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Brunginho

@brunginho.bsky.social
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Help! Oh god, please help! I’m trapped in this man’s Bluesky “Description” text! You have to save me before hdjdrsuknf

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 15h
Calling AI bots "agents" like me laying the showerhead down in the bath, turning on the shower full-blast and then crying "THE SHOWERHEAD IS A ROGUE AGENT!" to explain why the entire bathroom is now soaking wet and everything got knocked over.
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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At some point, this guy is going to have to tell his wife he can't read.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I spend an inordinate amount of time wandering round the house doing Columbo impressions. "Just one last thing, Mrs Dishwasher, there's something that's been bothering me... this spoon right here. Its been through 3 cycles now... it's still not clean. I just don't understand it."
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said "Care to make this interesting?" And I said "Sure. All these years, I've been secretly in love with you"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I like to think he’s sitting trapped in a room full of goats, and is just desperate to find the owner.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Bruh are those ur goats” is a line for the ages.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Goodies or baddies?
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Definitely not what happened to me afterwards. 😮🍑👈
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I had a lot of fun knocking on a door for ages.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I so so want to see this.
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Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My blood donation questionnaire asked me if I’ve had any new sexual partners in the last three months and when I clicked No it sent me to a screen that flashed LOSER over and over and now I can’t get back to the main screen and yes I’ll hold
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I thought The Cure were bloody brilliant.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
First read it as a kid and I bet lots do.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yay! I think my favourites are Jurien me Timbers and Electric Goose IV
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ta. It’s the best bit!
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Can I see the team names without joining? 🤞
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.
Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have no explanation.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh I did not know that.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
DURDEN ffs
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That’s the lad!
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I thought it was the one from the original Ray Harryhausen Clash of the Titans at first
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh I assumed it was just the porn version of The Purge
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Who needs a tattoo? Pfff.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“Hello, is that Deed Poll?”
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Night Veil and Bright Veil.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I lol-ed
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
[watching Silence of the Lambs with my gf] I would never treat you that way
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And in my best shoes, I started falling forward down the street Stopped at a church and jostled through the crowd Love followed just behind me, panting at my feet As the steeple tore the stomach from a lonely little cloud
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gerrin 👏🏻
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
DOCTOR: "So what seems to be the problem?" PATIENT: "Mmhbbhhggr hhruuh engghhuu." DOCTOR: "I'm sorry I can't understand, but don't worry. Great singer Bob Dylan is in town. Go see his show and no matter what ails you, you'll feel better!" PATIENT (sadly): "Ehg ddnghh m'm Bddnnn."
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I quite like it architecturally
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
How horrible - sorry to hear it
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What this says about your dreams can’t be good.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Robin the ghost from Ghosts, with a speech bubble going down to the quoted post
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just seen this in real life and immediately had to come and look for it here
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He goes to that bar in Star Wars.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I did not know that about Elmo!
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Into it.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Pricking
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I had a lucky & beautiful clump of letters early on that just kept on giving.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It’s working and it’s me and I’m overexcited about it
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
There is one but assumed it was just mine not everyone’s?
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Is there a way to see global high score of the day?
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Worked for me. Great fun!
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Oh well, I’m singing that today now.
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Brunginho @brunginho.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Pseudos Equis
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