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Kevin Moorebidity @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.
TinTin discovers Edward Said.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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Catalina [comics reading roundabout] @fairywarriorcat.bsky.social · 23h
remember smackjeeves
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@janos.bsky.social i had a dream you & caroline moved in w my parents & you both slept like 23hrs/day & whenever you woke up youd hide little envelope gifts around the house & i was like this is delightful but i sure would like to take them to coffee place & my mom went “well this is german married”
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN AND THEY HAVE SAID “I DO NOT WISH TO BE PUT ON A WATCHLIST AT THIS TIME.” PGOT NAYSH’S 2026 NAME OF THE FALL IS: GIRLIE SLAY!!! CONGRATS TO MR. SLAY FOR VANQUISHING ALL HIS OPPOSITION MOST GIRLIE-LY. SEE YOU DECEMBER 21 FOR NAME OF THE WINTER & ALSO JUST THE NEXT TIME I POST
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bad
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EKK0💽 @ekk0.digital · 15/01/2026
damn, life so long fuck it, i wanna go to jail
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i need to speak a truth that might be hard for some people to hear. family guy does have some funny moments
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MY APOLOGIES FOR NOT GETTING THIS OUT YESTERDAY MY LIFE WAS QUITE BAD. BUT WITHOUT FURTHER ADUDU I BRING YOU: PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026: THE FINAL VOTE!!! GO HERE FOR DEMOCRACY: docs.google.com/forms/d/1One...
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
everything needs to start being way nicer to me real quick
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fucking unbelievable
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nem ♡ @neombers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shine brightly with your golden core Wei Ying! ☀️ #魔道祖师 #MDZS
WWX smiling and flying with Suibian with his newly formed golden core. The atmosphere is warm. WWX’s silhouette, mostly his stomach where his dantian rests, is backlit by the bright sun.
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OOPS I ALMOST FORGOT IM GONNA BE SO REAL BUT I GOT IT IN!! ITS TIME FOR PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 SEMIFINALS!!!!! FUNNIE PIX TOMORROW IN FINALS!! GO HERE TO VOTE!!—> forms.gle/wDxoeo6mYvSm... BIG PIC—> drive.google.com/file/d/1svg3...
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
which dumbfuck out-of-place bard character should i make next: midwest emo or mathcore guitarist who kills you in the pit
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
his name is Name Pending
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
spent the entire drive home making myself emotional about the dynamics between filth & the rest of the bb6 again whats up
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just almost googled “is skateboarding strength or dex based”
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PLEASE tell me we’re fucking with my fresno nightcrawler adult & baby!!!
a fresno nightcrawler made out of white polymer clay. it is sitting on a piece of purpke paper on my desk. it has toothpicks sticking out of the bottoms of its feet for stability reasons don’t worry about ita smaller fresno nightcrawler made out of polymer clay. it is standing up on its own and smiling baby-ly about it
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ITS TIME FOR PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 REGIONALS!!!! WHICH MEANS ITS TIME 4 FUNFACTS!!!! & A COUPLE OF THESE KNOCKED ME ON MY ASS SO "YOUR WELCOME" VOTE HERE->https://forms.gle/HsvBWgRavLCWvmWF6 BIG PIC HERE->https://drive.google.com/file/d/1W_H_aSkZ2_dPLmzh3SjxfKH4z5Cf1ws8/view?usp=sharing
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
are we fucking with my bigfoot book nook
a forest book nook on a bookshelf ft a polymer clay sculpture of a sasquatch
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ROUND 3 OF PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 IS OPEN FOR VOTING!!!! GO HERE TO VOTE!!-->https://forms.gle/mjdZu1sRXvH8VDji8 GO HERE FOR LARGE IMAGE-->https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dejpTXC1O1WnjQONTDMtauMOdAEnlr_z/view?usp=sharing
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ROUND 3 OF PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 IS OPEN FOR VOTING!!!! GO HERE TO VOTE!!-->https://forms.gle/mjdZu1sRXvH8VDji8 GO HERE FOR LARGE IMAGE-->https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dejpTXC1O1WnjQONTDMtauMOdAEnlr_z/view?usp=sharing
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yesterday i heard a 24yo unironically refer to them as her “doggos”
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i just saw pre-decorated pumpkins for sale at the kroger and it made me so mad i said “shut the fuck up” out loud. im alone
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just realized its only a week until new vengies and i still havent figured out how im gonna be able to watch it without giving money to various mice, ducks, princesses, etc
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NOW THAT IM AWAKE!! ITS TIME FOR ROUND 2 OF THE PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 VOTES!! GO HERE TO VOTE—> docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... GO HERE FOR BIG IMAGE—> drive.google.com/file/d/1WBl6...
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NAME OF THE FALL ROUND 2 WILL OPEN UP TOMORROW. “I SEEPY”
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@stypulkoski.bsky.social fuck yes now we have a non-foia-able way to talk about wanting to die at the function tomorrow
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
im supposed to get a professional headshot taken tomorrow. whats the appropriate amount of cunt to serve
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Extra Haunted Doll, Dana Lexa @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IT’S OFFICIAL: PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 HAS OPENED FOR ITS FIRST ROUND OF VOTING!! GO HERE, TO “SPEAK YOU’RE TRUTH”—> docs.google.com/forms/d/1-xM... BRACKET IMAGE IS MY LAST POST BEFORE THIS YOU CAN PULL UP THE HYPERLINK
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THE EQUINOX IS ON FOLKS…. HAPPY PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 UNTO US ALL!!!! VOTING WILL OPEN IN A FEW HOURS IM GONNA LET YALL MARINATE ON THIS FOR A BIT BIG VERSION—> drive.google.com/file/d/1TXKc...
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IT’S OFFICIAL: PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 HAS OPENED FOR ITS FIRST ROUND OF VOTING!! GO HERE, TO “SPEAK YOU’RE TRUTH”—> docs.google.com/forms/d/1-xM... BRACKET IMAGE IS MY LAST POST BEFORE THIS YOU CAN PULL UP THE HYPERLINK
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THE EQUINOX IS ON FOLKS…. HAPPY PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 UNTO US ALL!!!! VOTING WILL OPEN IN A FEW HOURS IM GONNA LET YALL MARINATE ON THIS FOR A BIT BIG VERSION—> drive.google.com/file/d/1TXKc...
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NAME BRACKET IMMINENT
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 21/09/2026
It's official: Starbucks is gutting DEI policies company-wide to curry favor with Florida politicians as our union's call for a boycott grows. Vote with your dollar. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.
Fox News headline: Starbucks agrees to DEI overhaul after blockbuster Florida legal showdown. The coffee giant will pay $1M and submit annual compliance certifications for four years under the agreement
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Ripley🪽 @skullingway.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
backrooms x nge #art
Drawing of Clark backrooms in the Shinji chair. Above him are three panels of a couch progressively becoming misremembered like in the movie, surrounded in blue tape. The final panel is in a window, which connects to the walls. There’s eyes in blue ink and low resolution b&w drawings. The very bottom is a snapshot of a blue, cloudy sky, with some distortion, a border of blue tape. Inside is a seagull with blue, distorted line art and a white color layer offset just a bit.
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He Hate Me is, thematically, a tiefling name
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it is Piss Me Off Monday for sure
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Doe @doekis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
buneary varients! <3 which one would you pick?
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
2 slots still open!!
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dude, have you tried Social Media yet?
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positive stress @posistress.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'M READING THE DAMN MRBEAST BOOK noisespace.xyz/2026/09/18/c...
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Chapter 0 - The Letter
MrBeast wrote a book? Sounds funny, so let's read it! In this episode, I read the letter written it in fiction by MrBeast, and possibly also in real life by MrBeast. Yes, MrBeast is a character in his...
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KattoRedato 🎈 @kattoredato.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pool Toy Bunny,,, She giggly,,,, So excited!!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 19/09/2026
Stoned and in bed trying to sleep but when I close my eyes I see an imaginary 80s glam rock band singing a song called “TEENAGE WOMAN”
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
opening up 3 slots (4 total, 1 is already taken)!! im trying to get some money pretty quick if nobody minds so i’ll take plenty
YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS

ROY FUCKWARLOCK IS TAKING COMMISSIONS

WILLS/WON'TS:

i will draw:
-OCS, rpg characters, fursonas, etc.
-pokemon & small animals
-rol120/ttrpg tokens

i might draw (please ask!):
-fanart incl. ship art
-graphic design, e.g. flyers, tags, logos
-nsfw art

i won't draw:
-robots/mechs
-heavy armor
-large animals e.g. horses, dragons
-anything w/o at least a written description for reference

PRICING & PAYMENT
-for roll20 tokens:
-$35 per token

for anything else:
-$25 per hour rounded to the nearest 5-minute increment
-time and progress will be tracked via clockify
-i will invoice you via paypal or cash.me
-contact me via bsky DM or discord DM only “please and thanky"some of my full-body artwork incl a cool gijinka alolan marowak playing the guitar and an androgynous half-elfmore of my art but this time its a bust of a long-haired chinese-american teenage boy smoking a cigarette, a waist-up portrait of an older aasimar man with glowing eyes wearing a darkness robe and looking like the thinking emoji while holding a corndog, and a flyer advertising a mid-2000s summer camp themed comedy show3 dnd tokens, a lisa frank style mega lopunny, a logo of a bunny rabbit that says WASHINGTON PALOMINOS, and a big group picture of the bb6
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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