Reposted by BrunginhoSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 15hCalling AI bots "agents" like me laying the showerhead down in the bath, turning on the shower full-blast and then crying "THE SHOWERHEAD IS A ROGUE AGENT!" to explain why the entire bathroom is now soaking wet and everything got knocked over. 013424
Reposted by BrunginhoItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026At some point, this guy is going to have to tell his wife he can't read. 0181
Reposted by Brunginhofesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I spend an inordinate amount of time wandering round the house doing Columbo impressions. "Just one last thing, Mrs Dishwasher, there's something that's been bothering me... this spoon right here. Its been through 3 cycles now... it's still not clean. I just don't understand it." 1935226
Reposted by BrunginhoMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026all this is both foolish and unnecessary 81133420
Reposted by BrunginhoFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 29/06/2023Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said "Care to make this interesting?" And I said "Sure. All these years, I've been secretly in love with you" 242497
Reposted by BrunginhoCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 254252845929
Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I like to think he’s sitting trapped in a room full of goats, and is just desperate to find the owner. 020
Reposted by BrunginhoJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine 18844219
Reposted by BrunginhoSassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My blood donation questionnaire asked me if I’ve had any new sexual partners in the last three months and when I clicked No it sent me to a screen that flashed LOSER over and over and now I can’t get back to the main screen and yes I’ll hold 426350
Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Yay! I think my favourites are Jurien me Timbers and Electric Goose IV 000
Reposted by BrunginhoCredentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks. 10293091568
Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I thought it was the one from the original Ray Harryhausen Clash of the Titans at first 110
Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Oh I assumed it was just the porn version of The Purge 000
Reposted by BrunginhoViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/07/2026[watching Silence of the Lambs with my gf] I would never treat you that way 932346
Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 21/07/2026And in my best shoes, I started falling forward down the street Stopped at a church and jostled through the crowd Love followed just behind me, panting at my feet As the steeple tore the stomach from a lonely little cloud 000
Reposted by BrunginhoDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026DOCTOR: "So what seems to be the problem?" PATIENT: "Mmhbbhhggr hhruuh engghhuu." DOCTOR: "I'm sorry I can't understand, but don't worry. Great singer Bob Dylan is in town. Go see his show and no matter what ails you, you'll feel better!" PATIENT (sadly): "Ehg ddnghh m'm Bddnnn." 151887508
Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Just seen this in real life and immediately had to come and look for it here 100
Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I had a lucky & beautiful clump of letters early on that just kept on giving. 020
Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026It’s working and it’s me and I’m overexcited about it 130
Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026There is one but assumed it was just mine not everyone’s? 110