iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Breaking free of depression long enough to post some dumb shit so nobody thinks I'm dead or maimed or in the gutter or in Europe for whatever horrible reason.

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I hope the patrons of the air b and/or b across the street enjoy the sound of my pantsless cottage cheese thighs slapping together to summon squirrels to their boathouse for daily peanut rations

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Stoned and playing Blade & Soul or whatever it's called and screaming because I'm moving too fast. I'm a small fat level 5 dragon woman with a cat.

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Operation try to save my cedar trees in this 38 degree heat commences

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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 31/07/2026

We as a society were heavily obsessed with yin-yangs for a while there. Crazy how that went away. Felt like it was gonna last forever.

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

They should make a spiderman with girthy and functional spinnerets

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

An overzealous stylist finally got me and while I expected a couple of inches off my ass length hair, I was very surprised to see that it's slightly shorter than bra strap length so :'| but also let's hear it for my hair finally being 100% my own and untreated/dyed for the first time in 25 years lol

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It's been a month since my buddy @kevin.eurosky.social left us, and I think the writings, tech help, and other things he did and preserved digitally deserve to be read and listened to.

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

We forgot to wipe this off before pulling up to the graveyard for my Oma's funeral btw

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

*reading various discourses revolving around the mere existence of a cinderblock shaped raccoon named Jim*

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Since getting security cameras, my bf texts me a variation of this daily:

A text message saying that he wants me to chase away the elderly pug that pisses on our front gate

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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 09/07/2026

One of my toxic traits is that i won this little can of nuts with a springy snake inside at a fun center and so now whenever there's snacks out or a family event i put it out; it's completely obvious what it is & everybody recognizes it now on top of that and everybody groans at my bullshit

novelty mixed nuts can with a springy snake inside.

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ceej @ceej.online · 17/06/2024

Despite what you might have heard, Paul Bunyan doesn’t just eat a thousand flapjacks for his breakfast or cut down a dozen trees in a single chop. He also lays back and gets sucked off by tornadoes to completion

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Recreating the Odyssey with the very little knowledge I have. Guys on a boat. Guys in a horse. Guys with a cyclops. Somebody kicks a persian guy into a hole. Thirty years pass. Everyone goes home and then Pompeii happens.

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If anyone ever took me to a Broadway show, I'd assume they hate me guts.

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Not sure why but the Pitch Perfect movies make me wildly uncomfortable

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

To keep my mind off things, I decided to learn everything about jade (both of the "true" kinds) and honestly, these rocks are fucking nuts. The history, the grading, EVERYTHING. My favorite you ask? BC nephrite OBVIOUSLY LOOOL

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/07/2026

They’re doing generational hate speech on T*reads

kyamawebb 5d
Dear millennials
You don't have to add "lol" or "haha" to every text you send.
You're safe now
Community note
Written by a Threads user
Yes we do lol

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

On this day, my bitch ass? BIRTHED.

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 17/07/2026

in 2026, devil’s lettuce is just salad that gives you diarrhea

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My ferritin was 7 this last test so I figured it would be a great time to move the heaviest recliner couch in existence and then throw up about it hell yeah!!1

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

My dad installed a boathouse for my squirrels

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Me: I'll never post nudes online Also me: WHO WANTS TO SEE A DRAMATIC CLOSE UP OF WHAT I ASSUME IS THE INTERIOR OF THE OL' PISSER!

Tiny camera going into my bladder. I took this without looking because I'm squeamish but wanted to see after lol and was impressed that I got such a great picture

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Had a student doctor at the clinic that made me feel very seen (and old, lmao) today, so that was nice! He let me spill my guts out about some stuff and I left lighter (because all my guts were gone)

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Glad I'm not the only dork that noticed this!

Netflix's new little house on the prairie show had historically inaccurate Ragdoll kittens!!!

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I have spent the last few weeks running a gamut of emotions and trying to deconstruct extremely complicated and confusing thoughts. I knew things were gonna be hard and weird, but also one of those rare times I could actually be a real friend. Grief sucks so bad but also the anger and helplessness.

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

South Philly you have lightning bugs to protect too 😘

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Francis🐝 @raisins.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I eat kimchi like a Korean grandparent. Like any excuse or just throwing it on the side of anything lol.

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

It's always rogue dwarf planets we're supposed to be worried over but what about all the other D&D roleplayer celestial bodies?

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

*waggling my brow at those around me*

Rose quartz that looks like something you'd put in your butt

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Resisted the temptation of thousands of specimens... until I saw this:

A ROCK CARVED TO LOOK LIKE A BABY PICKLE HOLY SHIT

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I switched the lyrics from the "gay bar" song to "gem show" and you can tell that my boyfriend is about to open the passenger side door and throw me in the ditch

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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

look everyone! it's mister baby carrot

bad cartoon drawing of a classic lumpy looking baby carrot with little boots and arms and hat. he has a smiley face with dots for eyes and a wide smile. sees like a nice enough sort

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 30/05/2023

The 1959 Father Gill/Papua New Guinea UFO sighting(s) is one of my favourites because everyone was just waving to each other a bunch and that's very nice!

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

They got the most depressed sounding woman in the world to narrate this Jonathan Reed documentary

Contact in the woods the dr Jonathan Reed story on tubi

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

Now here’s a bit of fun. If you right click on the desktop, choose Properties, and then Screen Saver, you can change, and even customize, the screen saver on your computer! Choose from 3D Pipes, Scrolling Marquee, or my favorite, 3D Maze. Haha, whoa! I hope I don’t get lost!

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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 26/08/2025

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

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Marc Anderson @wildambience.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

On a hike through the mossy montane forests of Kolombanagara, Solomon Islands, I found this incredible little grasshopper. This is a species from the genus Opiptacris, locals called them the 'rasta grasshopper'. It seems this taxon is endemic to this small island. #inverts #insects

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Resisting the summertime urge to cut my hair to a manageable length!

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

In one more week my stent depression (which believe it or not is actually a thing lmao) will be CURED!

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

VERY RARELY DO I ACTUALLY HAVE WEEKEND PLANS YAY!

Rocks and minerals show at my local community center

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