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Petty Ruxpin

@branchrobynian.bsky.social
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One-woman internet crawler

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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"
Chris Pratt: Knives OutBetsy Palmer: Friday the 13thMatthew Lillard: ScreamMasato Hagiwara: Cure
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a girl labeled "people" says "you're so quiet"

a girl labeled "sick me" says "I wish you were too"
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
[sitting around campfire] *flashlight to face* before cellphones, friends just showed up at your home unannounced *one kid pukes* *another faints*
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Petty Ruxpin @branchrobynian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I genuinely love this so much!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why are you eating all those french fries [me] you told me to hydrate what [me] car-bo-hydrate its right there in the word
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Petty Ruxpin @branchrobynian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who up because this is the only time there is quiet in the world
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In pure nerd terms of Fox-Disney mash-ups, we still have not gotten: Aliens vs. Jedi Aliens vs. Tron Aliens vs. Toy Story Aliens vs. Muppets Take Manhattan Aliens vs. The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes Aliens vs. Herbie the Love Bug Planet of the Apes vs. Toy Story Feeling robbed yet?
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Dærick Gröss @daerickgross.com · 20/09/2026
if anyone happens to have a couple spare bucks, our own @riotgrlerin.bsky.social could use a little help
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve now lived so much longer than I would ever have expected to that I feel I’m living in the future. This is when I imagined Neuromancer happening. And now the creators of today’s AI warn us that it threatens humanity.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A scene from wolf of Wall Street wheee Leo asks someone to sell him a pen. In the meme that person is labeled anthropic, and he says it’s going to kill everyone
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Petty Ruxpin @branchrobynian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why?
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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 11/09/2026
If you’re ever wondering why your tiny rural police force has a DHS supplied APC, fucktons of riot gear, tear gas, automatic weapons and sniper rifles, well, today’s why.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In what universe would a white Mayor be told he could not attend a commemoration in Oklahoma City because "Timothy McVeigh?"
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i’ve been solving a lot of problems lately with my calculator like 5 + 8 and 12 x 3. but now i’m starting to think it’s alive
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New swear unlocked everybody
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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
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this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia
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Sophie Delhaes @corkypirbright.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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victoria @vashetc.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
Hi friends. I've tried my best to reach out to HBCU's and other Black spaces but still have a very low amount of survey's from Black people. I even e-mailed professors directly and DM'd people online. Please share with any Black people with ME/CFS that you might know of!
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Petty Ruxpin @branchrobynian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
😂🤣😜
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i recommend making some silly little projects of your own to make you feel like maybe tomorrow will be fun and interesting. maybe don’t even intend on releasing or selling it. it’s not for those rubes!! what do they know
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Artist: @warandpeas.bsky.social
black-and-white comic by War & Peas depicting a funeral service outdoors under a cloudy sky.

A priest stands on the right side of a closed wooden coffin covered in flowers, reading from an open book. On the left side of the coffin, a large crowd of mourners dressed in dark clothing stands together, with some crying.

Italicized caption text at the bottom reads:
"If only he had tried yoga."
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Petty Ruxpin @branchrobynian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Humans are so stupid that we think AI is intelligent
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Ziggy @ziggyknot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Charlie Kirk spent his entire life disparaging immigrants, disrespecting women and blaming black folks, only to be shot by a white guy in the whitest place on earth. I don't support what happened to Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk supported what happened to Charlie Kirk
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
Look, guys, the data centers really need that water to make more csam
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Petty Ruxpin @branchrobynian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Had to Google the dates of Reagan and the Pope getting shot because I remember both. Reagan was first.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I struggle to describe what Dolly meant to me as a southern blonde who spent her entire life getting disrespected to my face for being trashy and vain, but I will encourage you today to reflect on the ways YOU have treated women in your life whose aesthetics you find insufficiently respectable
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Loving your neighbor is an action verb people
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if we can't scroll then sad news can't reach us
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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John @attackofhubris.net · 26/08/2026
Fuck
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 22/08/2026
hi i'm frances i used to be funny on bluesky but now i just get mad about trade policy
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The idea of AI “hallucinating” is one I wish I’d had!
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ai is replacing us well i would like to see ai stay up late and spiral about every romantic interaction its ever had
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My working lay theory has been that a baldness pill could reduce racism by 28.55%. I won’t mention the other pharmacology theory….
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Select all squares with traffic lights
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
look on this site, for all its flaws, I never have to interact with Roman bust avatar twitter types or anyone who cares about crypto or overuses the word "stack." They are all now trapped in hell screaming at each other (and various bots), and I just think that's beautiful
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dave’s Killer Bread. Mike’s Armed Robbery Nuggets. Pete’s DUI Iodized Salt
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
people with chronic pain warned us at the time but the criminalization of women and minority people’s pain after the opioid crisis is a public health disaster. I’ve had friends denied pain management after hysterectomies, dental extractions and broken bones.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Abdul El-Sayed on capitalism: “I’m capitalist who just knows about capitalism. I have a bad habit of reading, I’m so sorry.”
We’ve spoken about capitalism versus socialism.

Do you want to talk about capitalism? Let’s talk about capitalism. Are you recording? Capitalism is about leveraging the laws of supply and demand to efficiently allocate capital expenditure to maximize value. When capitalism works, it’s because you have free entry and exit into markets. So if you believe in capitalism, you have to believe in government regulation to protect markets. In fact, right now, we have exactly the opposite. You don’t have to be a socialist to believe that you should be taxing billionaires their wealth. In fact, if you are a capitalist, you should believe in that. So, I’m capitalist who just knows about capitalism. I have a bad habit of reading, I’m so sorry.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/08/2026
This is Bella. She joined her mom at the gym and figured she'd get a workout in too. Went and got her own mat and everything. 13/10 (IG: alicianicole873)
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