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Tindi (who yells about goalies)

@sparkletindi.bsky.social
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She/they, brain appears to be permanently fried oh well. I will talk about pretty much anything. Oh right. Middle aged coffee dragon who yells at you to hydrate.

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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 3h
We scored on a 5-on-3 after already having a power play goal? Is that allowed? Do I have to stop telling them to fire Hakstol? #goavsgo
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spouse: new dragons keep appearing on your desk Me: I have no idea what you mean (There are seven more dragons plus two more (different styles) of dragon egg within easy sight)
A tiny bright crocheted blue dragon hatchling in a black egg with rainbow speckles, sitting on a bed of gold metallic fake straw
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Awww it's nice that most of them appreciate Avsmin's hard work (KENZIE BE NICE) (i swear he saw Wedge being the nicest and decided he needed to be a total gremlin for contrast)
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Emily @allweeksend.com · 27/09/2026
This is your spooky season reminder that things colored black with activated charcoal can interfere with certain medications.
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Subskeet: people with large followings ARE still human and they ARE allowed to reply to people in a public forum. Stop being weird about it.
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Science!
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
See previous post 🤭
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hot take: I think this TJ Hughes kid shows some promise! (I'm kidding he's great he can keep ChuChu's number I GUESS)
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Avalanche legend Vlad Namestnikov nooo (I'm joking I still love Vlad)
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait we got someone else who knows to get to the front of the net? Is that allowed? (Hi Schwartzy love you buddy nice goal)
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I appreciate Wyatt Aamodt (listed at a generous 5'11") looking at the 6'5" Adam Lowry stopping him from scrapping and going "y'know what I'm good." Smart man.
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Rubbed out by Landeskog" ah hockey's back
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay so my package from @mostlybree.kitrocha.com arrived and OMFG y'all I got tiny chickens! And a wee flamingo! (The dragon and the egg are what I bought)
Foregrounded on a notebook sitting on a very messy desk are a curled up light blue and white  ice dragon with her snout next to the tiniest 3d printed chickens and a wee little flamingo. One chicken is variegated brown and the other is black with a flame colored head. Behind those is a glowing golden dragon egg.
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fun Tindi Fact: periodically I roll Will saves to reply on my giant, liquid core d20 from @wildearthdice.bsky.social (i love it btw it's magical) and I'm rolling at a bit of a deficit today for reasons unrelated to Bluesky and uh. Welp. That's a regular d20 from the same manufacturer for scale.
A gorgeous and enormous blue liquid d20 with a 5 on the top face, next to a purple regular sized one with a 4 for scale.
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is true but also I don't actually trust my immune system to have a proportionate response to literally anything unless it has guidance. Vaccines give it that. (I'm sorry, immune system, if you would calm down about sinus reactions we would get along much better!)
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OH NO THEY'RE BOTH PRETTY (Went with putnisite but it was a close one)
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ahhhh sports blackout regions. I'm apparently in the Mammoth blackout zone despite SLC being a frankly stupid distance from Colorado Springs and me having absolutely no access to Utah's broadcast networks. No preseason for me I guess.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026
if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
VOTE ANDALUSITE FOR THE VIBES (it's because I really like that champagne color and I'm also a ceramics nerd but VIBES)
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No one sums up the discourses better than darth imo
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Okay I lied I told the groupchat. They're appalled at the sex cult part but find it HILARIOUS as fandom veterans that it's the Methods of Rationality guy
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 16/09/2026
This is a very good cause for very good people who are facing unconscionable union busting
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jeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hate to do this again on the heels of his kidney obstruction but Onion got into a dangerous amount of garlic powder and I have to take him to the emergency vet. If you’re able to help us out a little, my Venmo is Jeeyon-Shim, and my PayPal is jeeyon.shim@gmail.com
A light Siamese cat in bed
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As soon as you’re symptomatic you’re absolutely 100% fucking dead and you do not die easy
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Quarterly Estimated Tax Payment Eary Warning System says: tomorrow is quarterly estimated tax payment day!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With 50 days until the midterms, I urge you all to: 1) Help get out the vote. 2) Protect our electoral machinery from interference. 3) Not succumb to complacency, defeatism, or cynicism. We are the only ones who can end this nightmare. We are the leaders we’ve been waiting for.
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Subskeet (because it's many people): TRANS PEOPLE ARE AWARE KEN PAXTON IS THE WORST. JFC you absolutist dipshits people are allowed to be upset that there is effectively zero difference between the supposed lesser and greater evils *for their specific community* without wanting Paxton to win.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies. May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism. This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs. Vaccinate your pets please.
Worries about vaccination rates in dogs
As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs - and their owners
- becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in nationally representative
sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism.
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Clarkisha Kent @clarkishakent.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Hey y’all. Hope y’all are holding up amid uncertain times. We however have a frustrating update During an overnight shift, my sister & I were hit by a drunk driver. We’re SAFE, thank Gaia but our car isn't drivable right now. Unfortunately, the car being out of commission— cash.app/$ClarkishaKent
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I DESPERATELY need your help with something, even if it’s just sharing this skeet: I’m working on a piec about the evolution of video games and the KEY to my story is a guy named Oscar Munoz who worked for Sega in the early 1990s I’ve tried everything to find him and social media is my last resort
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shorties remain the sexiest goals and this is also just an insanely good shorty
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
boycotts are easy to understand! when the union says "please boycott this company until they give workers a fair shake," we just don't go there any more! we can stop by the picket line and donate lunches or money, too! solidarity is fuckin awesome! with enough of it we can change the world!
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bestest boy has to stay overnight so that's nearly doubled. If you want a shiny, please help Hillary and Becky out
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hunter just hit me for 1600 in the pocket with pneumonia. If you were in the market for a shiny gift, now would be super appreciated. Sterling here: www.peculiarityshop.com/sourcedsterl...
A nine year old white basset hound.
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@premeemohamed.com booooooook! Happy book birthday!
A hardback copy of Premee Mohamed's Wickhills. The design is many lights in a fantasy city receding into the dark
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Almost let the day pass without posting this one!
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My sleep is rather more disrupted than usual but I can hardly blame it for my first thought upon seeing the Space Force "uniform" being "there are horses in space?"
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I may or may not have heard the Hallelujah chorus in my head when I saw "Monforts may no longer be majority owners" ngl
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let's be real I will always vote for the colorful one first (no offense to all of the incredibly beautiful quartzes out there) #mincup26
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My brain just did a pretzel but he absolutely kills the song, too. Well done, Alan!
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you haven't already, share this with every Philadelphian you know. I want to raise enough hell that Drexel will have no choice but to continue supporting the museum.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Saavik ‘Careful of the Ankle’ Ford @saavikford.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Easy peasy: MOON ROCK MOON ROCK MOON ROCK!!! Vote #Anorthite today! #MinCup26
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Maia 🏳️‍🌈 @maiainmi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Anorthite is found in lunar highlands, and in a comet and meteorites. Gotta vote for the space rock.
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 02/09/2026
I truly need people to understand that not every MLB player is a multi-millionaire there are so many players making prorated league minimum and also labor is still labor. if you argue against labor, you're anti-labor.
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Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Anyone who says MLB needs a salary cap is a shill for billionaires I'm saying it outright.
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Bi-curious Shrew @bi-curiousshrew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Any shiny rock lovers want to love some other shiny rocks?! Mineral Cup runs through September and is a great way to learn about new rocks/minerals and their various uses (including jewelry). Plus the pictures are awesome!! 😍 #MinCup26 @peculiarityshop.bsky.social
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it may ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
quite famously, the rehabilitation of Scrooge happens in the book!!!!
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