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Bryan Eagle

@bryaneagleshow.bsky.social
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Amateur cat therapist, professional film school graduate, unprofessional film watcher. Maintaining my amateur critic position to make sure I can compete in the 2027 Olympics #RestoreTheSchumacherverse

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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The future of personalized media
Multiple John Malkovich from Being John Malkovich
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 21h
I did as they said, I pushed myself outside of my comfort zone. Now I’m uncomfortable, with more responsibility and pressure that what I feel capable of. Every success is just panic-induced scraping by. Perhaps the seemingly self-imposed limitations of my anxiety were objective assessments
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
s-h-hush-blog on tumblr: "women love him. fish fear him. dermatologists hate him. 9 out of 10 doctors recommend him. and me? im the damn fool that shot him"
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/10/2026
I REALLY like this @anildash.com piece on 'unalive' and algospeak in general, particularly the exploration of the implications for a generation of people growing up steeped in it.
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We are going to kill “unalive” - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AI: Choose and perish. Trump: We don't understand. AI: Choose the form of the destructor. Trump: Super Intelligence. AI: The choice is made. All of us: Whoa whoa whoa
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My 3-year-old niece was showing me her book about wolf pups & the moon cycles. She flipped through it pointing at the different cool things, then flipped to the back dust jacket, pointed at a picture in the corner, & said “and this is Dolly!” because Dolly’s foundation help pay to publish the book 😭
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also, last day at the plague factory
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Driving to work shaving with an electric razor, calling my bookie to put a bet on, rifling around the litter in my passenger’s seat to find a lighter, for my cigarette, rolling down the window shouting abuse at some cunt, then I realised I wasn’t a 70’s TV detective & just went to work as normal.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your lack of empathy is telling. Who cares why they packed so many clothes for a three-hour tour.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
This
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Lisan Al Gai-Skeet @tcrimson05t.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's nothing magical about it, "AI" doesn't think, it's just software & bad software at that. Which is why investment has started to cool down & all these companies that aren't already IPO'd are hoping to get there to save themselves or, get in with the government so they're "too big to fail".
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Tommy Tatertown @senorgreygoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the best takedowns of the "rationalists" and Libertarians is in Fargo, season 5: Roy: "I want freedom without arbitrary rules.” Lorraine: "So you want freedom without responsibility? Son, there's only one person on Earth who gets that deal." Roy: "The President?" Lorraine: "A baby.”
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
reminder: if you want to ditch streaming for physical media, it doesn’t have to be costly. You can get an affordable DVD player from a secondhand store & check out DVDs from your local library. A one-time cost of about $20 (price I paid) for the DVD player & a free library card is all you need
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I screamed to the heavens the moment whoever was interviewing him didn’t ask him to explain what a Dyson sphere was, because we can’t actually build one. It’s purely theoretical. But it SOUNDS sci-fi smart, so it MUST be… *eye roll*
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Mx. Tiffany Leigh @tiffanyleigh.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
[With apologies to Counting Crows] Scrolling through my algo feeds Staring at Jimothy racoon Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation In the comments, with a faceless troll You know, Jimothy’s got this spinal thing He’s suddenly viral And we all want something viral Man, I wish I was viral
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
karl just put on the damn hot dog suit next time
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One thing that astounds me about “AI” is these companies have small revenue streams, substantial debt, & no forecast for turning a profit; everyone that is proselytizing it are the ones selling it. Purely from a business standpoint, those are red flags that it’s a bad investment. Just pissing away $
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone who asked GrokAI to review the divorce papers he got served instead of a real lawyer, and now he lives in this rolling dumpster
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The news is casually talking about ‘rogue AI agents’ with nary the blink of an eye and here I am waiting for definitive proof of bigfoot like some kind of sap
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like famed UCLA coach John Wooden told us everything we need to know about AI- "If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?"
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy 50th Birthday to Stevie Wonder’s Songs in the Key of Life, not only my favorite album is all time, but one of my favorite THINGS, up there with pizza, dogs, sunsets, and the laughter of children.
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is created for and by the media and serves no other functional purpose. When I point this out to most media members, they adopt the terminally uninspired defense of “what else would we talk about?”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Television Series
Science Fiction (genre)
ALF
Would The Borg consider ALF or his species worthy of assimilation?
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Ash, apparently @arreffbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would legit watch this How many families were stuck on that ship. Why didn't they separate the saucer more often??
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in the history textbooks of the future 'move fast and break things' will be one of those slogans like 'manifest destiny' and 'laissez-faire' that students will half-forget but forever associate with catastrophe
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You ever just have a “I know this isn’t a thing but it sure feels like it is”? Like how Millennials were pushed by our parents - primarily boomers - to go to college, which had this real handy side effect of creating a working class whose education allowed them to be discounted as working class
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you love stories by Boston writers about lesbian bars, I have good news
youtu.be
I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar
YouTube video by Jonathan Richman - Topic
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
History classes have done a massive disservice by not teaching the impact of Calvinism on American philosophy. Like right here: why would healthy people need insurance? If you’re healthy, you’re favored by god, so you don’t need insurance, because only those not-favored get sick & you’re not sick….
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it just me or has Spotify gotten bloated and shittier? The app on ANY devices loads so much slower. I will search for something and it either takes forever to load results or returns no results when there should be. My experience just keeps getting worse and honestly, fuck it
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bring 👏 back 👏 sex 👏 scenes 👏 in 👏 movies! *monkey’s paw curls*
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone wondered how Garfield did the trick and the haunting truth is that there actually were three Garfields every night but only one ate the lasagna while the other two drowned
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is this opinion of this former Missourian that this entire Congressional map thing will end with the map Republicans want being used. Not because it’s right or legal or that the court found for them. But because they intend to, and won’t let things like democracy or legality get in the way
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 22/09/2026
Casino to kick out 1000 players because they have "never won at blackjack"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/09/2026
"emma frost thinks miss piggy is the most magnificent creature alive" completely tracks actually, this is perfect
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
is conservative straight male culture just a bunch of homoeroticisms in a trench coat?
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there’s so much beauty in the world it’s a shame that so many dickheads constantly try and distract us from that fact
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[pushing buttons on the hadron collider tour] What do these do
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Green Arrow, Hal Jordan's friend and also DC's token Marxist.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have no recollection of the War on Poverty or the War on Drugs but I do vaguely recall the Warren Zevon.
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ralph Fiennes as the incredibly profane crime boss in In Bruges
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This shouldn’t be a crime, as tax payers we should get to hang out with the dogs our tax dollars are funding. It’s only fair
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve actually become confused & a little disappointed in Lanterns…spoilers ahead… It’s well cast but when it had its big “action” moment it was just all rednecks with machine guns. No cool Green Lantern ring use. Then they seemingly wrapped their season’s story with 3 more eps to go. Whut?
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Typical Saturday. Put rotisserie chickens on my hands and ran into the ER screaming
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I stand by my position that all science fiction - & now I’m including comic books - should be kept behind protective cases in libraries & only checked out thru the most gatekeeping librarians ever. Oh, I know ALL the reasons my idea is really bad. But *gestures broadly* the alternative ain’t working
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nice of him to give away the game. so, they want americans to "be healthy" enough to... work more. notice how they don't talk at all about happiness or well being. they only want to extract the maximum value out of you until they dispose of you
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