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Brunginho

@brunginho.bsky.social
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Help! Oh god, please help! I’m trapped in this man’s Bluesky “Description” text! You have to save me before hdjdrsuknf

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said "Care to make this interesting?" And I said "Sure. All these years, I've been secretly in love with you"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine
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Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My blood donation questionnaire asked me if I’ve had any new sexual partners in the last three months and when I clicked No it sent me to a screen that flashed LOSER over and over and now I can’t get back to the main screen and yes I’ll hold
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.
Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“Hello, is that Deed Poll?”
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
[watching Silence of the Lambs with my gf] I would never treat you that way
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
DOCTOR: "So what seems to be the problem?" PATIENT: "Mmhbbhhggr hhruuh engghhuu." DOCTOR: "I'm sorry I can't understand, but don't worry. Great singer Bob Dylan is in town. Go see his show and no matter what ails you, you'll feel better!" PATIENT (sadly): "Ehg ddnghh m'm Bddnnn."
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Robin the ghost from Ghosts, with a speech bubble going down to the quoted post
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Non-alcoholic beer names: Per-faux-ni Lie-neken
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
If only we had listened.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
COMIC: The Tortoise and the Hare
TITLE OVER COMIC: Tortoise and the Hare - cut-throat edition
PANEL 1: A blue sky with white clouds and a path over some green hills, with a yellow “FINISH” sign in the distance. A tortoise stands on the path closest to the viewer, watching while a rabbit sprints nearly to the finish line.
TORTOISE: I salute you. You have beaten me today. But in the race of life, I will live to 150.

PANEL 2: Same scene, but the rabbit has stopped at the finish line to look at the tortoise.
TORTOISE: So! Long after YOUR 3-5 years are over, I will think back fondly of your victory. …Provided I can recall the vague contours of your face after the fog of so much time,

PANEL 3: Same scene, the rabbit is a little deflated.
RABBIT: Jesse dude. ICE COLD.
TORTOISE: Come for the king, you best not miss.

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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It’s interesting that the big giant US tech stocks are referred to as the Magnificent Seven, because in the film four of them get shot and killed.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Gemini: The greatest challenge you face is your own mind. Your brain is terrible and must be stopped.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
A tale as old as time.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
@herring1967.bsky.social Happy St Skeletor’s Eve
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 30/01/2026
Rather fabulously the Ceefax subtitles are out of sync #totp
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Can't believe I'm going through life as a weird little sack of various juices
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
get equipped with cuteness skill
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
None of them have ever bought an NFT.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
2006 -2023: “Twitter” 2023-2025: “Twitter, now known as X” 2025: “Paedotron 4000”
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
The only difference between our reality and a Philip K Dick novel is the characters in a Philip K Dick novel don't choose to live like this
Woke up because my Al controlled bed is too cold. Went to adjust
temperature and I can't because the Eight Sleep app is currently broken. Can't adjust by hand because I have a Pod3, not the upgraded Pod4 with
physical controls.
Now I am stuck in a cold bed. This feels dystopian.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Happy St Skeletor’s Day to all who celebrate.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
The economy is in turmoil but at least my financial future is secure thanks to my collection of 10,000 images of tennis balls. Now to take a big sip of coffee and open Bluesky
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Richard Blandford @rblandford.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Claus despises weakness
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Sometimes it pays to have googly eyes in your wallet.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What I think my spotify playlist will be versus what it actually is
cool handsome guystereotypical dad
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