Reposted by A Vile Pilemattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4990401664
Reposted by A Vile PileJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i don't think cis girls realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends "that's pretty ghoulish" when someone starts talking about true crime 0683
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One Hundred Years of Solitute sounds like way too many, maybe just a weekend would be nicer 000
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Assuming the guy honking at me 1 second after the light turned green is just trying to warn me that some freaky demonic shit is going on cause that light just changed all by it's self 000
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Pretty sure she worked at the Coffee shop near my work 10 years ago. She had to get me a towel when i spilled my drink all over my pants and i thought we really hit it off! Been regreting not getting her nuber evr since 000
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Has this been peer reviewed? How MUCH of the apple do i have to eat? Does that include the core and stem? For how long doth this tricke keepeth them away??? 001
Reposted by A Vile PileMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026WIFE: You're back so soon! ME: Yeah... (instrumental reprise of my signature song, "I Know How To Use The Bathroom On My Own", begins playing in minor key) 121933
Reposted by A Vile Pilemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay 103554478
Reposted by A Vile PileBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When dogs and cats fall asleep in uncomfortable positions and wake up sore, are they like dang, shouldna slept like that, or are they like mmm, punished by god for thinking about provolone 214215
Reposted by A Vile Pileleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916. 5107993
Reposted by A Vile PileBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me, gingerly removing and discarding the couple misshapen toilet paper squares that got cut wrong at the factory: I would not eat my own young if their fur color was new and strange 0554
Reposted by A Vile PileStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you 144103092969
Reposted by A Vile PileBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The VO in the first season of How It’s Made is so quaint. The guy is like, “Who could resist the delicious taste of a cracker? Everyone loves this delectable treat, be they kids, adults, or even sal-teens.” And later they’ll say like, a faucet is a bathroom’s joy. 1030022
Reposted by A Vile Pilethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet. 5058451263
Reposted by A Vile Pileeliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026just learned this today 6868363716
Reposted by A Vile PileJason Leopold @jasonleopold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026HUGE EXCLUSIVE from @bloomberg.com Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School Pentagon investigators discovered that flawed intel, outdated imagery & overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...bloomberg.comInside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian SchoolPentagon investigators have discovered that flawed intelligence, outdated imagery and an overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab. 11026681409
Reposted by A Vile Pileallsee @allsees.online · 18/09/2026solve puzzles as a little worm in the snake-like sokoban game Woim 1102
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026very @baybayfriend.bsky.social comment spotted in the wild 020
Reposted by A Vile Piletomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 12/09/2026Read it slow: he told a crowd he doesn't care if they're registered, just go cheat like the other side does. That's not a gaffe, it's an instruction, on camera, with his own name attached. Every Republican in that arena who cheered instead of walking out owns this too. Fuck you. 541887435
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026hey @anyaustin.bsky.social what do you think of this? (From The Crew 2) 110
Reposted by A Vile PileStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/09/2026oh right he did that song "No Rain" 1742226
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026american's b llokin at the Honda Odyssey and being like "woah! c'mon! i haven't seen the movie yet!!" 000
Reposted by A Vile PileMemoria @memoriamatters.bsky.social · 25/08/2026every time somebody says "oura ring" i think they are talking about birth control 41324
Reposted by A Vile PileBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Me: Have you heard about the killings? NPC: Right nasty business. ‘Orrible! Me: What can you tell me about the local religious sect? NPC: Strange lot. Give me the creeps. What’s it like to be real? Me: Huh? NPC: To kiss a bloke. Me: Uh NPC: To feel a bloke’s ‘and on the nape of yer neck. 1838186
Reposted by A Vile PilePal @palind.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Bringing this one from the other website Homie moving like a Treasure Co. Ltd boss from 1993 3953342539
Reposted by A Vile PileAnthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/08/2026I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him. 512791473
Reposted by A Vile Pilejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/10/2025"We have such bikes to show you" - Schwinnhead 616319
Reposted by A Vile PileSARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 21/08/2026🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: Mexican researcher Eva Ramón Gallegos achieved a milestone that puts Latin American science at the center of the world medical debate: she managed to completely eliminate the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) in controlled clinical studies. 310157814064
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Am i crazy, or hasn't rockstar said this shit about every GTA pre-launch? 000
Reposted by A Vile PileJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/08/2026"AI" has existed in its current form for barely four years and the fact that it's jammed up the cognitive development of an entire generation that fast (and that there's a specific overclass of techofascists who are deeply thrilled about this) is a big damn red flag. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/17/u...nytimes.comWhat Do Students Lose When They Stop Writing? (Gift Article)Educators are worried that many students can no longer write essays without A.I. And it’s costing more than just grammar skills. 6436581195
Reposted by A Vile PileTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social 391836337
Reposted by A Vile PileBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Was frantically tapping the sound button on this and realized the audio was playing in my fiancé’s AirPods downstairs. He heard the music and came upstairs because he thought I “was watching Lord of the Rings,” and I had to grimly turn my phone toward him as an animatronic pig jawed silently 1030954
Reposted by A Vile Pilejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/08/2026A "crawlspace".. that sounds perfect for my needs 635657
Reposted by A Vile PileJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 08/08/2026As someone pointed out downthread, the through-line between these figures is "the world ended but I still have to go to work smdh" Which is, of course, the Millennial condition So bravo, filmmakers 3434119
Reposted by A Vile PileJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/08/2026Bruce Willis's character in TWELVE MONKEYS... Clive Owen's in CHILDREN OF MEN... Harrison Ford's in BLADE RUNNER... All canonically Millennials 27871152
Reposted by A Vile PileYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 07/08/2026[real bad mood voice] i sure hope this garbage bag doesn’t rip on the way out to the garb oh well would you look at that 726744
Reposted by A Vile PileBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The way people in Trump’s orbit talk about him is so weird. It’s like he’s a dog they believe can cure ailments. “He came over and actually sniffed my hand. I couldn’t believe it. And he looked at me, almost like he knew me.” 2949
Reposted by A Vile PileLore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride? 602052365
Reposted by A Vile PileMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today marks a very special day in science fiction literature. May I present to you, "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury: 18566126
Reposted by A Vile PileBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Guy Fieri: Man, I can already tell that’s going to be a flavor BOMB! I can’t WAIT to get my hands on that savory dynamite. Hooowee!!! 107-year-old man, pouring cheese into lard: yes, guy. Hunter Fieri, bumping into pans, standing too close: You know, they say cheese is a food’s hairdo. 116021
Reposted by A Vile PileBYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026love a 19th century caliber Drunk Baseball Injury. "Frequent tavern partisan "Ol' Sour Oats" Bader ran afoul of the constabulary when he teetered out of a Low Establishment, commandeered a Penny-Farthing and drove it directly into the fire-wagon, which ran over his foot. The amputation is scheduled 423548
Reposted by A Vile Pileweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Did you hear about the clown college lion attack? He went straight for the juggler. Eleven clowns were lost, most in a single vehicle accident, fleeing the scene. Next year's class will have some big shoes to fill. 1624539
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Does "Christopher Nolan's Odyssey" imply that somewhere out there exists "Muhammadophim Yeslan's Normalessey" 000
