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Britality

@britality.bsky.social
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@br_tal_ty from the Bird Site. Animals, books, quirky stuff, video games, putting the "social" in social media. I was once shocked by an electric fence. Greater (much greater, like might as well be Iowa) Chicagoland area.

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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
These are the best ones too imo????
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh no indeed
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Clarinets absolutely sound like goats bleating when you play them poorly (by accident or on purpose)
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Th..th..thanks?? XD
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hugs
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
HugOps to discord's engis for this Friday Failure
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 12/04/2026
Every now and then I like to re-read my favorite restaurant review ever If you’ve ever paid for an experience that was so bad all you could do was laugh, this is your kind of story www.everywhereist.com/2021/12/bros...
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Bros., Lecce: We Eat at The Worst Michelin Starred Restaurant, Ever
There is something to be said about a truly disastrous meal, a meal forever indelible in your memory because it’s so uniquely bad, it can only be deemed an achievement. The sort of meal where everyone...
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It worked
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
TY! My SIL and all their friends all grew up in Ontario and weren't sure and I knew someone would come through in my friend circle! ❤️
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FrogCass @frogcass.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It's very lovely
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I was just lamenting losing my shirt of the same today and wondering if I could find a replacement on ebay or the like XD
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Me when I have incredible ice cream
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Canadians: do you know about House Hippos? Did you grow up in a province other than Ontario?
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
As someone who works/has worked from multiple states, it is based on where you perform the work. When I was going back and forth from MO to IL, I had to keep track of the days I was which place so they knew if I met the threshold for reporting income tax to each state and how much.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I think this must win some kind of Mini Egg award. Did I unlock the Mega Egg???
Hand holding a smushed together cluster of mini egg chocolate about 2" long
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 24/03/2026
Seeing people say AI is a tool that helps "working class people become writers" and its such bullshit. The process of learning and skill sharpening is labour, and its telling that there is work to be glamorized (being perceived as a Writer) and labour beneath people (learning to write)
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Damn lyndsay this is so good
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A bundle of hesitation, at your service.
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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
That's probably what it learned on 😂
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It's gorgeous!!
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'm so sorry dude. That *blows*
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Embarrassing for the US to be so bad at the biathlon, one of the few Olympic events that requires you to shoot something
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I'm alive
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
We were just wondering how much is carefully placed static cameras and how much is drone or whatever the cameras on the wires that zoom around are called or other options we don't know about XD. It's amazing.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Same. Hang in there.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Y E P I bought mine on sale for $89 and they are currently $400ish even on _ebay_
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I regret to inform everyone that I gambled incorrectly when I built my new computer in August and didn't upgrade to 64GB to save $90 and said "I'll just buy another two sticks at Christmas" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Melvin has good hands
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
edited photo of a bear with a glamour shots background
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I love him and his fancy sweater
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/12/2025
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 15/12/2025
A painting of a bird beside the text "all i'm asking for is one bullshit-free day"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 15/12/2025
the right attitude
Charlie Day discussing the Pepe Silvia meme, showing his character in 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' standing in front of a conspiracy corkboard:
"I love that when someone wants to refer to someone as insane they put up a picture of me in front of the corkboard.  Like, that's one of the best things that's ever happened to me in life."
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Be a mess wherever you gotta ❤️
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If my mom really wanted to pick the most likely strategy to get me to quit Diet Coke, she should have simply told me that the president drinks twelve a day.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Does #torrid genuinely think customers do not notice that clearance items change price depending on the promos???
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 20/11/2025
Hiring an Etsy witch to manifest the Half-Life 3 release
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/01/2025
Those who have less than full throated support and love for trans people disgust me. Who doesn't see the version of themselves they long to be in their mind? They hate those with the courage to do something about it, who show the rules for the meaningless white-after-labor-day calvinball bs they are
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The first sentence of this paper is :chef_kiss:
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Poor sweet leggyboi
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
It's true you don't look your age at all (positive)
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
We're old juju
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I love so much that he's joined a curling team!!!
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
That feels like a massive stretch to me. This is a very common quilt and tile pattern.
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Very vintage vibes, what is wtf about them?
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Britality @britality.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I'd wear a shirt that says that.
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Please, PLEASE, I am begging you as both a parent and someone who is sick of all this THIS, go vote for your school boards. Even if you don't have kids, that's how these reactionary dipshits got their feet in, that's where the book bans and library cuts start.
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