Reposted by A Vile Pilejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Why can't it be sex that you get from having diarrhea 537035
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026they're going to start claiming Trump stopped 9 WORLD wars soon 010
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 06/10/20263 tweenage girls in a dark bathroom standing in front of the mirror repeating "No Fatties, No Trannies, No Beardos, No Weirdos" Until Bloody Hegseth appears and does the most ghoulish chin-ups 100
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The "Rare" part is actually refering to how rare it is to find something so useful in such astronomical abundance 000
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Really enjoying Classical radio WCRB 99.5 right now. Shout out Edyn-Mae Stevenson fr fr 000
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Also huge missed opportunity to give americans $500 dolllars worth of Trump Coin or whatever-the-ass and do a go old pump-and-dump 010
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026wow, ok, it's been a while since i wept, but this did it! Beutifulpoem 110
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Obligatorystatic.klipy.comBiggus DickusALT: Biggus Dickus 0160
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i was noticing every single person was "varified" except for the one based guy 0220
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026we'll hit that depression right after the election when Dems are sure to win, and then he can say "See!! THEY caused this!" 030
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026uh oh! sounds to me like someone probably didn't go to church this Sunday, eh? 011
Reposted by A Vile PileBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 10/01/2026The NFL makes me feel like a 14th century peasant. I know I will never see the spoils of my king’s wars. It has naught to do with me. But when I learn his army won an impressive battle, maybe I give myself a heavier pour of grog. Maybe, with a wink, I throw a fresher tomato at someone in the stocks. 015618
Reposted by A Vile Pilemattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49103231829
Reposted by A Vile PileJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i don't think cis girls realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends "that's pretty ghoulish" when someone starts talking about true crime 0703
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One Hundred Years of Solitute sounds like way too many, maybe just a weekend would be nicer 000
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Assuming the guy honking at me 1 second after the light turned green is just trying to warn me that some freaky demonic shit is going on cause that light just changed all by it's self 000
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Pretty sure she worked at the Coffee shop near my work 10 years ago. She had to get me a towel when i spilled my drink all over my pants and i thought we really hit it off! Been regreting not getting her nuber evr since 000
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Has this been peer reviewed? How MUCH of the apple do i have to eat? Does that include the core and stem? For how long doth this tricke keepeth them away??? 001
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026couldn't make the eyes go the right way cause im doing this on my phone with apples built-in shit version of mspaint 000
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the third one kinda looks like you accidentaly went under the map in gta 010
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Aaron, please, he clearly said the Harmoz Strait, which we are of course in control of and it is wide open. We just don't know where it is or why it's important 000
Reposted by A Vile PileMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026WIFE: You're back so soon! ME: Yeah... (instrumental reprise of my signature song, "I Know How To Use The Bathroom On My Own", begins playing in minor key) 121933
Reposted by A Vile Pilemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay 103553478
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026do you reckon they'll have these at h-mart? always a sucker to try the new oreos no matter how craycray 000
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Vanadium i get, but Oxygen being a key component to love? Seems like a pretty farfetched hypothosis 020
Reposted by A Vile PileBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When dogs and cats fall asleep in uncomfortable positions and wake up sore, are they like dang, shouldna slept like that, or are they like mmm, punished by god for thinking about provolone 214215
Reposted by A Vile Pileleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916. 5108193
Reposted by A Vile PileBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me, gingerly removing and discarding the couple misshapen toilet paper squares that got cut wrong at the factory: I would not eat my own young if their fur color was new and strange 0554
Reposted by A Vile PileStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you 143103132973
A Vile Pile @buffalobelts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026its funny that i feel like rainy days are they best days to "unplug." Perhaps it's because it's so dynamic? 110
Reposted by A Vile PileBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The VO in the first season of How It’s Made is so quaint. The guy is like, “Who could resist the delicious taste of a cracker? Everyone loves this delectable treat, be they kids, adults, or even sal-teens.” And later they’ll say like, a faucet is a bathroom’s joy. 1030022
