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Keith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 26/09/2026
There's another aspect to this as far as fictional creatures go. Neopets have a gravitational pull that is hard to resist but it is morally wrong to design a neopet on purpose or by accident
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Keith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 26/09/2026
You can graph any creature on a ternary plot between pokemon, digimon and neopets. For instance Blastoise is mostly pokemon, a little digimon and not really any neopets. Lucario is still mostly pokemon but a lot more digimon in there. Gatomon is sort of right in the middle of all 3.
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I *HAD* a perfectly curated feed because I didn't even know this was a thing. UNTIL NOW 😤
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
need this sequence of events to happen to me for real
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the fact that orgasms can be ruined is some bullshit. the second your cum muscles activate it should trigger a 20 second unskippable cutscene
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the people yearn for physical media
Hellraiser Cenobite CD. They are holding a CD and have discs lodged into their head.
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As the world's only Hellraiser 3 Defender, hearing of a hated sequel being more enjoyable than it should be has me leaning forward in my chair
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Flora 🍓🏳️‍⚧️ @floramerigold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yesterday's news about Jacob Geller broke my heart, so much that I couldn't stop dwelling on it all day. In an effort to make sense of this horrific news and my admittedly complicated feelings about it, here is my article on the Jacob Geller situation: epiloguegaming.com/what-do-we-d...
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What Do We Do With Jacob Geller? - Epilogue Gaming
Earlier this week, a friend noticed Jacob Geller’s book, How A Game Lives, sitting amongst my living room shelves. Under almost any other circumstances, this would have been an exciting invitation for...
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You either gotta keep that shit quiet or be paying for everyone's food & drink
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Danika Harrod @danika.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sharing some of my recent film photos (that i always post on ig). i am Out Here with at least one camera in hand 😤
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Andrew Longhurst 🇨🇦 🍉 @alonghurst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Public payments to for-profit facilities have increased faster than public hospital funding Post-Bill 60, public payments to: for-profit surgical facilities increased at an average annual growth rate of 22.8% medical imaging facilities at 10.7% Public hospital funding only grew at 4.9% #onpoli
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been told this is me with Road House, despite it literally being good actually
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've all had weeks like that before
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is killing me
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John Carpenter’s “Molly” @bearzerky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Game of the year #fefw
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 27/09/2026
vibes were off in San Francisco today #coolpicturesbynicky
black-and-white photo; a poster on a utuility pole for some fuckass AI startup that says "Claude can work 24/7, You can't". in the background is a cyclist and an e-cyclistblack-and-white photo; a person making a pained expression as a temporary smokestack of some kind billows steam out from the street. it has various bits of graffiti including the phrase "MAYOR LURIE HATES POOR PEOPLE"
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
carly rae dracula
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justice for Susan Skeleton
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw this not 60 seconds after saying to a friend "I can't wait for her to go full JK Rowling within the next 5 years", so...
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tech CEO grindset (getting lobotomized)
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, that's a failing on your part actually. Have you considered using a big hammer to give yourself brained damage?
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 24/09/2026
you're being sold the most stupid attempt to evade corporate responsibility we have ever seen
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
business majors, is "my product has permanently damaged my ability to do kindergarten level tasks" a good marketing strategy?
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•pisspumpkin• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
driving is a roadlite
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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go lurk @golurk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ok i need to get these moving, adjusted some stuff! 5 slots! ko-fi.com/c/00a68fc060
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THE EQUINOX IS ON FOLKS…. HAPPY PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 UNTO US ALL!!!! VOTING WILL OPEN IN A FEW HOURS IM GONNA LET YALL MARINATE ON THIS FOR A BIT BIG VERSION—> drive.google.com/file/d/1TXKc...
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Roy what the fuck these are unreal
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
APOLOGIES FOR THE LOW RES IDK WHY IT UPLOADED IN SUCH DOOKIE ASS QUALITY. I KNOW I POSTED A DRIVE LINK BUT FWIW MAYBE THIS WILL BE BETTER. OTHERWISE I DID WHAT I COULD
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Smiling politely @fangly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
before we go to sleep can I do this to you
small kiss on top of head
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Looking at Elizabeth Holmes normally is a lot like how it feels to look at any other human being on a macro dose of hallucinogens
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We can't let the cis people know about how often I've started misplacing shit since estrogen
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dressing vileplume up monster hunter style with the remains of a fallen comfey
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Canonical t4t couple
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CarsonDrewIt @carson-drew-it.com · 20/09/2026
Quote with your bird art 🪶 🗡️
A digital sketch of a large birdlike creature with a bloom of human fingers erupting from its eye sockets. It has two pairs of human arms, which hold and rest upon a sword.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
another tragic statistic for jon bois's history of slipping on banana peels
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#nope
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't really remember the last boss either I just remember they had electric swords that you took damage for attacking into. And it's not even the weird JoJo-esque clown twink :/
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Girl what the FUCK are you doing replaying the worst Zelda game!? I assumed this was your first time because why would anyone slog through that AGAIN?!
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've got bad news about the final boss then my friend
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That game feels like the most awful edging imaginable. Ever time it starts to get cooking it's like "HEY LINK DO YOU SEE TJAT BIG SKULL DOOR I BET YOU NEED A SPECIAL KEY FOR IT" as though it isn't your 5th dungeon of the game
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am sorry to say: the final boss (arguably)
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Bee @bumblingbee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been going to the gym lately and I am sad to report that I do feel happier, less sore, and hotter for it
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