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Bryan Eagle

@bryaneagleshow.bsky.social
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Amateur cat therapist, professional film school graduate, unprofessional film watcher. Maintaining my amateur critic position to make sure I can compete in the 2027 Olympics #RestoreTheSchumacherverse

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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The future of personalized media
Multiple John Malkovich from Being John Malkovich
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Like, really blatant. It’s a longer story but one time I didn’t know I was on a date until 20 minutes in…
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I did as they said, I pushed myself outside of my comfort zone. Now I’m uncomfortable, with more responsibility and pressure that what I feel capable of. Every success is just panic-induced scraping by. Perhaps the seemingly self-imposed limitations of my anxiety were objective assessments
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
s-h-hush-blog on tumblr: "women love him. fish fear him. dermatologists hate him. 9 out of 10 doctors recommend him. and me? im the damn fool that shot him"
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is how improv comedy was born
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/10/2026
I REALLY like this @anildash.com piece on 'unalive' and algospeak in general, particularly the exploration of the implications for a generation of people growing up steeped in it.
anildash.com
We are going to kill “unalive” - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AI: Choose and perish. Trump: We don't understand. AI: Choose the form of the destructor. Trump: Super Intelligence. AI: The choice is made. All of us: Whoa whoa whoa
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My 3-year-old niece was showing me her book about wolf pups & the moon cycles. She flipped through it pointing at the different cool things, then flipped to the back dust jacket, pointed at a picture in the corner, & said “and this is Dolly!” because Dolly’s foundation help pay to publish the book 😭
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also, last day at the plague factory
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Driving to work shaving with an electric razor, calling my bookie to put a bet on, rifling around the litter in my passenger’s seat to find a lighter, for my cigarette, rolling down the window shouting abuse at some cunt, then I realised I wasn’t a 70’s TV detective & just went to work as normal.
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stats have taken too much from sports. We need this kind of dopeness back.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your lack of empathy is telling. Who cares why they packed so many clothes for a three-hour tour.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
This
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Agree. I think because we are TOLD to chose life & career paths in high school, we let a lot of our adult lives be shaped by who we were then.
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Lisan Al Gai-Skeet @tcrimson05t.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's nothing magical about it, "AI" doesn't think, it's just software & bad software at that. Which is why investment has started to cool down & all these companies that aren't already IPO'd are hoping to get there to save themselves or, get in with the government so they're "too big to fail".
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Tommy Tatertown @senorgreygoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the best takedowns of the "rationalists" and Libertarians is in Fargo, season 5: Roy: "I want freedom without arbitrary rules.” Lorraine: "So you want freedom without responsibility? Son, there's only one person on Earth who gets that deal." Roy: "The President?" Lorraine: "A baby.”
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No ads, no selection limited by streaming rights, just a whole bunch of films on DVD that your tax dollars already bought you access to. Go wild!
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
reminder: if you want to ditch streaming for physical media, it doesn’t have to be costly. You can get an affordable DVD player from a secondhand store & check out DVDs from your local library. A one-time cost of about $20 (price I paid) for the DVD player & a free library card is all you need
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The stereotype feels wrong but the Venn diagram of “public figure hates gays/public figure secretly gay” gets closer and closer to a circle every news cycle
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What happened was a bunch of people who didn’t want to understand tech confused unscrupulous salespeople who understood tech enough to sell it with the actual brilliant minds that innovate tech. They buy every lying pitch uncritically bc the cost of peering behind the curtain is intellectual effort
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I screamed to the heavens the moment whoever was interviewing him didn’t ask him to explain what a Dyson sphere was, because we can’t actually build one. It’s purely theoretical. But it SOUNDS sci-fi smart, so it MUST be… *eye roll*
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Mx. Tiffany Leigh @tiffanyleigh.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
[With apologies to Counting Crows] Scrolling through my algo feeds Staring at Jimothy racoon Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation In the comments, with a faceless troll You know, Jimothy’s got this spinal thing He’s suddenly viral And we all want something viral Man, I wish I was viral
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
karl just put on the damn hot dog suit next time
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’ve also got other elements - god complexes, fascism, homogeny, “cost cutting” - that play into why some want this. But I really do think it’s a giant game of chicken between a grifter & a mark, both knowing the truth but both determined to play this out rather than admit it was always a grift
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now Silicon Valley knows if it doesn’t deliver, the investment stream is done, once and for all. Investors can’t admit they got grifted again. So both parties are gonna force this product into the world, so neither has to concede they are either the grifter or the easy mark. And we all pay the price
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My personal theory is Silicon Valley & its investors are in a game of chicken. Investors wanted to be first, not miss the next Google/Facebook/etc.For years, Silicon Valley exploited this greed by making outlandish promises, so they could rake in money upfront before they even had a product
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One thing that astounds me about “AI” is these companies have small revenue streams, substantial debt, & no forecast for turning a profit; everyone that is proselytizing it are the ones selling it. Purely from a business standpoint, those are red flags that it’s a bad investment. Just pissing away $
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone who asked GrokAI to review the divorce papers he got served instead of a real lawyer, and now he lives in this rolling dumpster
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
True, but I’ve chosen to pretend that change doesn’t exist for the sake of 8 year old me’s “whoa” factor from watching Han cock his blaster under the table
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The news is casually talking about ‘rogue AI agents’ with nary the blink of an eye and here I am waiting for definitive proof of bigfoot like some kind of sap
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be clear I don’t know what they added, but I think it’s safe to assume it wasn’t deleted scenes foreshadowing Doctor Doom filmed in 2017-2018
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lucas’s stuff like in the 97 re-releases was stuff he couldn’t include at the time, and now he can. As opposed Endgame, where it wasn’t a part of the original vision, it’s being added after the fact, like a movie retcon
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like famed UCLA coach John Wooden told us everything we need to know about AI- "If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?"
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy 50th Birthday to Stevie Wonder’s Songs in the Key of Life, not only my favorite album is all time, but one of my favorite THINGS, up there with pizza, dogs, sunsets, and the laughter of children.
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is created for and by the media and serves no other functional purpose. When I point this out to most media members, they adopt the terminally uninspired defense of “what else would we talk about?”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Television Series
Science Fiction (genre)
ALF
Would The Borg consider ALF or his species worthy of assimilation?
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Ash, apparently @arreffbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would legit watch this How many families were stuck on that ship. Why didn't they separate the saucer more often??
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh hell yeah. I can’t count the number of times coworkers have asked, “how’d you solve that problem?” like I conjured a solution from the ether, and the answer is “I asked a question and went looking for an answer.”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in the history textbooks of the future 'move fast and break things' will be one of those slogans like 'manifest destiny' and 'laissez-faire' that students will half-forget but forever associate with catastrophe
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Obviously most of our individual parents thought going to college would be good for us. It was in their generation. But wow did politicians and think tanks and pundits really find a way to use our situation against us, so much so I gotta wonder how much forethought was put into our college pressure
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They made us the first white collar blue collar workers. We could be discounted as blue collar because of our degrees but without giving us any real power in the white collar sphere because we were, effectively, blue collar workers. Just a neat little trick that helped our generation stay stuck
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You ever just have a “I know this isn’t a thing but it sure feels like it is”? Like how Millennials were pushed by our parents - primarily boomers - to go to college, which had this real handy side effect of creating a working class whose education allowed them to be discounted as working class
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you love stories by Boston writers about lesbian bars, I have good news
youtu.be
I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar
YouTube video by Jonathan Richman - Topic
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Men really made a poor choice when we became too self-conscious to rock the short shorts in summer time
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s how it starts….
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As they say in 30 Rock:
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And if those suffering are doing so by divine providence for poor character, then what obligation do the good people have to help those already being penalized by god? It’s just a endless loop of justifying human-caused outcomes by linking them to god’s feelings about one’s character
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Bryan Eagle @bryaneagleshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also it’s bullshit to make people rely on a job for any hope of minimal care when sick, but the idea lands in America because good fortune (of any kind not just $) is seen as validation of character by divine providence. Therefore misfortune is suffering for your bad character by divine providence
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