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Rillie Sniffin

@turboqueer.bsky.social
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its me fallon...! 31 / they/them / huge and gay wife guy...what else is there to say

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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You guys the cucumber I just pulled out of my garden is nearly beyond belief
Me holding a cucumber in my left hand. Its 27cm long (i measured) and my hand can barely reach around half of it. You literally can see my thumb on the side and just the tips of 3 of my fingers. This is the biggest fucking cucumber I have ever seen in my life and I GREW IT????Another shot of my gigantic porno cucumber, sitting on a countertop right next to my own forearm for scale. It is a little bit longer than said forearm and about as thick, and I am not a small person
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Ripley🪽 @skullingway.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
backrooms x nge #art
Drawing of Clark backrooms in the Shinji chair. Above him are three panels of a couch progressively becoming misremembered like in the movie, surrounded in blue tape. The final panel is in a window, which connects to the walls. There’s eyes in blue ink and low resolution b&w drawings. The very bottom is a snapshot of a blue, cloudy sky, with some distortion, a border of blue tape. Inside is a seagull with blue, distorted line art and a white color layer offset just a bit.
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Omg Grace Reiter on SNL...this is such a huge moment for the big areola community
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Im shifting into guinea pig mode
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One #certifiedtinithing i have noticed is that shes obsessed with socks. They are genuinely her favorite toy. The kids will play with anything these days
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Every time I get the chub rub real bad I get so fucking dramatic. Waddling around like the next day like Why have I chosen this path? Do I believe my suffering to be deserved? Divine?
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Accidentally cooked my steak blue rare because its been like ?? 8 or 9 years since I regularly cooked steaks... struggled thru a few bites and brother I think the individuals who enjoy their steak like this are truly sick, twisted, disgusting perverts (unfortunately not positive) (sensory nightmare)
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It pisses me off how clean I can get a kitchen like they dont need to be like that. Do you feel me. Like its excessive. Just wipe the crumbs off the counters, clean the microwave and the range, vacuum mop and go. And im getting in there with the grout brush and the scraper like im still on the clock
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me in bed so sleepy: Man I'm sweating like a damn. George Washington My brain: ?? Thats not correct. Me: Oh right what's his name then My brain: John Character. Me: Sure man
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Getting spoiled about a GOT/GOT-adjacent character dying is like being spoiled about dessert being yummy...like I know...thats part of why im here
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Huge brain idea what if i cosplayed as Falin for neko...falception...
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Every aspect of Ghost is awesome except for the frontman, who sounds like an accountant somehow got a make-a-wish granted to be in an epic metal band
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think people who make being petty the main aspect of their personality are in reality just kind of mean
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Has katseye released a good song yet
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Blind boxes are no gamble for me baby #neverpunished
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today's reason why american evangelism is a mistake: saw a jock-style, frat boy-type full adult white boy exclaiming "oh my days, oh my days, oh my days" in a video. Like you sound like a fucking southern debutante.. just take the lord's name in vain man you sound like a dork
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Darline Graham it is NEVER too late to step down and kill yourself pookie! Don't let your dreams be dreams! ❤️🫰
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Its the most exciting and sumptuous part of the day everyone.. Thats right ! Im Lying Down
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Guineas pig i think
A 3-month-old kitten sitting on top of a large ikea stuffed toy shark (blåhaj for ball knowers). The baby is mostly white with a grey splotch covering her forehead and half of her face. The white it's interspersed with crests right over the bridge of her nose and it looks exactly like a little cartoon wave 😊 She is positioned in a way where none of her limbs are visible and neither is her tail. Honestly her body is giving guinea pig. She's serving baked potato.
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I just had a violently clear vision of an alternate timeline where I got really really into death cab for cutie instead of my chemical romance. Im still nonbinary and so so so much more insufferable about everything. I wear horn rim glasses I dont really need. And I DO play acoustic guitar
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have a wearable blanket that tini quite specifically and avidly loves & her very favorite thing is to make biscuits on it while digging her snout into the fabric (not suckling or anything, just pressing her face into it). She always leaves a drool spot. It's the Tylenol that's making them this way
Tini as mentioned in the post - who is a 3 month old, mostly-white kitten with a grey tabby half-mask, a grey tail that looks like somebody picked her up and dip-dyed just her tail in ink - curled up on my chest as I don said wearable blanket. I think it's polyester but it's that super soft, sort of shaggy teddy bear type of shit. It's got three separate panels that connect at the shoulders to create blanket flaps so your hands are free to read or whatever. It's mainly white, and you can't really see it in the pictures but it has a pattern of cute little teddy bear faces on it!! Tini is semi-curled up and I would say she's about the size of one of those ancient Chihuahuas, you know the ones. She's wearing a little navy blue collar with silver stars on it...it has a bell shaped like a little star. Because she is a star 🫶Tini back at it again on the bear blanket. I'm seated and her back feet are on my thigh but her front feet are on my chest, and she's doing the thing I mentioned where she's digging her little face into the blanket, but she's so into it that her face is out of frame lol. She's all stretched out, she looks like a stoat.
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Was talking the other night with a normie-ish stagehand buddy I don't know super well and we were on the subject of our cats, and he was like "yeah my cats name is Cheza, you know from Wolf's Rain?" I was floored like sir i thought you were coworkercore. I was not familiar with your BALL
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I love when my wife rates something 4.5 stars on letterboxd because I know inside theyre going "well it was good but it was no Wayne's World"
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You dont know true fear or desperation until youve tried to correct a 21-year-old on a subject you know more about than they do
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hello Kenshi Yonezu. Its me talking to you in your brain. You want to make sure Fallon gets these lottery tickets to at least one of your shows soooo bad oooooh you want it like crazyyyy
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Had some incredibly Benevolent Rich Person shit happen to me today and its actually physically impossible for me to be mad about it
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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A little 9 or 10-week old kitten, mostly white with a grey splotch in a half-mask on the left side of her face and forehead, sits loaf-style in the center of a soft blue oversized archair with her little pawsies tucked very politely in front of her. Shes looking directly at the camera and her pupils are very dilated. She looks like she's here to do business.
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
She LOVES‼️ a crevice
A small about 9 week old kitten, shorthair and primarily white with grey splotches near her head and ears and an entirely grey tail, lying on her side in the triangle-shaped space created by a human sitting on the couch with their knees tucked to one side. She's wearing a little navy blue collar with silver stars on it. In-frame there's a tattoo of a five-eyed sphynx cat head with two piercings in one ear on the outside ankle of the human.
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🐻BearPosting OG 🎂🍂 @ministerofbears.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
> get home at 1am after working a show > wife is freaking out because the door to the room were keeping the cat in got locked on accident > seeing no other option i bust the door in, opening it but also breaking it > next morning housemate sends a diagram of how to open the door > that is now broken
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Connor Storie got to kiki with Madonna at the front row of a St Laurent fashion show because he pretended to fuck a guy in the ass on tv. YOUR DREAMS CAN BE REAL
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The child
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Love being actively on my phone while im working front of house for an artist I dont care about. Feels so cunty to be like "oh you paid for this? They're paying me to stand right next to you scrolling on social media. So thats fun!"
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
rug on my rug
bubba the large gray and white cat lying on his side on the floor with 1 leg up in the air
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
lorien moonshadow would wear white to somebody else’s wedding and tell the bride “well its not complementing your palette but if you insist”
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
if he calls something “cute” or “interesting” it is a threat. he has an iced coffee for breakfast every day. kays mii of him in tomodachi life is going around stomping seething thinking to himself “do you know who my mother is?” he has +2 strength bc his ass is fantastic. he has a drivers license
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
he is a beautiful androgynous blue elf who sounds like dio with a boston brahmin accent. every time he comes up with an idea, eddys paladin who is loriens bodyguard immediately replies YOUNG LORD NO. he cant stop exploding himself bc his rolls are always ass. he thinks a single banana costs $10
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My favorite lorien traits, grabbed randomly out of a bag: - Frequently uses his friends and teammates as humanoid shields when spellcasting - Is the first to go to the manager (yes like that) - Never ever ever rolls well - Looks like an ouji kei drag artist but sounds like Cape Cod Dio Brando
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
J saw a jpn fan call kenshi yonezu "yone-chan" in a comment and im like. Yeah we're there as well i think. My wrapped this year will not disagree
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Size of the garlic clove hello fresh gave ms vs size of the garlic clove I need to use in order to feel something
Two cloves of garlic side by side. The one on the left is laughably small, maybe a thumbnail and a half tall and just as wide. The one beside it is a chunky boy, a true garlic clove, GMO at its finest, probably an inch and a half long and an inch thick. The top of my finger is at the bottom of the screen for scale
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If eve, kenshi yonezu, yoasobi, and creepy nuts formed a supergroup nobody would ever have to worry about finding someone to make their anime op ever again
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel
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a man in a black costume is standing next to a woman in a field .
Alt: A gif from the movie "The Princess Bride." It focuses on the male lead, Wesley, dressed in a medieval-style black outfit and a black mask, doing a little flourishing bow as he tells the female lead (in the foreground, facing away from the camera): "As you wish!"
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Love Northern Irish accents because for about 3.5 seconds initially im like 🍔 ? And then they say "down" "about" "how" etc and I go ‼️ 🫵🇮🇪 👍
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If customers piss me off I steal props off their plants. Victimless crime + my version of their plant will bloom more fruitfully because im nicest and sweets...
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It really feels wrong to be going 30mph while listening to Tank! of SEATBELTS fame. I should be going at least 90 on the highway after having robbed a bank
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Michaels is open until 9 pm for the fiber crafters who play yarn chicken and lose
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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
fucking hate when I go to the merch stand and I can’t tell if the person selling the stuff is in the band or not. I’m always like yeah I’ve been a fan of. you. or them. the band. for a long time. thank you I’ll take a mediun shirnt (drops my credit card and it rolls outside down into a sewer grate)
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Rillie Sniffin @turboqueer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
When my car reads a text out loud and asks if I want to reply & I say no and it goes "Ok then..." Like girl don't give me that. This isn't even about you. No need to be copping an attitude right now
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