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Andrew Longhurst 🇨🇦 🍉 @alonghurst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Public payments to for-profit facilities have increased faster than public hospital funding Post-Bill 60, public payments to: for-profit surgical facilities increased at an average annual growth rate of 22.8% medical imaging facilities at 10.7% Public hospital funding only grew at 4.9% #onpoli
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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molly @bearzerky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Game of the year #fefw
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 27/09/2026
vibes were off in San Francisco today #coolpicturesbynicky
black-and-white photo; a poster on a utuility pole for some fuckass AI startup that says "Claude can work 24/7, You can't". in the background is a cyclist and an e-cyclistblack-and-white photo; a person making a pained expression as a temporary smokestack of some kind billows steam out from the street. it has various bits of graffiti including the phrase "MAYOR LURIE HATES POOR PEOPLE"
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
carly rae dracula
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justice for Susan Skeleton
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 24/09/2026
you're being sold the most stupid attempt to evade corporate responsibility we have ever seen
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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
driving is a roadlite
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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go lurk @golurk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ok i need to get these moving, adjusted some stuff! 5 slots! ko-fi.com/c/00a68fc060
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THE EQUINOX IS ON FOLKS…. HAPPY PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 UNTO US ALL!!!! VOTING WILL OPEN IN A FEW HOURS IM GONNA LET YALL MARINATE ON THIS FOR A BIT BIG VERSION—> drive.google.com/file/d/1TXKc...
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
APOLOGIES FOR THE LOW RES IDK WHY IT UPLOADED IN SUCH DOOKIE ASS QUALITY. I KNOW I POSTED A DRIVE LINK BUT FWIW MAYBE THIS WILL BE BETTER. OTHERWISE I DID WHAT I COULD
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Smiling politely @fangly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
before we go to sleep can I do this to you
small kiss on top of head
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Looking at Elizabeth Holmes normally is a lot like how it feels to look at any other human being on a macro dose of hallucinogens
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Canonical t4t couple
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CarsonDrewIt @carson-drew-it.com · 20/09/2026
Quote with your bird art 🪶 🗡️
A digital sketch of a large birdlike creature with a bloom of human fingers erupting from its eye sockets. It has two pairs of human arms, which hold and rest upon a sword.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been going to the gym lately and I am sad to report that I do feel happier, less sore, and hotter for it
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 19/09/2026
Hauve Covid etc…
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 17/09/2026
Flock was founded in 2017. If they’re still installing cameras with this firmware, this implies they have *never* conducted a security update.
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 y/o me would be so happy to hear that their hardline "of course I'd be happy to have tits, what man doesn't love tits?" stance is still going strong
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 16/09/2026
Of course what makes all of this doubly confusing is that Macklemore was specifically mocked in the movie POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING for his cringey self congratulatory homophobia by none other than P!NK
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Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016) - Equal Rights (Not Gay) Feat. Pink.
YouTube video by Binge Society
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran trying to thread the “I’m not taking any sides in Gaza” needle is like 100x funnier with the revelation that every other non-Macklemore artist affiliated with the tour was apparently Irish.
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I have no statement on Gaza” says man driving Gaza-solidarity powered car.
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Spooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
no matter what social media you're on you gotta follow a couple perverts. They know about stuff you don't.
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got another pair of yellow pants that I can only describe as "DIO-esque"
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 13/09/2026
I don’t know why people are Frequently Asking why I was in the Epstein files, I just refer em to the website
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Pirate Princess Jess (She/Her) @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Milk Cyclops
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squidpizza @squidpizza.art · 10/09/2026
i bet it feels good as fuck to be a bulky bug type and use rage powder and have all those big strong vgc dragons and beasts beat the shit out of you. i bet that feels awesome. 99% accurate sleep powder btw. bulkier than some fully evolved pokemon while using eviolite btw.
my fursona, sorbet, as a shiny venonat
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Courtney Howard @lulamaybelle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Apple unveiled a foldable iPhone. But all the girlies really want is the clamshell reader from IT FOLLOWS.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A picture of Doctor Doom captioned “Doom did invent the FPS no matter what that fool Richards claims”
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me in bed so sleepy: Man I'm sweating like a damn. George Washington My brain: ?? Thats not correct. Me: Oh right what's his name then My brain: John Character. Me: Sure man
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 04/09/2026
It takes you 20 paragraphs to get to the part of the article where they admit that Mamdani isn't paying the influencers and the reason they are posting videos of the stuff Mamdani is doing is because people are interested in watching it.
The mayor’s office says that it does not pay the influencers. Still, their proximity and access to a figure as popular as Mr. Mamdani can help increase their own social media following and, by extension, potentially put them in a position to attract paid content sponsorships from commercial brands. Some influencers said that when they feature Mr. Mamdani, the videos get more likes and viewers watch longer.
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love going to the mall, I just saw a guy in a Black Lantern shirt with his nephew on a leash.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2026
This is the energy I need Democrats to express
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Dan
@dankgdl

Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts

8:20 PM • 10 Sep 17
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Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Final Fantasy VI @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Negative Buddha: get attached to everything. Develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
can we bring back lobotomies if we promise to only use them on people who draw fat characters with thigh gaps
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renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 30/08/2026
found something great on reddit, which is such a rare happenstance that i felt i should post it
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merritt @merrittk.com · 29/08/2026
i hate this guy so fucking much www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
cbc.ca
Carney government asks court to strike down climate litigation | CBC News
The federal government is asking a court to toss out a high-profile environmental lawsuit, arguing it has no business directing Canada's climate policy.
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˖⁺ ☁⋆ ୭ 🕊.⋆。⋆༶⋆˙⊹ @winter.etheirys.social · 29/08/2026
made this the other night
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