reposted by Lily BakerHK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 17/08/2026THE JOKER : wanna know how I got these scars? ZOHRAN MAMDANI, SPEAKING PERFECT MANDARIN: How you got your scars is a personal story, but I want to make sure that every New Yorker who has scars gets to tell their story. That’s why I’m reducing MTA fares on weekends 112498478
Reposted by Lily BakerLauren O'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026hey Bill, got your note about the plums no worries I'll hit the store on the way home 639768
Reposted by Lily BakerRansom 🐈 @ransom.cat · 16/08/2026Even if you're just a viewer and not a streamer, tell them through metrics that you reject AI: Twitch.tv > Settings > Security and Privacy > Training for Generative AI: OFF 2822841983
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i can't wait to see the back of you. no, stay here. just turn around. 0433
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026tfl: make sure you carry water with you when you're travelling! also tfl: nono, we aren't just gonna give that shit away, you gotta buy it 1100
Reposted by Lily BakerLily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026babe.......... does your therapist hate me? 4529
Reposted by Lily BakerMartin O'Leary @strangetea.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Yes, the work can pay well but it’s never guaranteed and you can get prolonged dry spells that can ruin you. There’s also a lot of hurry up and wait that goes on. Dates can change and jobs that seemed a certainty can disappear suddenly. The last three years have been disastrous. 32914
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026me: hello i would like your stinkiest oderant please perfumier: please don't say it like that 534751
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026putting on deoderant and then putting on oderant to balance it out 4582
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The current geopolitical situation is dire and so I'd like to propose a new solution: bringing sexy back (again) 1180
Reposted by Lily BakerAndrás Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"£50 doesn't even buy a meal" WHAT MEAL ARE YOU HAVING???? 5667689
Reposted by Lily Baker𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 16/07/2026just saw your girl slow blinking at a stray cat 5790134
Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026girlfriend mentioned going to ikea and now I'm bouncing around like a dog who just heard "walkies" 0600
Reposted by Lily Bakerwomen shaped like malamar @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026logging on 1543