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Stringer🙏🏻✨

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aka Laura from Work. I work for Penny Arcade on PAX but don't speak for them. She/her ((AND)) he/him. 🐠

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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 9h
My cat, in apparent revenge for this photo, appears to have found my clown hat, taken it into a corner, and pissed on it
A cat wearing a white ruff and Pagliacci hat. She looks furious Same cat being held aloft by delighted author. The rage seems to have galvanized into determination to piss on the authors hat
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Grayson @wildrumpus.bsky.social · 23h
lots of slots still open if you are interested! I have less two days to fill these slots so don't wait!
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Grayson @wildrumpus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
opening up slots to raise funds cover my rent. got super sick and I have no other options. DM me if interested! PLEASE SHARE! 50$ USD: chibi model / colour background 100$ USD: model / custom background 150$ USD: model / custom background + 3D printable file #blender3d #b3d #gamedev
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 22h
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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Candice Frederick @candicefrederick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘Digger’ Review: Tom Cruise Gives 110% in This Powerless, Self-Adulating Claptrap www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
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‘Digger’ Review: Tom Cruise Gives 110% in This Powerless, Self-Adulating Claptrap
Tom Cruise give his all in "Digger," Alejandro González Iñárritu’s smug, self-aware social commentary that's like bad "SNL."
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Owning up to something cringe: while I absolutely get the appeal of Godzilla, but I do not get the appeal of Godzilla movies. It is an extremely sad premise! I don't want the big creature to be hurt and in pain and I also do not want to watch people die bc the creature is hurt and in pain!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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manewt.bsky.social @manewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friend who works at meta: “Do not use the muse agent, it’s like inviting a Vampire inside”
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me realizing I didn't post the goddamn q&a link til now (big ups to the aus team for their kind distribution)
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
So far the only retort from the AI boosters appears to be “2025 doesn’t matter” and I’m not kidding
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 03/08/2026
Garffeld as Pangur Bán (from Seamus Heaney’s translation)
The following comic is based on Pangur Bán, translated by Seamus Heaney. “My Garffeld and I at work / adepts, equals, cat and clerk: / his whole instinct is to hunt, / mine to free the meaning pent”; panels 1 and 2 show Jon at a desk writing while Garffeld eyes a mouse.“More than loud acclaim, I love: / books, silence, thought, my alcove. / happy for me, Garffeld then / child-plays round some mouse’s den.” Panel 1 shows Garffeld chasing a mouse towards a large stack of books while Jon writes; then panel 2 shows Garffeld sitting on a pile of books that were knocked over in a cloud of dust, while Jon looks over.“Truth to tell, just being here / housed alone, housed together, / adds up to its own reward: / concentration, stealthy art.” Panels 1 shows Jon walking down a hall, Garffeld waiting to pounce behind him; panel 2, Garffeld jumps and scares Jon.“Next thing, an unwary mouse / bares his flank: Garffeld pounces. / Next thing lines that held and held / meaning back begin to yield.” Panels 1, Garffeld chases after a mouse on a stack of books on a table; panel 2, Jon looks at Garffeld who has ripped the books while the mouse has run off panel.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I gotta know who the exec at Disney is who saw Predator Badlands and thought, hey you know what
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i love it when i open an email draft with full intent to send Something to Someone and then it just sits there, absorbing every memory of what I could possibly have ever written there
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mission Accomplished
ALT: Mission Accomplished
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Sage Coffey🌿☕ @sagecoffey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Mifepristone is still widely available but if you don't have access to it, safe medical abortion is possible with just Misoprostol! Excerpt from Abortion Pill Zine by myself, @isabellarotman.bsky.social & @marniegalloway.bsky.social on miso. Full zine here: www.silversprocket.net/2024/09/17/a...
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She destroys at this and I find it extremely funny that each successive production has decided to turn this already punishing patter song into a Stunt Song and raise the bpm a little bit til now it's just auctioneer training
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 27/09/2026
Pass the aux I wanna put on the sardaukar throat singing track
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Charles Moss - Commissions are Open @mossanimation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 27/09/2026
I have four days to raise over a thousand dollars. Feels impossible but I have faith and hope on my side. And maybe you're on my side too. Please support or share if you see this!
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Motivational Penguin Depressed
Alt: Motivational Penguin Running. "NEVER GIVE UP"
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cleaning the house by putting on Escaping Polygamy on Tubi which is the perfect level of mess and reality nonsense to allow me to get serious without also having a panic attack
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 21/09/2026
Zounds shirts and hoodies available now! Shirt: sam-spv-shop.fourthwall.com/products/zou... Hoodie: sam-spv-shop.fourthwall.com/products/zou...
Image of a dark green hoodie and a black shirt with an orange cat on both, with a peach color background. There is a scroll with red letters on the top saying "Available for one week only!"
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we really gotta fuckin [bleep so long it makes you late for work tomorrow]
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No cheating post your lock screen
Lock screen featuring a cat resting on a white floral duvet, looking at the camera with a rather sarcastic expression. The cat is so matte black she just looks like a cloud with eyes
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is making the rounds but be aware: it's A.I. slop! First: having those big trucks with tanks full of fuel going that fast off-terrain seems highly unrealistic. But there's also a SUV and a guy appearing all of sudden and walking in the middle of it at the 17 second :P So yeah, don't fall for it
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
watched #otgw for the first time since it aired so I drew a bunch of fanart, here's Wirt but I'll post everyone else eventually too 🍂 #artpost
illustrations of Wirt, the main character of Over the Garden Wall. He's a lanky white teenager with brown hair and a thin face, wearing a halloween costume of a cape, suspenders and a gnome hat. Various points in the animated miniseries are reinterpreted here, including making a mixtape for his crush Sara, being annoyed by Beatrice the bluebird, and some of his expressions from dialogue that may be a bit spoilery
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It's Hunter (World Famous YouTuber) @spiderslash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every PAX I am given a small budget of banners to do with what I will and place wherever makes sense. Here are those designs for #PAXWest 2026. (1/2)
A montage of artistic depictions of horses across centuries and cultures; top to bottom: lascaux cave paintings, an ancient Chinese rendering of a muscular horse in a wild pose, a sumerian painting of a Hittite king's horses lined up side by side, the foremost staring straight at us; a very old Indian illustration of a yellow-gold horse in finery; a medieval European horse from the side and terribly rendered from the front, like a potato with legs; the "four horse" illusion from Safavid period Iran; great petroglyphs of horses from the Pueblo people of long ago. Overlaid on some of these are drawings of horses by PAX Enforcers, at varying levels of skill.

There's text, laid out like verse: "the power of an image is as much the result of its subject as the eyes that saw it first and the hands tasked to capture it. Every stroke is a breath taken, a muscle moved, a moment in time passed. The only machine we truly need to express ourselves is the one installed behind our eyes."Crabs of varying species, biomes, and water salinities appear to converge on a distant underwater corporate building; a giant goddamn king crab seems to be whacking at it to explosive results. Nearly all crabs - plus one shrimp - are wearing construction helmets; we can't see if the big one has any PPE. Many hold tools, some regard schematics or stand near rulers and kits. 

Overlaid in a variety of typefaces the way you'd see in a 70s exploitation horror film is text: 
I HAVE CONTRACTED
CRABS
TO DESTROY
YOUR SEA FOUNDATION!Two images overlaid with text. At the top, Dolly Parton in the early-mid 80s, in a pink chiffon number and matching mules surrounded by florals and white cabinetry. She is not looking at the camera. At bottom, Tim Curry in the early-mid 90s, set on a chaise lounge in a tux, the backdrop a painted late sunset, his manner relaxed and his gaze direct. Over Dolly: "If you were an angel I'd die to get to heaven"
Over Tim: "if you were the devil I'd pay to go to hell"A street or alley at midday with a metal sign adhered to a light post. 
Sign reads "CERTIFIED HATER ZONE: 25/8 ACCESS FOR HATERATION." a smaller sign beneath reads "HOLLERATION BY ZONE J PERMIT ONLY"

at the bottom of the banner an arrow pointing down and the words "stand here"
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes dead is better
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every PAX I am given a small budget of banners to do with what I will and place wherever makes sense. Here are those designs for #PAXWest 2026. (1/2)
A montage of artistic depictions of horses across centuries and cultures; top to bottom: lascaux cave paintings, an ancient Chinese rendering of a muscular horse in a wild pose, a sumerian painting of a Hittite king's horses lined up side by side, the foremost staring straight at us; a very old Indian illustration of a yellow-gold horse in finery; a medieval European horse from the side and terribly rendered from the front, like a potato with legs; the "four horse" illusion from Safavid period Iran; great petroglyphs of horses from the Pueblo people of long ago. Overlaid on some of these are drawings of horses by PAX Enforcers, at varying levels of skill.

There's text, laid out like verse: "the power of an image is as much the result of its subject as the eyes that saw it first and the hands tasked to capture it. Every stroke is a breath taken, a muscle moved, a moment in time passed. The only machine we truly need to express ourselves is the one installed behind our eyes."Crabs of varying species, biomes, and water salinities appear to converge on a distant underwater corporate building; a giant goddamn king crab seems to be whacking at it to explosive results. Nearly all crabs - plus one shrimp - are wearing construction helmets; we can't see if the big one has any PPE. Many hold tools, some regard schematics or stand near rulers and kits. 

Overlaid in a variety of typefaces the way you'd see in a 70s exploitation horror film is text: 
I HAVE CONTRACTED
CRABS
TO DESTROY
YOUR SEA FOUNDATION!Two images overlaid with text. At the top, Dolly Parton in the early-mid 80s, in a pink chiffon number and matching mules surrounded by florals and white cabinetry. She is not looking at the camera. At bottom, Tim Curry in the early-mid 90s, set on a chaise lounge in a tux, the backdrop a painted late sunset, his manner relaxed and his gaze direct. Over Dolly: "If you were an angel I'd die to get to heaven"
Over Tim: "if you were the devil I'd pay to go to hell"A street or alley at midday with a metal sign adhered to a light post. 
Sign reads "CERTIFIED HATER ZONE: 25/8 ACCESS FOR HATERATION." a smaller sign beneath reads "HOLLERATION BY ZONE J PERMIT ONLY"

at the bottom of the banner an arrow pointing down and the words "stand here"
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I LOVE YOU SENSHI. YOU JUST GET IT
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 26/09/2026
just a moment. I'm dying
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Wren @satanicwren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Drexel University in Philadelphia is trying to shut down the oldest Natural History Museum in the western hemisphere, privatizing its vast collection. If you care about natural history PLEASE watch this video that tells you how you can help. youtu.be/nxyfBfCrbDw?...
youtu.be
The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok things have turned a bit more south so if there is any way please let me know
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/09/2026
I wish there was some kinda special shampoo to get rid of google gemini like there is for public lice because that's what it feels like at this point
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
thinking about the extremely pixelated computer world adverts in Gex 3D
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm between EVIL WISH STEALING MAGICIAN and I'M NOT DEAD! I'M ASLEEP!
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 03/04/2025
My favourite thing in this genre is the DVDs from the original Dead Rising, which until about a year ago were somehow completely undocumented online
Low res fake dvd cover for a movie called "Pulsating Garbage" depicting a disembodied eye above a garbage bag with a pair of crows silhouetted in the foregroundLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "My Dog, The President". A golden retriever wearing glasses and a suit with a red bowtie stands at a lectern in front of an american flagLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "Laser Baron of Jupiter". A dorky guy in a weird ruffled pleather-looking jacket stands in front of Jupiter, wielding a bright purple ray gun in each handLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "I Married My Own Pants!". A sad looking blonde man cradles his head in one hand. Behind him, a pair of disembodied sweatpants
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I haven't Gone PNW until I realize I have left the house in an outfit that screams Counselor Week at the Unitarian summer camp, seen that it is pissing rain, and gone "not that bad" striding willfully into the weather
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will jobst @willjobst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
don't be shy gen con go ahead. don't be shy pax unplugged go ahead. don't be shy origins go ahead. don't be shy gamehole go ahead. don't be shy gary con go ahead. don't be shy page go ahead. don't be shy breakout go ahead. don't be shy dragon con go ahead.
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 22/09/2026
Got notified an artist was located, hired, and paid for work through HireHumanArtists.com and I couldn't be more thrilled Pls hire more artists through here!!! Support human made! #hha
hirehumanartists.com
Find an Artist Who Doesn't Use Generative AI | Hire Human Artists
Looking for an artist for your next project? Our human artist directory is full of over 400 artists who have pledged not to use gen AI.
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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 25/09/2026
When the photography shop assures you that these expired films are unused
Black and white photo. Due to a double exposure, it looks as though a racing car is about to crash through a spectral graduation ceremony
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*leading someone through the buffet dressed as Dracula* "few are strong enough to handle the Dark Ranch, but those who withstand it find their existence...richer."
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bastage42 @bastage42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/09/2026
Walked by here and they had saved some of you a table
Loser's Eating House
4.2 女文女女大 (114)•田39 min
Bakery • $10-20
Closed • Opens 8:30 AM Fri
Saved in Nyc
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