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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 45m

i've been laying in bed trying to fall asleep since 10:30, and clearly that's not happening anytime soon. might just go for a midnight ride

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 1h

both bikes actually have 51 lb-ft of torque, but my bike weighs 368 pounds, and the triumph weighs just under 500. only having one cylinder has its benefits

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 1h

oh so now you want to sell me your motorcycle, mr. bonneville guy i messaged like 2 months ago

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 3h

love how jaguar gave us a pink concept then launched the production version in every color of boring

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 6h

sorry to the cool people working on the next-gen camaro who are now fielding questions about who they've talked to and what they may have leaked as if i'd need inside information when the deadline article makes it perfectly clear what's going on here

jalopnik.com

Next-Gen Camaro Reveal Confirmed By Tea Leaves Following New Michael Bay 'Transformers' Movie Announcement - Jalopnik

Every "Transformers" movie needs Bumblebee, and since GM already killed the Camaro, the only way to cast a Camaro is if Chevrolet comes up with a new one.

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 6h

doc, i'm the kind of depressed where you can barely make yourself move unless you absolutely have to. offing myself would just be more effort than it's worth but since your webform sounded concerned, i do have some questions about how long it's been since you promised to give me a follow-up call

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 7h

leta mitchell? i didn't think they'd let you become a lawyer in the first place unless you could read

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 7h

while i don't support using ai under any circumstances, many of you seem to be confused over the purpose of fantasy football, which has nothing to do with your team and everything to do with talking trash to your friends

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 10h

i understand using a standardized questionnaire to measure things that are difficult to quantify like depression, but I do think there needs to be a box you can check that just says, "depression already diagnosed and generally stable. no need to be concerned about the high score you're about to see"

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

took the last of my emergency can't sleep medicine earlier, and i need to know who i can speak to about the fact that it hasn't done its job

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i don't know what it would take to develop a 900 cc+ single-cylinder motorcycle engine, but i feel like honda could probably figure it out

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 05/10/2026

My car history is kind of crazy if you're a pervert who loves the late 90s and early 00s

A 1999 Honda Prelude in white, a front engined front wheel drive sport coupe

A C6 silver corvette, a sports car from America

A silver BMW E46 M3 from 2003, a sports couple

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it was only a matter of time before i started attracting groupies

spam insta comment that says "sry for being weird but ur dms are closed. my friend won’t put herself out there so i am. she’s new here for school. hmu on her snap hearttulipxo i think you two would click if she asks u didn’t hear this from me"

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Looking for an affordable traveler's GMT? I never quite clicked with this one, and I don't need two GMTs, so it's time to sell the one I don't wear. Quality, finishing, wearability, lume, and legibility have all been great. I just love my Beaucroft more. DMs open if you have questions

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

consider this your regular reminder that vasectomies are drive-in/drive-out, completely painless, and generally pretty inexpensive (even if insurance refuses to cover the procedure)

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

maybe passing out for 5 hours as soon as i got home wasn't the best idea

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if maria sten wanted to flirt with me i don't think i'd complain

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

what if shooting my brain with electromagnetic waves could fix me

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i don't think i have the endurance for endurance racing

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i could drive an lmp2 car in the rain without crashing

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

all the vegetables? really? i know for a fact there are at least three more vegetables

photo of a few carrots, some broccoli, cherry tomatoes, and cucumbers

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

he's not a regular straight guy, he's one of those

phot of a belt that says "whistling straits"

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

night ruined, they said we can't go to margaritaville

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

thought we'd finally seen the last of those horrible cole haan dress shoes with sneaker soles but alas i was deceived

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

pray for me this weekend, i left all my medications at home

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

every single woman i've dated since i ended up single again in 2021 has been someone i met on a dating app, and only one has ever threatened to show up at my house with a gun so overall mostly positive

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

live look at me stuffing my emergency purchases into my travel backpack inside a tj maxx because i didn't realize a british jelly jar had exploded all over my work clothes (the stain on my jacket is hair product that lost its lid the first time i closed it)

top down photo of a bench with a large tj maxx bag on the left and an open travel backpack on the right, already brimming with clothes

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

no big deal, just casually winning a swiss watch calibration competition she entered on a whim

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

once again, an automaker refuses to book a pj out of ben epps to get me to a press event

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it's been kind of a shitty week, but tomorrow i'm riding up to braselton to ride in a boat and spend the rest of the weekend watching race car go fast. you know what, i'll take it

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"vote for james talarico, he has one house" might be the best line i've ever heard in a political ad

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

they should invent a drug that makes me able to sleep tonight

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

on this day in 1977 jerry lee lewis shot butch owens with a .357, fulfilling the dream every lead singer shares — finally giving the bassist what he's been asking for

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i'm sorry, but something else is going on here. there's literally a 24-hour gas station right down the street. a 3 minute drive.

maps screenshot showing a 24-hour gas station a mere 3 minute drive from the kroger

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

at least they let me use the good hed on the website

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

hey i don't know if you know this, but all the time we've spent talking about ella langley and choosin' texas could have been spent listening to carly rae's new album

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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m not an IT expert but I do procurements well, and the confused looks I got when I asked Senior Directors at my job what processes they expected AI solutions to complete was telling If you can’t even *describe* the current process that you want to automate, you are never going to get AI to do it

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i slept plenty of hours last night, didn't stay up late either friday or saturday night, and i'm still dragging today like i partied until 3 am

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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

according to our search people, no one is interested in neagley. which is a shame because it's such a good show. objectively fantastic. if you have prime, and the premise of a private investigator taking down a cult that killed her friend intrigues you, i promise it's worth it

rotten tomatoes screenshot showing neagley has a 94% tomatometer score and an 82% popcornmeter

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