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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 08/06/2026
Relationships between Vhaeraun and his worshippers may be a little more beligerent than most, but the big guy is always looking out for his little guys. Even if he fucks with them time to time. #bg3 #art 🍄 More Comics 🍄 Patreon 🍄 Ko-Fi 🍄
Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. Aldiirn begins his prayers away from camp, at a spot he's used before but this time, no crucible of his enemies' weapons. "Vhaeraun, masked lord of shadows, this night I deliver no offerings. Seeing as my arm is injured and cannot support the weight of a crucible. And injury that was the result of someone's reckless influence.""So thanks for that, you light-blasted arsehole," He wraps up with flipping his finger at the night.Then Aldiirn sighs, brows knotted with worry. "But, please...""...find it within your vile heart to protect Zahne under your cloak of night," Aldiirn prays on behalf of his mind-controlled friend. Even where Zahne sleeps in the heart of the Absolute's cult, Vhaeraun is able to slip in an tuck Zahne in under the stars of his cloak.
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 7h
Aldiirn’s special ability has minor consequences to his living space…
Notes of Spores cause fungus to grow plentiful around Aldiirn
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Shadia is busy with comics ATM @shadiaminart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To Dance Again Page 5! Tell me who would you dance with! #art #bg3art #bg3 #baldursgate3 #astarion #rorissa #astarissa #bg3comic #bg3astarion #wyll #wyllravengard #bg3wyll #karlach #bg3karlach #laezel #bg3laezel #shadowheart #shadowzel #gale #bg3gale #galedekarios #halsin
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 31/03/2025
Aldiirn making sure all his companions are well supplied for each adventuring day, even if it means having to use vampire feeding time to inventory all the junk he's hoarded. #bg3 #art 🍄 More Comics: bg3.mrcrowb.art ☕️ Support: ko-fi.com/mrcrowbar
Baldur's Gate 3 fancomic. Aldiirn offers a potion bottle to Astarion, saying, "We have a surplus of Elixirs of Vigilance, here, you take it!"

"Why, hoping I'll trade it in for something better at the end of the day?" Astarion responds with disdain."That would be kind of you!" Aldiirn smiles brightly, sparkling, "But don't worry if you don't find anything. It's a gift!"

Astarion takes the bottle with a sharp smile of his own. "You're too generous, sweetling.""Not my first pick but it will be useful," Astarion ponders to himself while looking the elixir over, "Just how does he always know what to give?"Cut to feeding time in Astarion's tent, Astarion's face is in Aldiirn's neck while Aldiirn counts all the junk hoarded around them. "Plenty of arrows, 3 lightning 7 thunder 2 fire... oils, 5 basic 1 wym 6 drow 2 diminuation 1 sharpness -- no, 3 sharpess... elixirs..."
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Sailing Kobold 🦎 Askilian @sailingkobold.bsky.social · 15h
Quote with a kiss - Their last dawn together, before defeating the elder brain. Tav felt guilty, but Astarion didn't mind. He just wanted Tav to tell him again what he sees... This pic + lil bit of fic accompanying it is in the winter edition of the @bg3yearbook.bsky.social zine
Tav, a red tiefling with one horn gilded halfway through, is smooching Astarion in front of the early morning sky
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 13h
New comic up early for patrons! Cutie courier menaces public figures in small town
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still, it's extremely difficult to predict how tech will interact with arts businesses Take US novel sales, which had been declining for decades up to 2020. Would anyone have anticipated that short-form video apps like TikTok would reverse this trend and send book sales soaring?
a graph of recreational book sales
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 28/09/2026
Doing some lovely mushroom foraging in the Underda-- errrr, Aldiirn's tent. Buddy, you live like this??? #bg3 #art 🍄 More Comics 🍄 Patreon 🍄 Ko-Fi 🍄
Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. Aldiirn whistles as he squeezes his way through a thick forest of giant mushrooms, intent on foraging for dinner.He happily plucks some glowcaps and browncaps, it's no problem pulling away from the sticky stringspore that tries to pull him inNor is it a problem to collect some torchstalk spores for seasoning, especially not for someone who was blessed with the ability to not trigger the explosive fungi, and who definitely isn't about to get jumped by a baby hook horror...Cough, cough! Aldiirn stumbles out of his tent, forage in one hand, hook horror in the other, and smoke streaming out behind him. His tent is so utterly overgrown with fungi that it's less a shelter and more a portable pocket of Underdark!
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 28/09/2026
Doing some lovely mushroom foraging in the Underda-- errrr, Aldiirn's tent. Buddy, you live like this??? #bg3 #art 🍄 More Comics 🍄 Patreon 🍄 Ko-Fi 🍄
Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. Aldiirn whistles as he squeezes his way through a thick forest of giant mushrooms, intent on foraging for dinner.He happily plucks some glowcaps and browncaps, it's no problem pulling away from the sticky stringspore that tries to pull him inNor is it a problem to collect some torchstalk spores for seasoning, especially not for someone who was blessed with the ability to not trigger the explosive fungi, and who definitely isn't about to get jumped by a baby hook horror...Cough, cough! Aldiirn stumbles out of his tent, forage in one hand, hook horror in the other, and smoke streaming out behind him. His tent is so utterly overgrown with fungi that it's less a shelter and more a portable pocket of Underdark!
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Fiction Factory Games @fictionfactorygames.com · 28/09/2026
Meet Detective Inque Wells, your literature teacher. Two fists of cold justice, half a bottle of bathtub moonshine, and They/Them pronouns. Respect 'em or yours become Was/Were. The Edutainment Vortex Diner releases Dec 7 for free on PC. store.steampowered.com/app/4993020/...
Picture of an individual in a trenchcoat and hat, sitting in a diner decorated like a film noir detective's office. Text reads: My name, at least as I'd like to remember it, was Detective Inque Wells. An oozing, stained name for an oozing, stained soul.
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 28/09/2026
I ended up loving working in this palette, it felt garish at first but after finding other artist examples I was really inspired! I love the dithering of white to cyan to magenta.
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Fiction Factory Games @fictionfactorygames.com · 14/09/2026
Omegus Septum, honored Knowledge-Aspect of the Ixian Empire, is here to teach you the terrible wonders of SCIENCE! And how to kneel to an authoritarian empire. Learn science and/or be destroyed. The Edutainment Vortex Diner launches Dec 7th for free on PC. store.steampowered.com/app/4993020/...
A techno space warlord with a holy book preaches in a diner. "Hear me now, Cadet-Aspirant! know that it is the year 400,000 of the Greater ixian Empire. four hundred millenia of glory!"
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Tricksy Wizard @tricksywizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are so many environmental, economic, and social reasons why a mass high speed rail construction movement would be an indisputable good for the world. But a small, personal benefit would be that I'd get to ride a choo choo train every day. I think that would help me keep a lot in perspective.
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Lu @dottea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🌿LIMITED COMM BATCH🌿 Got hit with a huge bill and I'm struggling to make ends meet until I am paid on the 1st, so while I wrap up my current queue I am opening a couple of slots for these Tiny Portraits! $25 for these lil cuties ($45 for a couple) #comms #artsky
Small portrait in a simplified style of a green tiefling flipping off the viewerSmall portrait in a simplified style of a half-elven character with blonde and brown hair, smiling with little hearts in their eyesSmall portrait in a simplified style of an elven looking character with blue hair and green eyes, there are little sparkles in his eyesSmall portrait in a simplified style of a fae character with big, sun themed earrings, he is resting his chin on the back of his hand
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solient @solient.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ayyyyy! Rookie has updated! Check it out! 🔌🔌🔌
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 27/09/2026
New comic up early for patrons, first of four I finished while away last week. Clive has gotten some upgrades to go along with Karlach's!
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TC @tcustodis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Game night
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☠️Phantom☠️ @phantominks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🐍 THE LAIR OF SCYLLA🐍 #epicthemusical #fanart #epicthemusicalfanart #stickers #scylla #digitalart
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BitterOath @bitteroath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wonder what this is about... Tapas: tapas.io/series/Princeling Website: princelingcomic.com --- #webcomiccomicskyfantasy
A pale woman with dark brown hair smiles incredulously while looking down at something offscreen. Text reads Chapter Four Page Four, Princeling.
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 27/09/2026
Wow I did not expect that to take off! I had a lovely week in the woods and made a couple friends.
A wide eyed cat amongst rock and fernsA chipmunk stuffing his little cheeks with peanuts
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 20/09/2026
How your message finds me
A babbling creek lit by sunlight peeking through the lush trees
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 18/09/2026
only one is a meme but the other feels like it should be one too #tavqotd
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Shadia is busy with comics ATM @shadiaminart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To Dance Again Page 3! A little WylLach for y'all! #art #bg3art #bg3 #baldursgate3 #astarion #rorissa #astarissa #bg3comic #bg3astarion #wyll #wyllravengard #bg3wyll #karlach #bg3karlach
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Shadia is busy with comics ATM @shadiaminart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
To Dance Again Cover + Page 1! If you want to read a week ahead consider supporting me on Patreon for only $3! www.patreon.com/cw/shadiamin... #art #bg3art #bg3 #baldursgate3 #astarion #rorissa #astarissa #bg3comic #bg3astarion
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T.Risenfield @halfatav.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🔞Ch.7 Images for 💓YSS 💓 We have a flashback to the twins POV the night before Tav left, Lae'zel & Astarion have a moment, Karlach enjoys a fire-retardant cuddle, and Astarion kisses Tav (now with more blood!) #tavrisenfield #summersuntwins #lae'zel #astarion #karlach #bg3tav #bg3fanfic #YSSFanfic
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 18/09/2026
Aldiirn turns into the freaking Shamwow guy when he flirts, upselling the other person more than the gifts haha. He doesn't like flirting openly or public displays so it's usually in some cheeky manner he could deny if needed. #tavqotd
Aldiirn doesn't miss a beat insisting the cheese was worthwhile. “You saw that the camp was missing certain supplies and went out of your way to fill that gap. Restocking our cheese meant a lot to me personally since my food options are more limited that most. It's fine if it was a one-off, but so long as you contribute you'll get something equitable in return.”

Astarion wishes Aldiirn was still just upselling him, but that smile is dreadfully honest.

Aldiirn gestures back to the pack. “These consumables haven't seen much use, but as our ranged specialist I think you'll be able to make the most of them. Try the Oil of Diminuation with one of your Arrows of Many Targets!”

“I see…!” Astarion holds the oil up, now piecing together its full potential. “And I was ready to write it off as a cheap trick.”

“Oh!” Aldiirn acts like he suddenly remembers something, “I have a special introductory bonus, something from me to you…”

Astarion swears he caught Aldiirn blush for a moment.

Aldiirn presents a new item, “A high quality sewing kit from the finest textile drow merchant clan!” He opens the spider-web shaped clamshell, revealing ornate metal tools and spools of thread held by strings of the web embroidery. “These tools are guaranteed to feel weightless in the skilled hands of an experienced tailor such as yourself, and remain forever as sharp as your fangs.”

Astarion barely has time to absorb the delicate detailing before Aldiirn is bringing out another item.

“And to go with it–”“A spool of spidersilk thread that can invisibly mend any textile stronger than it was before!” Aldiirn holds the greyish, translucent spool in one hand while plucking the end away with the other, unspooling a little, and casting Dancing Lights in a practiced motion. The near-invisible thread lights up, all the way back to the entire spool! “Or pair with a light to dazzle and delight! I'm sure someone with your fine eye for embellishment can find some clever uses.”

Astarion takes the rewound spool. Oh yes, he can already think of the possibilities. He shoots Aldiirn a wry grin, “These are very fine materials indeed… and fine praise. While I'm not above soaking it up, I can't shake the feeling I'm being upsold to.”

“You got me!” Aldiirn folds with the cutest little laugh.

But then all the fun and smiles of the sales pitch are quickly replaced with complete seriousness. Aldiirn continues, “I want to stress everything is yours to keep and so with as you will, no matter how you respond. I have a plan that may strike a sensitive chord for you. I'd like your input before proceeding.”

The change in mood is unnerving, but at least the language will be plain. “Well then. Let's hear how bad it is.”
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✨ Star @ LBX ✨ @thestarfishface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#LightboxExpo schedule is out! I'll be presenting my Webcomics 101 panel on Friday afternoon- come join for informative funtimes and much webcomic-related yelling ✨
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AdorkaStock @adorkastock.com · 17/09/2026
TY customer for an order of Babygirl pack today! Bean is such a cutie 🥰 Get yours: ko-fi.com/s/85755b291d $5+
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Rob Jones - Letterer/Writer/WOTW: Thunder Child out NOW!!! @robjoneswrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
From @comicstitan.bsky.social , written by @matthew-hardy.bsky.social & myself, with art by @countpagan.bsky.social & colors by @simongough2099.bsky.social pick up WAR OF THE WORLDS: THUNDER CHILD where all good books are sold! #waroftheworlds #hgwells #comicbooks #comicart #scifiart
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 17/09/2026
My brother putting out character requirements for a TTRPG short. He’s great.
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Fernando Salvaterra @salvaterra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did you know that my Patreon is also a shop? You can buy pretty much every post without ever subscribing. Here are some 20%OFF codes, expiring at the end of the month: 📜 All shop products: FD248 📜 First month sub: 4F4ED 🔗 www.patreon.com/tomeofsalvat... #bsnm #ttrpg #stockart
The tier's banner form my patreon with drawings of maps, journals and travel gear.
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Fernando Salvaterra @salvaterra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All my stuff at the other shops is on sale too! 10 to 20%OFF: 🧭 www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher... 🧭 itch.io/s/200692/get... #sale #stockart #ttrpg #indierpg #cartography #bsnm
several items as stock art: books, chests, idols, mapscrystal illustrations as stock art, colourful and varied.several black and white monster drawings as stock artcover for a stock art map product featuring the modular notice board stock art
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 15/09/2026
"cats are picky and you have to introduce them to new food gradually" my cats: stick their whole heads in the bucket of a new kibble brand i don't think i'm gonna have any trouble with this
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 14/09/2026
New order requirement: Find an engine fix without bothering the client about it. #art #bg3 Beggar's Brew is a group of artificers belonging to @mothdoesthings.bsky.social ! Aldiirn has made deliveries to their tav, Wren, who always calls for the cutest courier 💖 🍄 More Comics 🍄 Patreon 🍄 Ko-Fi 🍄
Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. "Dammon is good, no doubt, but he's still only one blacksmith working with improvised tools," Aldiirn plans while flipping through his extensively tabbed log book. "I know some metallurgists experienced with infernal materials, I'll reach out to see if they have any insight on your engine. It will take time to hear back from the Northdark, you might need to return to Avernus te--"

"No." Karlach cuts Aldiirn off with one heavy syllable. "Not happening. I'm never going back."Aldiirn's bright customer service smile is replaced with a cautious look upwards at his much larger companion. "It wouldn't be for long, only to buy time to find a permanent fix to your engine."

"Zariel will be on my ass as soon as I step one foot into Avernus!" Karlach's face twist in as much rage as fear. "I won't be looking over my shoulder every day not knowing if I get to go home the next!"

Aldiirn pipes up, "There are ways to avoid detection, the alternative is--"Karlach cuts Aldiirn off again before he can say the damning word, but this time reaching out with softness. "I get it, Porter, you don't want to lose anyone else. But let me enjoy this, I can hold people again, thanks to you! Maybe I can even knock some sense into that feisty little friend of yours. Sound good?"

"...Sounds good," he answers after a moment.Karlach walks away, leaving Aldiirn to ponder with his log book. She hasn't explicitly cancelled the order to fix her engine, just added a new condition...

"Contact Beggar's Brew for smiths and artificers in Baldur's Gate," Aldiirn scrawls into his log, if he can find a fix in time without bothering Karlach about it, maybe she can be saved after all.
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skrank @skrank.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kira's Kubrick stare VS Jadzia's Dreamworks eyebrows:
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 15/09/2026
Finished season 1 of Silo, great series, I love how lived in and community driven the Silo is for being so far post-apoc. IMO episode 1 was the weakest, as I was watching it I was like can we have less conspiracy and more porters haha. I was just fascinated and wanted to learn about the world!
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 14/09/2026
New order requirement: Find an engine fix without bothering the client about it. #art #bg3 Beggar's Brew is a group of artificers belonging to @mothdoesthings.bsky.social ! Aldiirn has made deliveries to their tav, Wren, who always calls for the cutest courier 💖 🍄 More Comics 🍄 Patreon 🍄 Ko-Fi 🍄
Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. "Dammon is good, no doubt, but he's still only one blacksmith working with improvised tools," Aldiirn plans while flipping through his extensively tabbed log book. "I know some metallurgists experienced with infernal materials, I'll reach out to see if they have any insight on your engine. It will take time to hear back from the Northdark, you might need to return to Avernus te--"

"No." Karlach cuts Aldiirn off with one heavy syllable. "Not happening. I'm never going back."Aldiirn's bright customer service smile is replaced with a cautious look upwards at his much larger companion. "It wouldn't be for long, only to buy time to find a permanent fix to your engine."

"Zariel will be on my ass as soon as I step one foot into Avernus!" Karlach's face twist in as much rage as fear. "I won't be looking over my shoulder every day not knowing if I get to go home the next!"

Aldiirn pipes up, "There are ways to avoid detection, the alternative is--"Karlach cuts Aldiirn off again before he can say the damning word, but this time reaching out with softness. "I get it, Porter, you don't want to lose anyone else. But let me enjoy this, I can hold people again, thanks to you! Maybe I can even knock some sense into that feisty little friend of yours. Sound good?"

"...Sounds good," he answers after a moment.Karlach walks away, leaving Aldiirn to ponder with his log book. She hasn't explicitly cancelled the order to fix her engine, just added a new condition...

"Contact Beggar's Brew for smiths and artificers in Baldur's Gate," Aldiirn scrawls into his log, if he can find a fix in time without bothering Karlach about it, maybe she can be saved after all.
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 14/09/2026
I choose Acolyte as Aldiirn's background without much thought... I think Guild Artisan suits him better now but I've stuck with Acolyte through his reverence of Vhaeraun. Maybe it helps that Vhaeraun doesn't have a typical church or followers haha. #tavqotd
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 13/09/2026
so close to the act 2 romance scene comics... and by close i mean, maybe by the end of the year 😔
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Avelyn ⭐ is on Patreon ⭐ @cosmicavelyn.art · 13/09/2026
Hey you! Do you like making art? Do you miss cool gallery sites like pre-AI-takeover DeviantART? You should join Sheezy! We have artists of all skill levels, fun monthly challenges, SUPER customizeable profile pages, and this cute little guy!! Come on over! sheezy.art
Waist-up digital drawing of my persona Avelyn holding up Sheemz: a grey-blue jackalope wearing an apron covered in paint splatters and a drawing glove on each hand.
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 16/10/2025
Shadowheart sure is adorkable for being an aspiring Dark Justiciar and Shar's favourite princess. This has to be one of my favourite interactions with her, it's just so silly. #art #bg3 🍄 More Comics: bg3.mrcrowb.art ☕️ Support: ko-fi.com/mrcrowbar
Baldur's Gate 3 fancomic. Aldiirn presents a flower to Shadowheart. "I found something you might like! I believe you said night orchids are your favourite flower?"Shadowheart's awe turns to shock with a gasp, "You didn't pick that with your bare hands, did you!? Night orchids are deadly poisonous!""...Gotcha?" she adds sheepishly with a pair of finger guns.

"No," Aldiirn chortles anyway, "but it's funny that you tried!"
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Tricksy Wizard @tricksywizard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rent's due in 2 days. If anyone's looking to #commission some work, it'd mean the world to us, and we can guarantee quick turnaround!! Shares/boosts are also hugely appreciated!
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 12/09/2026
guys I got a apple bacon smoked cheddar grilled cheese and it was soooooo goooooood
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 25/07/2024
Whenever I'm faced with a steep drop, I never think to use Feather Fall, or Fly, or any means of teleporting -- no, I always default to "Astarion is resistant to fall damage" and let him suffer. #bg3 #art more comics! bg3.mrcrowb.art
Baldur's Gate 3 comic. A party of adventurers investigates the derelict Rosymorn Monastery and peer over the edge of a collapsed roof into the dark room below.

Aldiirn says, "Looks like that's the area beyond the front door. There must be a way to unlock it from the unside, if we could get to it..."

Wyll muses, "Question is how, that is quite the difficult drop!"Astarion, the vampire spawn, confidently struts over to the hole, one foot poised over the edge. "A climb like this is hardly a trifle for someone such as myself. I assumed a reknown monster hunter would know--""--even a vampire spawn can walk on walls and -" Astarion's words are cut off as he plummets down.Astarion on all fours on the ground, gritting his teeth through pain and humiliation. The others are seen through the hole above, scattering to find another way to get to Astarion, except...

Wyll takes the moment to sass the fallen vampire, "So vampire spawn always land on all fours, like a cat! Thank you Astarion, I'll add that to my monster manual!"

Astarion mutters, "I'll give you more to add as soon as my tadpole lets me regenerate the cartilage in my godsdamned knees..."
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The Nefarious Cuttlefish @bigmfrat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
- do what you think is fun - you dont need everything planned out with lore and diagrams - your oc doesnt need to have your ideals or be like you in any way - steal shit from your favorite shows and games (not from other people's ocs tho) - Make that marry sue - Do it badly but do it proud
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Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A carousel of some of the fattest bears at Brooks River for your viewing pleasure! IDs in alt text. #katmai #FatBearWeek
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Flan 💖💜💙 @sharkflan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 09/09/2026
Aldiirn really is too cute for his own good, who wouldn't wanna pinch those cheeks and mush his face around??? #bg3 #art Another comic revamp, this time with completely new art and rewritten to fit in with an in-game conversation! 🍄 More Comics 🍄 Patreon 🍄 Ko-Fi 🍄
Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. "So, what will you do now that your engine is cooled?" Aldiirn asks as he and Karlach step out of Dammon's workshop.

"Touch EVERYTHING!" Karlach shouts with jubilation. "Gods! I can't believe it finally happened! I can pet puppies and owlbeards, arm wrestle with Lae, I should'a made a list!"Aldiirn jumps at the mention of a list and whips out his logbook. "Never too late to start a to-do list! What's item one?"

"Check it off, it's right in front of me!" Karlach takes a step towards Aldiirn, towering over him."Miss Karlach??" Aldiirn chokes out, fighting the urge to run

"Something I've been dying to do since we met--" her smile looms closer, clawed hands closing in..."Chubby cheeks! They're so cute and pinchable!" Karlach screams while pinching Aldiirn's soft li'l face and mushing his cheeks around. At least Aldiirn will live through this.
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 09/09/2026
i switched to playing chanel partway through this campaign and like, she's a grifter in part, i made the decision to not grift from the other players out of courtesy. and immediately one of them handed over 100 platinum for a cologne to impress his wife
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