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@britality.bsky.social
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@br_tal_ty from the Bird Site. Animals, books, quirky stuff, video games, putting the "social" in social media. I was once shocked by an electric fence. Greater (much greater, like might as well be Iowa) Chicagoland area.

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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
HugOps to discord's engis for this Friday Failure
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 12/04/2026
Every now and then I like to re-read my favorite restaurant review ever If you’ve ever paid for an experience that was so bad all you could do was laugh, this is your kind of story www.everywhereist.com/2021/12/bros...
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Bros., Lecce: We Eat at The Worst Michelin Starred Restaurant, Ever
There is something to be said about a truly disastrous meal, a meal forever indelible in your memory because it’s so uniquely bad, it can only be deemed an achievement. The sort of meal where everyone...
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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Facebook marketplace Bigfoot sign for sale for $75 that says "Wouldn't cut out of Bigfoot" I believe this is a typoYou wouldn't download a car graphic that instead says you wouldn't cut out of Bigfoot
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It worked
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FrogCass @frogcass.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Canadians: do you know about House Hippos? Did you grow up in a province other than Ontario?
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I think this must win some kind of Mini Egg award. Did I unlock the Mega Egg???
Hand holding a smushed together cluster of mini egg chocolate about 2" long
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 24/03/2026
Seeing people say AI is a tool that helps "working class people become writers" and its such bullshit. The process of learning and skill sharpening is labour, and its telling that there is work to be glamorized (being perceived as a Writer) and labour beneath people (learning to write)
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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Embarrassing for the US to be so bad at the biathlon, one of the few Olympic events that requires you to shoot something
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I'm alive
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I regret to inform everyone that I gambled incorrectly when I built my new computer in August and didn't upgrade to 64GB to save $90 and said "I'll just buy another two sticks at Christmas" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
edited photo of a bear with a glamour shots background
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/12/2025
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 15/12/2025
A painting of a bird beside the text "all i'm asking for is one bullshit-free day"
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 15/12/2025
the right attitude
Charlie Day discussing the Pepe Silvia meme, showing his character in 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' standing in front of a conspiracy corkboard:
"I love that when someone wants to refer to someone as insane they put up a picture of me in front of the corkboard.  Like, that's one of the best things that's ever happened to me in life."
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If my mom really wanted to pick the most likely strategy to get me to quit Diet Coke, she should have simply told me that the president drinks twelve a day.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Does #torrid genuinely think customers do not notice that clearance items change price depending on the promos???
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 20/11/2025
Hiring an Etsy witch to manifest the Half-Life 3 release
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/01/2025
Those who have less than full throated support and love for trans people disgust me. Who doesn't see the version of themselves they long to be in their mind? They hate those with the courage to do something about it, who show the rules for the meaningless white-after-labor-day calvinball bs they are
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The first sentence of this paper is :chef_kiss:
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Please, PLEASE, I am begging you as both a parent and someone who is sick of all this THIS, go vote for your school boards. Even if you don't have kids, that's how these reactionary dipshits got their feet in, that's where the book bans and library cuts start.
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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue. we’ll all subscribe en masse
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
PSA from 404 Media: you can opt-out of a data broker selling your flight travel data to the government to be searched without a warrant. Here's how I did it. This is ARC, the data broker owned by major U.S. airlines like United, Delta, American, etc www.404media.co/how-to-opt-o...
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How to Opt-Out of Airlines Selling Your Travel Data to the Government
The Airlines Reporting Corporation (ARC), owned by major U.S. airlines, collects billions of ticketing records and sells them to the government to be searched without a warrant. I managed to opt-out o...
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Teen Vogue staffers put out some extremely good, incisive investigative reporting over the last n years. Give if you can.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
All but one person or group we got (and we only got like eight or nine!) had one person take one of the bags of clementines I made up either by itself or first before I urged them to also take something else.
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Next door in Silicon Valley @nextdoorsv.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
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Proton @proton.me · 31/10/2025
Last chance to turn it off. On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default. To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city. So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
Zohran with his hand on his chest leaning into the passenger side window of a taxi, talking with the driver. Zohran extending his hand to shake hands with a taxi driver through the window. An airport worker showing Zohran something on his phone, both are smiling.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 18/08/2025
Fascism is here and many of the country's biggest politicians, corporations, news orgs, and institutions have embraced it. But it's still weak and people hate it. Our greatest strength is each other. Find your people in your local communities, stick up for everyone, and learn to say no.
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
(2/2) This third one ("What to Do") is heavily lifted from a post by @gregpak.net which I will go find and link below. I had a much more angry / maudlin idea before I saw his post and realized it's better to give people something to DO rather than a thing to be mad at.
A spooky looking man whose hair is shaved all around the front and middle of his skull, but has left plenty of brown hair, including a long rat-tail, around the back of his head, stares out from behind a pillar. "PLEASE STEAL THIS SIGN. Nothing will happen as a direct result." Further down: "Nothing at all." At the bottom: "Go on, try it."A man who looks a little stressed watering a lawn. He's smiling but his eyes don't match the smile. Script text reads: "Are you tired of your family *not* being pleased?"A heavily filtered image of an asphalt road stretching into the far distance, cumulus clouds hanging low over the horizon. Title: "On What to Do With the Time That is Given Us: Our greatest strength is each other. Find your people in your local community. Stick up for everyone. Use the power you have to make the difference you can. Learn to say no. Talk to people IRL about the things that matter to you. It's OK to be late as long as you show up. Whatever the "right" choice is, making one is always better than doing nothing."
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I put on a pair of beloved burgundy velvet pants today that I'd been waiting for them to not be too small to wear and it to be cool and now they're too big 😭 The most mixed of bags.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
If you RT this within seven days your timeline will be blessed with a boopable snoot for life, if you don't the clown from IT will eat you
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The best contraction is who're for obvious reasons.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
More people should be publicly lambasting not just the corps and pols who suck, but the people they know who join up with truly heinous power-tripping groups. Out your grandson on Facebook. Make fun of that guy from HS who never apparently grew out of his bullying and playing cops.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It's the worst time of the year: having to wear socks time.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
What is the appropriate number of Diet Coke themed clothing that will make my mom stop harassing me about drinking it
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tpwrtrmnky. @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
girls with adhd playing long rpgs like "i am overwhelmed by the state of the save file i left off with last time my attention arbitrarily fell onto this game. time to start from scratch."
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
A high five or fist bump to everyone who got out there today and to everyone who can't but would if they could and are supporting or protesting in ways that work for them.
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 18/10/2025
Hey. Hey. Do you want to see a really beautiful painting of the plumbing under a sink
Absolutely gorgeously rendered sink plumbing. Maybe in oils?
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 09/10/2025
Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Me every day when I wake up and it's another day
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Leask @leask.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
like the gender binary, coke zero fails by striving for the impossible and artificial: emulating coke classic without understanding the core limitation. diet coke breaks its own trail. cool, crisp, slightly astringent. meets you where and who you are. diet coke: it's for the real ones
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Liz Alfos @touloutoumou.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
this meeting could have been a failed Hades 2 run
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Jules Sherred (he/him) @geekyjules.julessherred.com · 07/10/2025
Speaking as a survivor of conversion "therapy" practice and one of the architects of the Canadian ban: Bans on "therapy" for minors dont go far enough. Conversion "therapy" is actual torture and you cant consent to torture. They must also include bans for adults
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