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@britality.bsky.social
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@br_tal_ty from the Bird Site. Animals, books, quirky stuff, video games, putting the "social" in social media. I was once shocked by an electric fence. Greater (much greater, like might as well be Iowa) Chicagoland area.

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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I think this must win some kind of Mini Egg award. Did I unlock the Mega Egg???
Hand holding a smushed together cluster of mini egg chocolate about 2" long
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I'm alive
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
This always makes me think of this tumbl
Tumblr screenshot: user blessyouhawkeye jokes if you get over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never heard a joke in their life. They follow up mocking typical responses like "why would you say that? Because it's funny" "why would you do that? Because it's a joke". The last note says "you guys will never believe what's happening to this post".
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Selfie of Brittany holding a diet coke can
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Blink blink.
Screenshot of email notification from PayPal that says one cent will be refunded.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Betrayal at Bathtub on the Hill
Corky, a tan and white corgi mix, lies on the floor with an accusing stare, very wet from a recent bath
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
A belated #caturday to you and yours.
A small black cat with a hairless belly and an orange Halloween collar curls up facing right against a larger tortie facing left, both upon a teal hoodie on a dark green couch cushion.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
@magpie.tips most likely you have seen this already but I hope it still brings you joy
Meme with three panels: first has a bird with text "he snackle", second has two birds with "he attackle, but most importantly" and third has a bird with text "he grackle"
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Tumblr post: "there's something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase 'hotly debated' in a academic context. Like I just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums and one's like 'of course there was a Paleolithic bear cult in northern Eurasia' and another one just looks him in the eye and says "I'll kill you in real life, kevin". Reply post is a screenshot of some printed text that says "the Milton scholars screamed and argued about how the serpent was supposed to move before it crawled on its belly. Dr. Matthews, enraged that Dr. Goldstein could believe the serpent bounced around on the coiled end of its tail, flipped over the conference table. 'Satan is not a fucking pogo stick!' he howled.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Tumblr post that says "every time I move I crunch like popcorn" and a reply that says "and every time we kiss I swear I could fly"
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Pleased to meet you, I'm
Screenshot of listing of denim shorts simply titled Baggy Jort
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Feast your eyes on this beautiful child too
Screenshot of marketplace listing for 1988 Toyota hi ace van painted turquoise with red interior accents and red and yellow and navy stripe
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Traveling is great for McD's access 😂
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
@americanoonline.com should I try this for the sky
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Biblically accurate contact paper
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Purring cats: the original ASMR
Close up shot of Diane the tortie cat with a pink strawberry collar
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This is great
Screenshot of die on this hill game website phrase generator that says "30-50 feral hogs is the cultured man's nostalgia"
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
One of my weekend estate sale acquisitions is quite popular with the cats this morning
Thad the black cat loafs on top of a tan wicker side table while Diane the tortie loafs underneath it
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
@americanoonline.com got me this and I am delighted every time I look at it because he looks like an eldritch horror corgi so he lives in the living room in a place of prominence
Plastic corgi bubble maker where the bubble wand apparatus is inside the corgi's gaping mouth
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Pigtails make you MORE capable of intense physical labor IMO
Selfie showing one of two tiny pigtails behind head
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I spend a lot of time trying to work like this
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
What if I paint this as art for my own home
Meme titled "the care tag on the back of my neck" with picture of cardboard box pictographs of umbrella with "fargile", up arrows with "keep dry", wine glass with "upwaprd" and follow up comment that says "this is what's hanging on our wall instead of "live, laugh, love"
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends
Cartoon Huey, Dewey, and Louie
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Delete this, this is incorrect. This is a Trans Lifeline number specifically for Canadians, the US Trans Lifeline number is still fully functional, 988 is used in Canada as well as the US for general suicide hotline access and neither have been shut down.
Screenshot of Trans Lifeline page showing phone numbers and times of operation
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The line for the cube is so long that Diane has fallen asleep
Thad the black cat is curled up inside a grey felt cube cat house Diane the tortie is sleeping on her side right next to the cube cat house
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
In another life I was definitely A Shoe Person
Screenshot of DSW black and white shoe with red straps and seashell shaped block heel
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Pickleball is out, picklebucket is in (just dump it over your opponent's head)
Screenshot of Walmart ad on Facebook for five gallon bucket of Claussen Dill Pickle spears
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Post dog
Corky corgi is on his side on the rug and Diane the calico is a wide loaf behind him Corky corgi smiles at the camera Corky corgi lies on the couch looking at the camera and Thad the black cat sits next to him
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I got all excited about this and was typing up a text to @americanoonline.com asking if we could go and then I remembered what day it is :|
Screenshot of St. Louis County Facebook post announcing a new sculpture, the leaning tower of t-ravs (toasted ravioli)
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
May I introduce you to a recent acquisition, the lemony nipplet planter
Close up of bright yellow ceramic planter sculpted to resemble a pile of lemons, with the unfortunate effect of most of the lemon end nubs appearing to be erect nipples
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
None of us are surprised, but
Screenshot from Wired magazine daily digest titled "Super Bowl Halftime Show Complaints Focused on Lack of DEI for White People" with snippet "The FCC received 125 complaints about Kendrick Lamar's concert, according to public records obtained by WIRED, with many focusing on the lack of white performers"
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Lol the app icon
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I strongly dislike the style of this new inhaler (left) compared to the old, more compact style I've had for several years 😭
New inhaler on left, almost one inch taller than old style with the medicine canister protruding most of the way
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The pizza was amazing but the cheesecake was....not normal cheesecake? It had unflavored not fully baked pie crust on the bottom and only about half an inch of something resembling cheesecake but much denser and drier, and even the caramel sauce wasn't sweet or caramel-y, a real disappointment :(
Pesto sausage burrata red onion hot honey pizza 🤤
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
My fiancé got me a coffee table book all about my favorite artist for my birthday 😭
Gustav Klimt: The Complete Paintings coffee table edition with beautiful gilt cover
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
What are they plotting?
Corky dog faces right, Diane the calico cat faces the camera, Thad the black cat is in the foreground on an ottoman and all appear to be in a meeting
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
Screenshot of FB post that says "No babe you're good it's just ur traumatizing backstory that u told like a stand up comedy routine surprised me a lil bit"
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
We went to the humane society and did not acquire any animals, please clap (considering a second dog) As a penalty here are some puppies who were there
Little brown puppy climbs up the wall of his pen for petsA black and white puppy sleeps with a grey puppy flopped across his back in a pen full of torn newspaper
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Today in Fits/Sits:
Thad the small black cat sits in a turquoise  plastic milk/storage crate turned on its end
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This little guy is being a lap boi right now but the last two days he has been OBSESSED with sleeping in my PAX tote bag
Thad the black cat is curled up on a white fleece blanket on Brittany's lapThad the black cat sleeps curled up in a cream tote bag and Diane the calico cat is a blurry photo bomb on the right edge of the foreground
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
NY Bagel Day Two
Salt bagel with bacon egg cheese potato latke
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
New York's Finest
Pigeon on a crosswalk in NYC
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Now that's cheese pull
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Gamer cats who annoy and delight me all at once
Diane the calico cat lolls behind keyboard on a desk Thad the black cat sits on mouse and mouse pad on desk, facing away from the camera
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Here's a little break from the doom scrolling y'all: my partner proposed last night and I said yes!!
Brittany's left hand in foreground in a fist but with gold ring with emerald kite cut and surrounding setting filigree embellishment on ring finger visible
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I'm sorry, they're literally encamped inside OPM??? www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Text from linked Reuters article highlighting that current and former Musk employees moved sofa beds into OPM headquarters accessible only by badge or escort
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Be gay do warmth
Brittany sits on couch wearing a very oversized rainbow print pale blue fleece, stretched over crossed legs, peeking out of the too large hoodie
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Progress Pic
Partially finished bones of R2D2 Lego set where you can still see the inside and he has no head yet
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